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(New Europe)   New Snowden revelations: The UK is storing millions of images taken from Yahoo users' webcams, many of them sexually explicit. Tag is for the thought of naughty UK webcam images (Not safe for work)   (neurope.eu) divider line 79
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2014-02-28 08:55:44 AM  
This ought to revolutionize the adult entertainment industry.
 
2014-02-28 08:56:40 AM  
Sexually explicit pictures of Yahoo users = geriatric porn
 
2014-02-28 08:57:00 AM  
Surveillance Society, indeed!
 
2014-02-28 08:58:19 AM  
Yahoo reacted furiously to the webcam interception when approached by the Guardian.

lol
 
2014-02-28 08:58:39 AM  
UK Yahoo users? Geriatrics with bad teeth? Super hot.
 
2014-02-28 08:59:13 AM  
That's great if you got a fetish of dudes masturbating.

/99% of omegle users
 
2014-02-28 09:00:30 AM  
That one British chick is pretty hot though. I think she married some royal dude and had a baby.
 
2014-02-28 09:00:37 AM  
Millions of old people fapping....
 
2014-02-28 09:02:40 AM  
Based on the comment section of Yahoo, this is most likely their average user:


sandiegofreepress.org

I doubt anyone wants to look at this without clothes on.
 
2014-02-28 09:03:24 AM  
haarpia.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-28 09:03:46 AM  
For me this means that at least one person is watching
 
2014-02-28 09:04:16 AM  

teylix: That's great if you got a fetish of dudes masturbating.

/99% of omegle users


static1.demotix.com
 
2014-02-28 09:04:56 AM  
This is why I don't have a webcam.

... I do have a microphone so the authorities may be wondering...

"What is that sound? It sounds like a wet fish flapping around rhythmicaly."
 
2014-02-28 09:05:08 AM  
If you haven't done anything wrong you should have no problem with this.

Do you have something to hide?
 
2014-02-28 09:05:13 AM  
Does anyone actually believe anything Snowden claims?
 
2014-02-28 09:06:00 AM  
I'm not ashamed of my body.
 
2014-02-28 09:07:43 AM  
img1.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 09:08:04 AM  
I'm ok as long as they don't perfect their cock identification technology.

No faces, people.
 
2014-02-28 09:08:18 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: I'm not ashamed of my body.


The NSA is
 
2014-02-28 09:08:57 AM  

sprgrss: Does anyone actually believe anything Snowden claims?


No, they believe the documents he borrowed though. You know, the ones written by the people that actually did this shiat.
 
2014-02-28 09:09:04 AM  

Typhoid: If you haven't done anything wrong you should have no problem with this.

Do you have something to hide?


You mean "Do you have something to hide, citizen?"
 
2014-02-28 09:10:33 AM  

FatherChaos: Based on the comment section of Yahoo, this is most likely their average user:


[sandiegofreepress.org image 531x411]

I doubt anyone wants to look at this without clothes on.


Shoot, anything to take my attention off his face.
 
2014-02-28 09:11:25 AM  
Ceiling cat approves
 
2014-02-28 09:12:15 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I'm ok as long as they don't perfect their cock identification technology.

No faces, people.


They do. I think the NSA's TAO codename is PARIshiatON
 
2014-02-28 09:12:24 AM  
Sounds like Snowden is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.  His "15 minutes of fame" is now officially over.
 
2014-02-28 09:13:17 AM  

uber humper: HotWingConspiracy: I'm ok as long as they don't perfect their cock identification technology.

No faces, people.

They do. I think the NSA's TAO codename is PARIshiatON


I got p0wned by the fileter.  That is funniest yet.  For "Paris Hilton"
 
2014-02-28 09:15:18 AM  

zimbomba63: Sounds like Snowden is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.  His "15 minutes of fame" is now officially over.


They've only released like 10% of the documents. There are years of this ahead.
 
2014-02-28 09:15:47 AM  

zimbomba63: Sounds like Snowden is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.  His "15 minutes of fame" is now officially over.


