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(CNN)   New study claims the men have a "biological clock" that drives their need to procreate. Subbette believes that's called "the lifespan of a man"   (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 14
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2014-02-28 09:20:31 AM  
6 votes:
you misspelled cock. biological cock
2014-02-28 11:03:58 AM  
4 votes:
dick tock dick tock dick tock
2014-02-28 10:10:41 AM  
3 votes:
backhomeblog.com
2014-02-28 12:30:51 PM  
1 votes:

FarkingReading: cgraves67:

bad breath and the need to evacuate bowels and bladders

You are making me so hot.


Sprechen sie Deutsch?
2014-02-28 11:49:49 AM  
1 votes:
My biological clock is throbbing.
2014-02-28 11:48:40 AM  
1 votes:

bdub77: you misspelled cock. biological cock


He just wanted you to put two hands and a face on it.
2014-02-28 11:47:05 AM  
1 votes:

some_beer_drinker: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

fact.


Yeah but I don't want to actually do anything. Laziest and horniest.
2014-02-28 11:44:21 AM  
1 votes:
Of course it's biological....

Oh.....CLOCK.  Clock.

Well, ok then!
2014-02-28 11:22:15 AM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Abuse Liability: Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.

Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.

Hey man, I just came to crack jokes ;-)


Cracking jokes when you come, huh? I guess it's a coping mechanism.
2014-02-28 11:14:08 AM  
1 votes:

Abuse Liability: Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.

Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.


In addition to that scientific analysis, I'd like to add I'm old and no longer wish to procreate... but would sure love some BIE

/EIP
2014-02-28 11:08:39 AM  
1 votes:
Subette, Ive never met you, and this sounds crazy, but I wanna make babies with you and several of your closest female friends and family members and neighbors and coworkers and acquaintances and former classmates
2014-02-28 11:07:32 AM  
1 votes:

unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"


I think they're trying to beg for you to talk them out of it.
2014-02-28 09:33:43 AM  
1 votes:
Biological clock driving men's need to procreate runs out when men begin yelling at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
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2014-02-28 09:18:30 AM  
1 votes:
I view us as viruses.  It's a biological imperative to infect as many others as possible with our genes and have them make more of us.
 
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