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(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)   Not saying it's been raining a bit more than normal in Southern California, but subby's neighbor just asked exactly how long a cubit was and where he could get a really large amount of lumber   (nbclosangeles.com) divider line 19
    More: Followup, Southern California, National Weather Service, San Gabriel Valley, Altadena, Glendora, Piha Rescue, storms  
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3289 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 9:09 AM (47 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-28 09:14:42 AM  
7 votes:
Riiiiight....
2014-02-28 09:14:34 AM  
4 votes:
"What is this?"
"It's an Ark."
"You wanna get it out of my driveway?"
2014-02-28 11:02:36 AM  
3 votes:
For you Farkers who don't get the reference, the great Bill Cosby:

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2014-02-28 09:37:25 AM  
3 votes:

vibeulator: VOO-PAH, VOO-PAH!


DING!

NOAH!
2014-02-28 09:36:18 AM  
3 votes:
VOO-PAH, VOO-PAH!
2014-02-28 09:19:19 AM  
3 votes:
How long can you tread water?
2014-02-28 09:11:56 AM  
3 votes:
Whats a cubit?

Lets see a cubit...I used to know what a cubit was Well don't worry about that Noah.
2014-02-28 09:40:25 AM  
2 votes:

axeeugene: vibeulator: VOO-PAH, VOO-PAH!

DING!

NOAH!


Somebody call?

VOO-PAH, VOO-PAH, VOO-PAH!
2014-02-28 09:22:16 AM  
2 votes:
Cubit = length from elbow to tip of middle finger.  Obviously YMMV, so it's an archaic, inexact measurement but it does allow the carpenter to flip the bird at whoever is giving such ludicrous instructions.
2014-02-28 09:17:39 AM  
2 votes:

bahr: WAAAH it's not raining!  WAAAAAH now it's raining too much!

Make a damned decision ya wusses


Yeah, all we've heard is "We need it! It better rain soon or we're going to die!", along with laughter at the rest of the country, because we're getting polar vortex'ed over and over again.  Don't look for sympathy from the rest of us, you wankers.
2014-02-28 04:50:02 PM  
1 votes:
Dry California leads to sleepless bears, bishops prayers The California Conference of Catholic Bishops asked people of all faiths to join in prayers for rain.

Did they specify quantity?
Be careful what you ask for.....
2014-02-28 11:15:35 AM  
1 votes:
Am I on Candid Camera?

//one of the best comedy bits ever
//jwooba, jwooba, jwooba
2014-02-28 11:05:12 AM  
1 votes:

zimbomba63: Yeah, all we've heard is "We need it! It better rain soon or we're going to die!", along with laughter at the rest of the country, because we're getting polar vortex'ed over and over again.  Don't look for sympathy from the rest of us, you wankers.


We don't need your sympathy, but I hope you like paying $6 for an orange.
2014-02-28 10:53:57 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-28 09:46:41 AM  
1 votes:
Seems it never rains in southern California
Seems I've often heard that kind of talk before
It never rains in California
But girl don't they warn ya
It pours, man it pours
2014-02-28 09:38:18 AM  
1 votes:

gfid: I know things suck right now, but you have prospered so much in the past and laughed at the rest of us while you used water that comes from my state.


Yes, thanks for that.  By the way, we're going to take more and there's nothing you can do about it so....thanks in advance.  I'd stay and chat but it looks like the rain is letting up a little some I'm gonna run outside and fire up the sprinklers for a bit.
2014-02-28 09:25:58 AM  
1 votes:
If California were a gender, it would be a woman... get what you asked for, and still not satisfied.
2014-02-28 09:19:24 AM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: Weren't they just biatching about needing rain? Well there ya go.


I swear, first it's grinding drought, now it's mudslide-inducing downpours. These Californians would biatch if they were hung with a golden rope!
2014-02-28 09:19:09 AM  
1 votes:
If this involves both California and water, then shouldn't it be on the POLITICS tab ??
 
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