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(WFTV Orlando)   Don't you just hate it when you're minding your own business outside your home and then you're forced to wrestle with a bear who just came out of nowhere?   (wftv.com) divider line 49
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2014-02-28 07:26:00 AM  
Well, imagine how the bear felt.
 
2014-02-28 08:09:50 AM  

Nina Haagen Dazs: Well, imagine how the bear felt.


Soft and huggable...except the claws and teeth part.
 
2014-02-28 08:45:11 AM  
Awesome. This is like my wet dream, only I'm the bear and the bear is Marget Thatcher's head on Hulk Hogan.
 
2014-02-28 08:48:20 AM  
See what legalizing Gay Marriage has done?

I hope you're happy!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-02-28 08:55:08 AM  
That's disgusting.  People should keep that sort of thing indoors.
 
2014-02-28 09:10:17 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-28 09:24:04 AM  
Too bad Liam Neeson wasn't strolling by (yeah I know, they were wolves).
 
2014-02-28 10:01:07 AM  
They say it's cruel and unusual to make bears wrestle in a circus sideshow.

But let's face it....bears like to wrestle.
 
2014-02-28 10:18:45 AM  
That sounds like how Putin starts his day.
 
2014-02-28 10:20:30 AM  

kid_icarus: Nina Haagen Dazs: Well, imagine how the bear felt.

Soft and huggable...except the claws and teeth part.


Awww. It's a bear cub! How cute! I just want to hu-

Why is everyone running away?
 
2014-02-28 10:22:34 AM  
Instantly materializing bears are a menace to society.
 
2014-02-28 10:25:30 AM  
It used to bother me, but now when we see each other wee curtly nod and go about our daily business.
 
2014-02-28 10:26:49 AM  
Although I've never actually been privy to the act personally, I'm pretty sure bears come out of the same place as everyone else.
 
2014-02-28 10:27:05 AM  

offmymeds: It used to bother me, but now when we see each other we curtly nod and go about our daily
business.


ftfm
 
2014-02-28 10:30:58 AM  
Since this Florida, he probably "thinks" he wrestle a bear, but, he might of just fell down the stairs.
 
2014-02-28 10:38:55 AM  

zimbomba63: Since this Florida, he probably "thinks" he wrestle a bear, but, he might of just fell down the stairs.


Florida?

Bath salts.
 
2014-02-28 10:38:57 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: See what legalizing Gay Marriage has done?

I hope you're happy!


Thanks Obama!
 
2014-02-28 10:41:35 AM  
I hate it when a bear comes on me out of nowhere. A little warning would be nice, buddy.
 
2014-02-28 10:41:54 AM  
Don't be forced to wrestle a bear that just came out of nowhere.  Get Direct TV.

/not mine
 
2014-02-28 10:42:52 AM  
Did he punch it using his Mantis Kung Fu?
http://bearmageddon.com/2013/10/30/page-116-beep-boop/
 
2014-02-28 10:57:22 AM  
Surprised that Farkers have yet to post pictures of "Bears".

Not that I'm looking forward to it - just surprised.

NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-28 10:59:23 AM  
colbertnation.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-02-28 11:00:10 AM  
www.addictinginfo.org
 
2014-02-28 11:01:33 AM  
I saw a coyote run across the street three houses away this morning. Does that count?
 
hej
2014-02-28 11:02:01 AM  
Yes, I would hate it if my name was Will Ferrel.
 
2014-02-28 11:04:15 AM  

The water was cold: Surprised that Farkers have yet to post pictures of "Bears".

Not that I'm looking forward to it - just surprised.

NTTAWWT


Don't see what's so difficult about that.

www.elifestyle.co
 
2014-02-28 11:07:58 AM  
cdn.sheknows.com
wrong. never fight with a bear, they will always win.
 
2014-02-28 11:09:07 AM  
It was the guy's fault, he was carrying

g-ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-02-28 11:20:28 AM  
SORRENTO, Fla. -  A man claims he was sitting outside his home in the Oak Springs mobile home park in Sorrento Thursday night when a bear lunged at him."[I was] sitting outside listening to music, and all the sudden I see a shadow go by me..."

It's pretty clear what happened here. The bear obviously objected to the guy's music and wasn't having any of it. Kudos to the bear!
 
2014-02-28 11:21:56 AM  
Take survival tips from Canadians.
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 11:22:35 AM  
He should've switched to DirecTV.
 
2014-02-28 11:26:40 AM  
Did this bear get away with the pic-a-nic basket?
 
2014-02-28 11:42:05 AM  
From nowhere you say?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 11:45:13 AM  
are you certain it was a bear, sir?  Are you sure it wasn't lawn furniture?  What's in that mug?
 
2014-02-28 11:48:03 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: See what legalizing Gay Marriage has done?

I hope you're happy!


We're here We're queer We dont want anymore bears
 
2014-02-28 12:04:52 PM  
Not your classic anecdote.
 
2014-02-28 12:14:57 PM  
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-28 12:15:57 PM  
i96.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-28 12:21:58 PM  
well, lowland gorilla, not bear, but...did he switch cable companies?
i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-02-28 12:45:04 PM  
I guess it's better than having your dad get punched over a can of soup.
 
2014-02-28 02:04:35 PM  

mama2tnt: well, lowland gorilla, not bear, but...did he switch cable companies?
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Came for this.
 
2014-02-28 02:24:05 PM  
Don't you just hate it when a guy makes up a story about wrestling a bear when he actually just fell in the road trying to chase one?

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/cont en t/news/articles/cfn/2014/2/27/report_bear_attacks_.html
 
2014-02-28 02:42:29 PM  

CFNews13: Don't you just hate it when a guy makes up a story about wrestling a bear when he actually just fell in the road trying to chase one?

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/cont en t/news/articles/cfn/2014/2/27/report_bear_attacks_.html


Why would you chase a bear?  I mean, if you're in a truck, well maybe.  On foot, that sounds like a plot for "Death Wish 2014".
 
2014-02-28 03:04:50 PM  

zimbomba63: CFNews13: Don't you just hate it when a guy makes up a story about wrestling a bear when he actually just fell in the road trying to chase one?

http://www.mynews13.com/content/news/cfnews13/news/article.html/cont en t/news/articles/cfn/2014/2/27/report_bear_attacks_.html

Why would you chase a bear?  I mean, if you're in a truck, well maybe.  On foot, that sounds like a plot for "Death Wish 2014".


I think some people are under the impression that black bears aren't particularly dangerous.
 
2014-02-28 03:43:01 PM  
I dunno, some people like that sort of thing.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 04:20:10 PM  
"Neighbors said that people routinely harass the bears in the neighborhood"

Only in Floriduh would this be considered a good idea.
 
2014-02-28 04:34:09 PM  
A bear? How did he get there? There is no time for wondering, because the father is already fighting the bear! Then the bear leaves.

b.vimeocdn.com
 
2014-02-28 04:40:05 PM  

MythDragon: I dunno, some people like that sort of thing.
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I'm just going to say it.  Pondering the viciousness of the sex between those two men terrifies me.

THATS why I don't wanna go to prison.
 
2014-02-28 07:47:36 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
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