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(CNN)   New study claims the men have a "biological clock" that drives their need to procreate. Subbette believes that's called "the lifespan of a man"   (thechart.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 143
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2014-02-28 08:37:56 AM
content6.flixster.com
 
2014-02-28 09:14:52 AM
Men are horniest in the morning.
 
2014-02-28 09:18:30 AM
I view us as viruses.  It's a biological imperative to infect as many others as possible with our genes and have them make more of us.
 
2014-02-28 09:20:31 AM
you misspelled cock. biological cock
 
2014-02-28 09:33:43 AM
Biological clock driving men's need to procreate runs out when men begin yelling at neighborhood kids to get off his lawn.
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-28 09:40:29 AM
A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.
 
2014-02-28 09:53:39 AM

Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.


There's a guy who sometimes goes to my supermarket.  Honda station wagon with handcuffs hanging from the rear view and naked lady silhouette mudflaps.

He looks precisely as you'd predict.
 
2014-02-28 10:10:41 AM
backhomeblog.com
 
2014-02-28 10:10:46 AM
Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"
 
2014-02-28 10:25:55 AM

vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.


Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex
 
2014-02-28 10:38:12 AM

blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex


I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.
 
2014-02-28 10:57:03 AM

unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"


I am the same way. I love my nieces and nephew, but everytime I hear about people having a kid the first things I think of are the cost and the state of the world and think that I am doing a potential kid a favor by not having one.
 
2014-02-28 10:57:16 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.


That would explain my raging boners every morning.
 
2014-02-28 10:57:58 AM

Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.


Condoms prevent minivans!
 
2014-02-28 10:58:39 AM
I still pull out way early.
 
2014-02-28 10:59:10 AM
I'm sure they would not forget to factor in that older men tend to with older women?

I'm assuming then that they did this analysis only on men who's baby carrying women were all of an identical age?
 
hej
2014-02-28 10:59:53 AM
Subbette is right.
 
2014-02-28 11:02:11 AM

blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.


The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.
 
2014-02-28 11:03:58 AM
dick tock dick tock dick tock
 
2014-02-28 11:06:16 AM
Every morning, I wake up with my very own sun dial.

/too subtle?
 
2014-02-28 11:07:32 AM

unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"


I think they're trying to beg for you to talk them out of it.
 
2014-02-28 11:07:46 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.


Conveniently, the hours most of us are already in bed anyway. We're lazy and it's convenient.
 
2014-02-28 11:08:39 AM
Subette, Ive never met you, and this sounds crazy, but I wanna make babies with you and several of your closest female friends and family members and neighbors and coworkers and acquaintances and former classmates
 
2014-02-28 11:09:17 AM

groppet: unlikely: Not only do I have no such urge, whenever a friend says "we're thinking of having a baby" it is actually hard for me to overcome the urge to say "Seriously? WHY?"

I am the same way. I love my nieces and nephew, but everytime I hear about people having a kid the first things I think of are the cost and the state of the world and think that I am doing a potential kid a favor by not having one.


yeah, clean water and electricity. Refrigerators. Grocery stores with fresh food and what not. Paved roads and cars.  Modern medicine and vaccines. THE HORROR.

but they are expensive, no doubt about that.

2 kids. But I imagine if you argue having kids logically we would have become extinct a few hundred thousand years ago.
 
2014-02-28 11:09:22 AM

Diogenes: Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.

There's a guy who sometimes goes to my supermarket.  Honda station wagon with handcuffs hanging from the rear view and naked lady silhouette mudflaps.

He looks precisely as you'd predict.


Like this?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 11:10:06 AM
The clock begins 20 minutes after I have sex, and doesn't stop until I have sex again or die.
 
2014-02-28 11:10:40 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.


Funny you should mention that, I had a dream about this girl last night..

postgradproblems.com

which I think my gf noticed this morning.
 
2014-02-28 11:10:40 AM

FarkingReading: Diogenes: Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.

There's a guy who sometimes goes to my supermarket.  Honda station wagon with handcuffs hanging from the rear view and naked lady silhouette mudflaps.

He looks precisely as you'd predict.

Like this?

[img.fark.net image 225x250]


Needs a bad moustache and too-tight jeans that accentuate his growing gut, but awful close!
 
2014-02-28 11:11:12 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.


Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.
 
2014-02-28 11:11:56 AM

blatz514: which I think my gf noticed this morning.


Yeah, the little brain doesn't talk, but he's hardly mum.
 
2014-02-28 11:11:57 AM
Had one kid, everything sucked at first and slowly got better. Been nagged about having another but I like my nice things staying nice.
 
2014-02-28 11:12:36 AM
It is only meet and right for men to wish to bestow the treasure of their seed upon the world, through the begetting of multiple issue. Come to me, women, and let me impregnate you with my vital life fluid.
 
