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(CNN)   New study claims the men have a "biological clock" that drives their need to procreate. Subbette believes that's called "the lifespan of a man"   (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 10
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2014-02-28 10:10:46 AM
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Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"
2014-02-28 10:57:03 AM
3 votes:

unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"


I am the same way. I love my nieces and nephew, but everytime I hear about people having a kid the first things I think of are the cost and the state of the world and think that I am doing a potential kid a favor by not having one.
2014-02-28 12:28:38 PM
1 votes:

Fafai: Shazam999: Pull out.

Right when it feels best? That goes against the instinct, too. I still prefer it to condoms. Been thinking of getting snipped for a while.


And you can get a woman pregnant from precum. Statstically low but it happens, especially if you have a good active sperm count.
2014-02-28 12:04:45 PM
1 votes:
I'm very smart and thus would be useful to prevent idiocracy like most Farkers (I suspect most visitors to this site are above average intelligence).  The problem is that I'm transgender, and have always wished I were female.  I have no desire at all to be a father - I wish that I could be a mother.
2014-02-28 11:39:03 AM
1 votes:
I've got two kids as of last month. I don't know if it's the exhaustion, the satisfied biological imperative, or just getting older, but I think my libido is starting to relax its deathgrip on my brain.

WRT having kids in a bad world, if you don't procreate and raise kids to counteract the idiots, the idiots will run human civilization into the ground. So I reproduce for the sake of humanity.
2014-02-28 11:11:12 AM
1 votes:

Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.


Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.
2014-02-28 11:10:06 AM
1 votes:
The clock begins 20 minutes after I have sex, and doesn't stop until I have sex again or die.
2014-02-28 11:09:17 AM
1 votes:

groppet: unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"

I am the same way. I love my nieces and nephew, but everytime I hear about people having a kid the first things I think of are the cost and the state of the world and think that I am doing a potential kid a favor by not having one.


yeah, clean water and electricity. Refrigerators. Grocery stores with fresh food and what not. Paved roads and cars.  Modern medicine and vaccines. THE HORROR.

but they are expensive, no doubt about that.

2 kids. But I imagine if you argue having kids logically we would have become extinct a few hundred thousand years ago.
2014-02-28 10:57:58 AM
1 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.


Condoms prevent minivans!
2014-02-28 09:14:52 AM
1 votes:
Men are horniest in the morning.
 
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