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(TMZ)   If you spend $500,000 on a charity auction so Kim Kardashian will be your date to an exclusive, hoity-toity ball, you may not want to show up wearing blackface and proudly announcing to everyone you're Kanye West   (tmz.com) divider line 100
    More: Amusing, Kim Kardashian, blackfaces, Richard Lugner  
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6845 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Feb 2014 at 8:52 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-28 08:27:40 AM  
Ok, that's funny.
 
2014-02-28 08:41:50 AM  
She's pissed because she wasn't the biggest ass in the place.
 
2014-02-28 08:44:29 AM  
There's a word for women who are paid to go to parties with men.
 
2014-02-28 08:49:24 AM  
So she is an Escort now. Time to add that to her resume.
 
2014-02-28 08:56:10 AM  
I simply can't choose the best comment from among the first four.
 
2014-02-28 08:56:39 AM  
I agree.  That is so offensive.  Who wants to see Kanye West?
 
2014-02-28 08:57:17 AM  

BizarreMan: There's a word for women who are paid to go to parties with men.


You realize she's famous for getting farked on video right?
 
2014-02-28 08:57:17 AM  
It's comedy gold on this thread, folks.
 
2014-02-28 08:58:53 AM  
The guy who paid her wasn't the one who was in blackface according to TFA.

Still goddamn funny story all around.
 
2014-02-28 08:59:50 AM  
You don't know me!
Maybe that's exactly what I want to do!

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
 
2014-02-28 09:02:11 AM  
Why the hell wouldn't you do blackface? Make a scene and go crazy. That way people will not invite the coont any place again.
 
2014-02-28 09:03:35 AM  
It is hard to know who to feel angry at/pity for in this situation.
 
2014-02-28 09:03:54 AM  
She told her people Lugner was aggressive, at times grabbing her and imploring her to lose her security.  She said Lugner was trying to be alone with her.

But she's a product he just rented for 500k, I don't see the problem.
 
2014-02-28 09:05:46 AM  
It's such a train wreck of a story, I'll just step away from it.
 
2014-02-28 09:06:55 AM  
Geez, I expected better critical thinking skills from someone who paid $500,000 to take a Macy's parade float on a date
 
2014-02-28 09:06:57 AM  
Some guy paid half a million just to try and get herpes??
 
2014-02-28 09:08:23 AM  
Hee-hee-hee. . . I'm having breakfast and lunch both at the computer today!
 
2014-02-28 09:08:26 AM  

you are a puppet: BizarreMan: There's a word for women who are paid to go to parties with men.

You realize she's famous for getting farked on video right?


She's famous for getting farked on video, in the ass. That's what really set it apart from other sex tapes at the time. There is definitely a word for the kind of gal that dives right into anal to make a name for herself. Determined!
 
2014-02-28 09:09:07 AM  

BizarreMan: There's a word for women who are paid to go to parties with men.


"women who annoy me" Lugner
 
2014-02-28 09:09:19 AM  
I think...guys, hold on.  I think she expects to be taken seriously!  I know, it's ludicrous.  But how else do you interpret her sense of self-dignity in the face of a life of prostitution and exploitation?  Someone should tell her she's a carnival side-show.
 
2014-02-28 09:10:00 AM  
She was offended because Kanye acts more like a black guy in whiteface.
 
2014-02-28 09:13:11 AM  
I'm no fan of the Kardashians, but this is just wrong. I don't see the humor in tormenting a woman with overtly racist jabs at a charity auction.
 
2014-02-28 09:15:18 AM  
Ted Danson unavailable foe comment.
 
2014-02-28 09:18:23 AM  
Maybe it was Kanye West.
 
2014-02-28 09:19:40 AM  
"And, we're told a lot of this was caught on tape because Kim was shooting for her reality show"
 
2014-02-28 09:20:55 AM  
I'm guessing dude wanted Kanye to get called to come and punch him in the face.

Instant pay-day.
 
2014-02-28 09:21:14 AM  

Marmilman: I'm no fan of the Kardashians, but this is just wrong. I don't see the humor in tormenting a woman with overtly racist jabs at a charity auction.


I assumed this took place in Austria. Historically speaking, racism has always been quite innocuous there afaik.
 
2014-02-28 09:22:16 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: She told her people Lugner was aggressive, at times grabbing her and imploring her to lose her security.  She said Lugner was trying to be alone with her.

But she's a product he just rented for 500k, I don't see the problem.


Yeah, no shiat. She probably also had her travel costs covered, as well as him paying her 500k for a date. If she didn't think she was expected to put out, she's an even bigger idiot than I thought. On the other hand, this guy has a history of hiring famous skanks to be his date to this Opera, so I feel no sympathy for him. He'd be better off hiring some hot college girl than the ones he does pick. Better looking, probably classier, and they're more likely to put out.
 