2014-02-28 11:14:08 AM

Abuse Liability: Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.

Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.


In addition to that scientific analysis, I'd like to add I'm old and no longer wish to procreate... but would sure love some BIE

/EIP
 
2014-02-28 11:14:41 AM

Tr0mBoNe: A minivan is the best sign of male virility out there.


And they're always ready to show you how manly and alpha they are at riding your ass and cutting you off in traffic.
 
2014-02-28 11:15:44 AM
Diogenes: "Honda station wagon with handcuffs hanging from the rear view and naked lady silhouette mudflaps."

If you'd said "pickup truck" -- I know what that guy looks like.
But a *station wagon*? I'd half-expect a butch lady cop at that point.

If it's a guy... I'm picturing the beaten-down/self-delusional/mid-life-crisis remains of the guy who had those trappings on his pickup, but now has a wife and kids.
 
2014-02-28 11:16:30 AM
Populations have stagnated, or are on the decline, in most developed countries so now it's "My my farking God! how were we gonna be able to take care of all these old people!  You better get out there and start farking."
 
2014-02-28 11:17:03 AM
As some farker said before "All this talk about spreading your seed into as many women as possible, but everyone of you pulls out and/or uses condoms. No man wants 50 kids, but they want 50 partners."
 
2014-02-28 11:19:54 AM

Diogenes: I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.


For me, it is 7am until 10pm.
 
2014-02-28 11:19:58 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: which I think my gf noticed this morning.

Yeah, the little brain doesn't talk, but he's hardly mum.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-28 11:20:20 AM

Livinglush: I'm sure they would not forget to factor in that older men tend to with older women?

I'm assuming then that they did this analysis only on men who's baby carrying women were all of an identical age?



This was my question as well.  I guess it's too much to ask of TFA to tell us if the study meant there were men of all different ages having kids with women only aged 20 to 25, say and which kids came out screwy.


groppet: everytime I hear about people having a kid the first things I think of are the cost and the state of the world and that I am doing a potential kid a favor by not having one.



Sort of a preemptive suicide.
 
2014-02-28 11:20:25 AM

Abuse Liability: Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.

Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.


Hey man, I just came to crack jokes ;-)
 
2014-02-28 11:22:15 AM

Diogenes: Abuse Liability: Diogenes: blatz514: Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.

That would explain my raging boners every morning.

The study went into hormone levels and stuff.  But I have to wonder if there also isn't one of those correlation/causation thingies.

I go to bed hoping to dream about sex.  And I wake up having dreamt about sex.

Testosterone decreases as you age (and is largely responsible for your libido).  Whether this is an affected cellular response to "protect" the species from older individuals who may have gametes with mutated nucleotides or are simply your cell's inability to function as robustly in the absence of many of the growth factors of youth, you decide.

Hey man, I just came to crack jokes ;-)


Cracking jokes when you come, huh? I guess it's a coping mechanism.
 
2014-02-28 11:25:10 AM

Diogenes: blatz514: vernonFL: Men are horniest in the morning.

Were you peeking in my bedroom window this morning?

/love morning sex

I recall a study that said, for dudes, 7am and 10pm.


That's why I masturbate as soon as I get to my desk at 7:30am.
 
2014-02-28 11:27:24 AM
Not true, subbette.
The clock runs continuously from onset of puberty until death (I sincerely hope).

/I was alive before I started to pull myself through puberty.
//We all seem to pull through puberty just fine.
 
2014-02-28 11:29:13 AM

busy chillin': As some farker said before "All this talk about spreading your seed into as many women as possible, but everyone of you pulls out and/or uses condoms. No man wants 50 kids, but they want 50 partners."


But they instinctively don't want to pull out and wish they didn't have to wear a condom. It's the cognitive part of the brain that does this because we can reason. That doesn't mean there's no biological impulse at all. We override that, but it's there.
 
2014-02-28 11:29:33 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: /I was alive before I started to pull myself through puberty.


Lord knows I pulled myself plenty of times during puberty.
 
2014-02-28 11:30:21 AM

busy chillin': No man wants 50 kids, but they want 50 partners."


A man would be fine with 50 kids, if he didn't have to take care of them.
 
2014-02-28 11:31:40 AM
So how do you explain Facials? And how the hell did some guy get such an even covering?

www.examiner.com
 
2014-02-28 11:31:49 AM

Fissile: Populations have stagnated, or are on the decline, in most developed countries so now it's "My my farking God! how were we gonna be able to take care of all these old people!  You better get out there and start farking."


And since job pay in the USA is in the shiatter for 75% of the population, only immigration will keep us afloat.
 
2014-02-28 11:32:32 AM
Need a Little Head this morning.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vQB90iblug
 
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