If printed the stack of papers would be 3 miles high.. They let it out piecemeal so that it won't just blow over. Give people time to digest the enormity

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2430323,00.asp
 
2014-02-28 09:21:44 AM  

bikerbob59: Typhoid: If you haven't done anything wrong you should have no problem with this.

Do you have something to hide?

You mean "Do you have something to hide, citizen?"


Citizen, put the picture of your can in the recycle bin.

But don't empty it, we need to save it to our data centers. Because terrorism.

i759.photobucket.com

/ I threw the can in the cop's face
 
2014-02-28 09:23:27 AM  
Meh...so the British government has a picture of my dick. Well, if the government considers that necessary for national security then so be it. Any NSA or GCHQ spy out there that needs more (for world peace) then let me know. EIP. Would appreciate BIE but preferably from Kate Middleton rather than the Queen.
 
2014-02-28 09:35:28 AM  
Apparently, they tried to develop a program to filter the pornographic pictures.

Now, you just know that the terrorist conference calls will be held with everybody masturbating.
 
2014-02-28 09:35:29 AM  
Wow....I can't believe some of you are actually okay and accepting of this;of course some are just trolling. If this is not an invasion of privacy I don't know what is then. Where does the line get drawn?
 
2014-02-28 09:38:42 AM  
All I know is that Snowden is the gift that keeps on giving. Call him hero, traitor or both, the man's done more to draw back the curtain on our "guardians of democracy" than, arguably, any given lifeboat of investigative journalists.
 
2014-02-28 09:42:46 AM  

sprgrss: Does anyone actually believe anything Snowden claims?


The NSA does...
 
2014-02-28 09:45:24 AM  
I believe this young lady is from the Isles:
and1grad.files.wordpress.com
I'd check out her webcast, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-02-28 09:49:22 AM  
cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2014-02-28 09:49:34 AM  
Great. Now the government is going to start a revenge porn site if you don't pay your taxes, etc.
 
2014-02-28 09:50:08 AM  
 

AliceBToklasLives: Sexually explicit pictures of Yahoo users = geriatric porn



www.bizpacreview.com

EW!
 
2014-02-28 09:54:45 AM  
www.camaro5.com
 
2014-02-28 09:55:00 AM  
and what the hell is a wecamera anyway???
 
2014-02-28 09:55:25 AM  
And this thread just got nuked for anyone at work.
 
2014-02-28 09:55:29 AM  
Who wants to see naked Brits?

NOBODY, THAT'S WHO.
 
2014-02-28 09:56:17 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 09:57:35 AM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 10:00:40 AM  
Well I can't check this thread from work anymore. Boo.
 
2014-02-28 10:04:03 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: And this thread just got nuked for anyone at work.


Sorry I didn't think of that.

Mods feel free to delete my posts of girls.
 
2014-02-28 10:15:47 AM  
This thread did not disappoint....will look again A++++++.
 
2014-02-28 10:16:21 AM  

FatherChaos: Based on the comment section of Yahoo, this is most likely their average user:


[sandiegofreepress.org image 531x411]

I doubt anyone wants to look at this without clothes on.


Wavy Gravy uses AOL.
 
2014-02-28 10:19:22 AM  
I'm sure they checked the age of all the people they photographed
 
2014-02-28 10:34:39 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Sexually explicit pictures of Yahoo users = geriatric porn


heh - what does that make me?  I have a Yahoo e-mail account.  After their security breach a few weeks ago, I dutifully changed my password.  Unfortunately, I was drunk when I did that and they had introduced new requirements and I cannot figure out what the hell I changed my password to.

Not to worry, right?  They can send an e-mail to me.....what's that?  A NetZero e-mail account?  Oh shiat, it's been nearly 10 years since I logged into that.  Either NetZero deleted it due to inactivity or I have no idea what that password is either.  Security questions?  I never have answered them honestly and I'm sure I have a very clever answer to where I spent my honeymoon, I can't remember what it is.  "Hell" didn't work,

I tried so many passwords that they started giving me captchas each time I tried to log in.  Fark Yahoo.

So I tried to set up a new e-mail account with them.  They require a phone number now.  WTF?  I'm not giving Yahoo my phone number.  I tried ###-555-1212 and they said that number was associated with too many accounts.  I tried a couple of other fake numbers, but they said they weren't real mobile numbers.  That's right, it has to be a cell phone now.