2014-02-28 09:22:56 AM  

Marmilman: I'm no fan of the Kardashians, but this is just wrong. I don't see the humor in tormenting a woman with overtly racist jabs at a charity auction.


Oh, I don't know. It would be offensive in most cases, but here... ? I'm inclined to just laugh at this one.
 
2014-02-28 09:24:00 AM  
FTFA:

Kim was paid $500K to be the guest of Richard Lugner, an Austrian businessman who has a long history of paying starlets half-a-mil to be his arm candy at the Vienna Annual Opera Ball.

But we're told she was taking pics with Lugner when a guy who was working the ball came up to her ... IN BLACK FACE acting like he was Kanye.  She walked away from the guy, but had to stay another hour and a half.


Where does it say that Richard Lugner was in black face?  Subby either fails at reading comprehension or is slandering Mr. Lugner.
 
2014-02-28 09:25:03 AM  
Perhaps he did it to increase his chance of tapping dat ass?

And please, someone tell me this wasn't one of those charities where KK (needs another K) doesn't get keep 90 - 95 percent.
 
2014-02-28 09:25:24 AM  

Marmilman: I'm no fan of the Kardashians, but this is just wrong. I don't see the humor in tormenting a woman with overtly racist jabs at a charity auction.


That's why he's an eccentric billionaire, and you're not.  He gets it.
 
2014-02-28 09:25:53 AM  
Well, what did she expect going on a date with The Penguin?

images.wikia.com
 
2014-02-28 09:29:50 AM  
Kim Kardashian stormed out of the hoity-toity Vienna Ball

Maybe she found out how big Vienna sausages are.
 
2014-02-28 09:33:07 AM  
Exclusive stills of the man accosting Kardashian...

www.gamesprays.com
 
2014-02-28 09:34:22 AM  
img.fark.net

images.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
2014-02-28 09:42:36 AM  

Wellon Dowd: It is hard to know who to feel angry at/pity for in this situation.


The bombadier?
 
2014-02-28 09:45:14 AM  
I don't know.  For half a million bucks, that sounds like a pretty damn good option.
 
2014-02-28 09:51:30 AM  
No subby, that does sound like the sort if thing I would do.
 
2014-02-28 09:52:41 AM  
If you're taking money to be someone's date, that's about half a step away from being an 'escort.'
 
2014-02-28 09:53:24 AM  
Mammy?
 
2014-02-28 09:56:45 AM  
A short time later a guy came up to Kim and asked her to dance. She said she wasn't a good dancer, and then the guy responded, he would dance with her if the orchestra played "N****rs in Vienna."

How crass. He should have gone with the more popular "dat ass" tune by Outthere Brothers Link NSFW
Although I figure that this part of the evening was scripted anyway. And perhaps the dude in blackface was too.
 
2014-02-28 10:04:42 AM  

tobcc: So she is an Escort now. Time to add that to her resume.


I dunno, the Ford Escort had a pretty small trunk
 
2014-02-28 10:08:11 AM  
Has Vienna fallen so far that some fat ass getting insulted is a significant part of its cultural life?
Es ist klar that the city isn't what it once was.

www.discomuseum.net
 
2014-02-28 10:09:20 AM  
you can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ass
 
2014-02-28 10:09:47 AM  
"...Kim was shooting for her reality show. "

Hmmm...  I wonder what would make for better television - having KK hang around with a rich old guy trying to not look bored through two hours of meet-and-greet; or, make it look like the rich old guy is a perv, and top it off with a racist incident that allows KK to be outraged and then dramatically storm out of the event.
 
2014-02-28 10:14:23 AM  

Zuzax: "...Kim was shooting for her reality show. "

Hmmm...  I wonder what would make for better television - having KK hang around with a rich old guy trying to not look bored through two hours of meet-and-greet; or, make it look like the rich old guy is a perv, and top it off with a racist incident that allows KK to be outraged and then dramatically storm out of the event.


whynotboth.jpg
 
2014-02-28 10:28:39 AM  
A paid whore that doesn't put out deserves to be mocked openly and often.
 
2014-02-28 10:31:15 AM  

Zuzax: "...Kim was shooting for her reality show. "

Hmmm...  I wonder what would make for better television - having KK hang around with a rich old guy trying to not look bored through two hours of meet-and-greet; or, make it look like the rich old guy is a perv, and top it off with a racist incident that allows KK to be outraged and then dramatically storm out of the event.


Are you implying that the Vienna Ball may not actually employ people in black face and it was fabricated for a reality show?  How dare you!
 
2014-02-28 10:32:26 AM  
She's a whore and does porn?
Unbelievable
 
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