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(TMZ)   Robin Thicke goes back onstage, dedicates a song to his estranged wife and insists his life is incomplete and starts belting out "Without U." Then a parade of semi-nude dancers hit the stage and the clock reset to 0   (tmz.com) divider line 49
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2014-02-28 10:56:07 AM  

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Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

 
2014-02-28 10:58:49 AM  
This dude is sloppy in just about every aspect of his personal life.
 
2014-02-28 11:00:34 AM  
His clock is at 13:00

She needs to get out now while she can still get some cash out of the tool.
 
2014-02-28 11:00:49 AM  
He's better off. If I had money, looks and popularity the last thing I'd do is settle down with one person.
 
2014-02-28 11:03:06 AM  

ReapTheChaos: He's better off. If I had money, looks and popularity the last thing I'd do is settle down with one person.


Sounds like he agrees with you.
 
2014-02-28 11:19:37 AM  
I guess those are just the facts of life, subby.
 
2014-02-28 11:31:43 AM  
Aren't we all semi-nude? Or, as prudes like to call it, only partially clothed?
 
2014-02-28 11:31:56 AM  
Does this mean we can stop hearing about how he's not really a misogynist because his hot wife let him shoot a video with half-naked girls now?
 
2014-02-28 11:32:16 AM  
WTF happened to Canadians? They used to be so normal. Living so close to the U.S. must finally be taking its toll on them.
 
2014-02-28 11:35:40 AM  

twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.


Is that a raccoon on his arm?
 
2014-02-28 11:47:24 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: His clock is at 13:00

She needs to get out now while she can still get some cash out of the tool.


At least she has a film career.
 
2014-02-28 11:48:27 AM  

SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?


It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.
 
2014-02-28 11:51:46 AM  
the Show must go on.
 
2014-02-28 11:55:17 AM  
Growing Pains was so long ago.
 
2014-02-28 11:55:22 AM  

H31N0US: The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.


TMZ will probably try to do a "Where Are They Now?" segment on him and find him in the Kansas City bus station turning tricks for booze and smokes.
 
2014-02-28 12:00:50 PM  

H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.


His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.
 
2014-02-28 12:02:49 PM  
Robin.  Robin just fark'em.  Don't marry them.
 
2014-02-28 12:21:40 PM  

Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.


He is to me, gotdamnit.
 
2014-02-28 12:29:01 PM  
www.fanpop.com
Approves.
 
2014-02-28 12:32:02 PM  

ChrisDe: WTF happened to Canadians? They used to be so normal. Living so close to the U.S. must finally be taking its toll on them.


Mostly the ones in Ontario. Too much exposure to Michigan and New York.

I never heard of the guy until Pharrell Williams wrote him that tune. He's got a face like a potato.
 
2014-02-28 12:42:14 PM  

Splish: Aren't we all semi-nude? Or, as prudes like to call it, only partially clothed?


I'm in a gimp suit.  It's about as clothed as you can get.
 
2014-02-28 12:48:58 PM  

mistrmind: Robin.  Robin just fark'em.  Don't marry them.


Link
 
2014-02-28 01:21:28 PM  

ReapTheChaos: He's better off. If I had money, looks and popularity the last thing I'd do is settle down with one person.


Second.

While I MAYBE have one of those 3, I wish I had learned that before I got married, but it's been a lot of fun since getting divorced.
 
2014-02-28 01:51:29 PM  

ChrisDe: WTF happened to Canadians? They used to be so normal. Living so close to the U.S. must finally be taking its toll on them.


Are we talking about the same Canada? They've *always* been nuts.
 
2014-02-28 02:43:59 PM  

Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.


Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.
 
2014-02-28 02:46:31 PM  
I've put in a request to our prayer circle that dad Alan sets up an intervention for his son and features Kirk Cameron.
 
2014-02-28 02:51:26 PM  
CSB
Robin Thicke's aunt is my chiropractor (I go to her for physio stuff, none on that subluxation nonsense).
/CSB
 
2014-02-28 02:55:53 PM  

Hebalo: Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.


he was headlining a local festival and they only listed one song for the 'come hear him perform your favorite hits' promo
 
2014-02-28 03:04:25 PM  
He's playing a local venue in a few weeks and the radio adds for his show say loud and clear that "And he's now single!".   So bring yo skank ass on down
 
2014-02-28 03:24:43 PM  

Hebalo: Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.

Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.


Any other terms that you would like to redefine to justify ignorance?
 
2014-02-28 03:54:22 PM  

Hebalo: Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.

Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.


I can only name one Kiss song, one hit wonder!
 
2014-02-28 03:56:17 PM  

Bane of Broone: ReapTheChaos: He's better off. If I had money, looks and popularity the last thing I'd do is settle down with one person.

Second.

While I MAYBE have one of those 3, I wish I had learned that before I got married, but it's been a lot of fun since getting divorced.


I think he married her before he got famous, but I could be wrong. I forget what muscian said something along the lines of you dont get married on the way up you get married on your way down.
 
2014-02-28 04:29:22 PM  

FunkOut: ChrisDe: WTF happened to Canadians? They used to be so normal. Living so close to the U.S. must finally be taking its toll on them.

Mostly the ones in Ontario. Too much exposure to Michigan and New York.