It's funny how I can trust Yahoo to store my personal e-mail unencrypted because 99.9999% of the public is too lazy or ignorant to use PGP, but I won't trust them with my phone number.

It was nice knowing you Yahoo.  Don't worry, AOL is still thriving.  Maybe you'll do as well as you shift your business away from its original focus.  Or maybe you'll just die off.

Why does Yahoo even exist anymore?
 
2014-02-28 10:45:21 AM  
www.dvdtalk.com
I can only hope that the intelligence guys played yakkity sax when thumbing through UK nudity.
 
2014-02-28 10:46:01 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Now with a better pic.

RIP, funnyman.
 
2014-02-28 11:00:11 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: I'm ok as long as they don't perfect their cock identification technology.

No faces, people.


lh3.ggpht.com
 
2014-02-28 11:05:42 AM  

CleanAndPure: This is why I don't have a webcam.

... I do have a microphone so the authorities may be wondering...

"What is that sound? It sounds like a wet fish flapping around rhythmicaly."


Oh, they know what that is....We ALL know what that is...
 
2014-02-28 11:06:55 AM  
Not being from the U.K., I don't know if they have a law prohibiting spying on their own citizens' webcams, but if they do, it probably doesn't have any teeth.
 
2014-02-28 11:09:22 AM  

uber humper: uber humper: HotWingConspiracy: I'm ok as long as they don't perfect their cock identification technology.

No faces, people.

They do. I think the NSA's TAO codename is PARIshiatON

I got p0wned by the fileter.  That is funniest yet.  For "Paris Hilton"



I never heard her called that...although I believe it is spelled "phallater".  Makes sense tho, congrats on getting owned by her too.
 
2014-02-28 11:11:20 AM  
My only fear is that Obama will fry off the handle and get us into a war with the UK over this. Back in '08 I was worried he was too radical a champion of civil liberties and this kind of thing, on his own people... Hoping cooler heads prevail.

/not amazed at the lack of outrage here today
 
2014-02-28 11:19:47 AM  

2KanZam: CleanAndPure: This is why I don't have a webcam.

... I do have a microphone so the authorities may be wondering...

"What is that sound? It sounds like a wet fish flapping around rhythmicaly."

Oh, they know what that is....We ALL know what that is...


Or...
 
2014-02-28 11:21:42 AM  

VladTheEmailer: 2KanZam: CleanAndPure: This is why I don't have a webcam.

... I do have a microphone so the authorities may be wondering...

"What is that sound? It sounds like a wet fish flapping around rhythmicaly."

Oh, they know what that is....We ALL know what that is...

Or...


...grr...preview is your friend...

this
 
2014-02-28 11:26:24 AM  
Why is the headline tagged NSFW? There's only one picture in TFA:

assets2.neurope.eu

/Scandalous
//Look at those sharp corners
 
2014-02-28 11:27:10 AM  
It wasn't just UK citizens....USA users as well.
 
2014-02-28 11:32:53 AM  

ferretman: It wasn't just UK citizens....USA users as well.


Yup, and the NSA's role is being downplayed.

Pretty amazed that it's not bigger news, castles remain unstormed, pichforks are in the barn.
 
2014-02-28 11:40:48 AM  
I point my webcam at the wall when it's not in use. And If I had a laptop with one built in, I'd cover it with black electrician tape while not in use.
 
2014-02-28 11:46:48 AM  

germ78: I point my webcam at the wall when it's not in use. And If I had a laptop with one built in, I'd cover it with black electrician tape while not in use.


To be extra careful I point my webcam at my neighbours bathroom window when it's not in use.
 
2014-02-28 11:50:14 AM  

ferretman: It wasn't just UK citizens....USA users as well.


GCHQ does the dirty work for the NSA when the NSA is barred from doing so to US citizens.
 
2014-02-28 11:51:58 AM  

fireclown: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x412]
Now with a better pic.

RIP, funnyman.


I miss watching him on PBS.

/PBS would never show it now
 
2014-02-28 12:05:41 PM  

uber humper: fireclown: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x412]
Now with a better pic.