I never heard of the guy until Pharrell Williams wrote him that tune. He's got a face like a potato.


Hey, hey, hey! Let's not go for
the low blows on his looks. Especially as he looks EXACTLY like Mr. MMM at the same age. Unfortunately for Mr. MMM, I never looked anything like Paula ...
 
2014-02-28 04:43:34 PM  
"Without U"?

To me, using text-speak in a love song smacks of insincerity. I wonder if he proposed with "Will U mrry me LOL"
 
2014-02-28 04:44:30 PM  

threedingers: CSB
Robin Thicke's aunt is my chiropractor (I go to her for physio stuff, none on that subluxation nonsense).
/CSB


Worst CSB of all Time...OF ALL TIME
 
2014-02-28 04:46:36 PM  

Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.


I was going to mention that too.  I really don't know who was buying his albums though. I had never even heard of him until the Miley thing, and I am a music-loving Canadian. Nickelback is another mystery - they seem to be the most hated AND one of the best-selling bands in Canada simultaneously. Are people hate-buying their albums?
 
2014-02-28 04:53:02 PM  
Oh baby you
    you got what I need
         but you say he's just a friend
               you say he's just a friend
 
2014-02-28 04:53:34 PM  
"Nickelback is another mystery - they seem to be the most hated AND one of the best-selling bands in Canada simultaneously. Are people hate-buying their albums?"

Fark doesn't represent the rest of the world.
/imagine that
//is indifferent about Nickelback.
 
2014-02-28 05:02:19 PM  

Kurmudgeon: "Nickelback is another mystery - they seem to be the most hated AND one of the best-selling bands in Canada simultaneously. Are people hate-buying their albums?"

Fark doesn't represent the rest of the world.
/imagine that


Not just Fark. Fark Nickelback hate is about on par with every other source of Nickelback hate.
 
2014-02-28 05:14:45 PM  
That is the gayest looking straight man I've ever seen in my life.
 
2014-02-28 05:53:36 PM  

for good or for awesome: That is the gayest looking straight man I've ever seen in my life.


Robin Thicke so deep in the closet Tom Cruise and John Travolta are impressed.
 
2014-02-28 06:58:08 PM  
Covering the Motley Lüe classic?

/may be another hair band's classic
//too indifferent to lougle it
 
2014-02-28 07:16:40 PM  

ReapTheChaos: He's better off. If I had money, looks and popularity the last thing I'd do is settle down with one person.


And no more twerkabating with Moldy Cyborg....
 
2014-02-28 07:58:21 PM  

palelizard: Splish: Aren't we all semi-nude? Or, as prudes like to call it, only partially clothed?

I'm in a gimp suit.  It's about as clothed as you can get.


It's a zhentai. It's not a gimp suit unless it stops at the neck.


/eggplant
 
2014-02-28 08:22:17 PM  
No hot pics of Paula Patton so far?!? Tisk tisk *cracks knuckles*

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blacksportsonline.com

www.aceshowbiz.com

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encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

www.vehiclepassion.com

Have fun with Moldy Thorax, Robin! You definitely dropped the ball on a true package of bomb ass twat!
 
2014-02-28 09:24:19 PM  
When I was a young man, I thought his dad was kind of sexy.  He was a reasonably good looking man with a nice chest of dude fur.

This mutant crotchling that seems to have crawled out of Alan's ball sack, frankly, gives me the creeps.
 
2014-03-01 03:01:29 AM  

Moopy Mac: Hebalo: Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.

Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.

Any other terms that you would like to redefine to justify ignorance?


You're gonna be an asshole to me about Robin Thicke? Sigh.
 
2014-03-01 10:05:17 AM  

Hebalo: Moopy Mac: Hebalo: Moopy Mac: H31N0US: SigmaAlgebra: twistedmetal: [img.fark.net image 225x225]Stuck in the crevice of despair........poor guy.

Is that a raccoon on his arm?

It is the genre Slutus Groupieous.

So, Robin Thicke gets to grow up rich, with Wayne Gretsky as a babysitter, marries a super hot girl from his high school, eventually emerges from a career of mediocrity to attain one hit wonder status, affording him a metric ton of cocaine, cash and pussy. He turns into an asshole, and his wife says "enough".

The best part is he probably won't even rate enough it five years to make one of those celebrity train wreck reality shows.

His second album (which came out in 2007) is certified double platinum. And his third album debuted at #3 on the Billboard 200. So I don't think he is a one-hit wonder.

Even with a gun to my head, I could not name a second Robin Thicke song. One. Hit. Wonder.

Any other terms that you would like to redefine to justify ignorance?

You're gonna be an asshole to me about Robin Thicke? Sigh.


Moopy must be Canadian.

Go back to the bar, buddy!
 
2014-03-01 05:35:50 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Does this mean we can stop hearing about how he's not really a misogynist because his hot wife let him shoot a video with half-naked girls now?


To me, a misogynist is someone who does not like women.  The I did not get that impression from the video.
And at the time it debuted, many of the women in the bar I was hanging out at were telling me what a hot song they thought it was.  (To be fair, many of the women I hung out with we not noted for paying attention to the lyrics.  I might have to stop by that bar again to see if the same type of crowd is there.)
 
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