RIP, funnyman.

I miss watching him on PBS.

/PBS would never show it now


Before you could pause/slow/rewind live TV, it was a challenge to bang one out to the girls moving that fast, required timing, control.
 
2014-02-28 12:30:14 PM  

uber humper: I'm sure they checked the age of all the people they photographed


Yeah, this means the GQHC has the largest collection of child porn in the world*.

*assuming they also collect SnapChat, otherwise the TSA has them beat
 
2014-02-28 01:13:31 PM  
I'm only amazed at the people who think stuff like this can't possibly happen.
 
2014-02-28 01:49:33 PM  

FunkOut: I'm only amazed at the people who think stuff like this can't possibly happen.


most people believe in the rule of law and not some perverted interpretation
 
2014-02-28 02:12:45 PM  

hstein3: Why is the headline tagged NSFW?


I was similarly disappointed by the building's sharp knees.
 
2014-02-28 03:13:15 PM  
Alright sheeple. It should be clear by now that the reason this surveillance apparatus is allowed to exist is because the first thing the watchers did was catch lawmakers in compromising positions.

When you can ruin someone's life, it makes it easy to encourage them to vote "Yes."
 
2014-02-28 04:08:47 PM  

sprgrss: Does anyone actually believe anything Snowden claims?


I have more faith in his words than those of fartbongos.
 
2014-02-28 04:11:08 PM  
I'm sure Yahoo has video footage of me in some compromising situation.


/compromising situation being pantyhose and a teddy and a prostate tickler.
 
2014-02-28 04:13:37 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: And this thread just got nuked for anyone at work.


Maybe you should spend more time on them TPS reports and less time screwing off..

Go America

/facedesk
 
2014-02-28 05:08:09 PM  

zimbomba63: Sounds like Snowden is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.  His "15 minutes of fame" is now officially over.


Snowden has nothing to do with this.  He handed over the documents to journalists, he's done.  He is not vetting the documents, he is not releasing the documents, he is not writing any articles.  He has no control over anything.

The reason they are called "Snowden revelations" is as a journalistic shorthand to let people know this is information sourced from the documents he stole.

If you don't understand that then you should never venture an opinion on anything again until you learn basic reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.  Also, please don't vote because you're clearly not well enough informed to responsibly exercise the privilege.

Mouthbreathing gutscratchers like you are the reason society is the shiathole that it is.  You are literally too wilfully ignorant to ever have anything of value to say.  Either that, or you are a paid shill.  Either way putting you on ignore can do nothing but improve the fark experience.
 
2014-02-28 09:10:36 PM  

if_i_really_have_to: zimbomba63: Sounds like Snowden is scraping the bottom of the barrel here.  His "15 minutes of fame" is now officially over.

Snowden has nothing to do with this.  He handed over the documents to journalists, he's done.  He is not vetting the documents, he is not releasing the documents, he is not writing any articles.  He has no control over anything.

The reason they are called "Snowden revelations" is as a journalistic shorthand to let people know this is information sourced from the documents he stole.

If you don't understand that then you should never venture an opinion on anything again until you learn basic reading comprehension and critical thinking skills.  Also, please don't vote because you're clearly not well enough informed to responsibly exercise the privilege.

Mouthbreathing gutscratchers like you are the reason society is the shiathole that it is.  You are literally too wilfully ignorant to ever have anything of value to say.  Either that, or you are a paid shill.  Either way putting you on ignore can do nothing but improve the fark experience.


Thanks, you're my second "Ignore", I shall wear them like badges of honor.  Plus, thanks for the new band name, "The Mouthbreathing Gutscratchers", or should I go with, "The Paid Shills".

/ BTW, don't get so worked up, or Mother will have to come down and remind you of your "condition".
 
2014-03-01 06:03:57 AM  

hstein3: Why is the headline tagged NSFW? There's only one picture in TFA:



/Scandalous
//Look at those sharp corners


This. I am disappoint.
 
2014-03-01 10:21:31 AM  
Betting a lot of those nudie shots were from under-aged people.

Which means the NSA and GHCQ are guilty of producing, transmitting, and distributing child pornography.
 
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