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(YouTube)   There's regular crazy. There's batshiat crazy. And then there's "I'm marrying my bicycle and I want people to help pay for my honeymoon" crazy   (youtube.com) divider line 21
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2014-02-28 09:14:03 AM  
After she gets married she'll find out her husband is bi.
 
2014-02-28 09:49:12 AM  
What the fark?
 
2014-02-28 10:19:36 AM  
DOMA supporters warned us about this sort of thing. First the gays... then people marrying animals... then people marrying bicycles.

Next thing you know, people will be marrying abstract concepts, like infinity.
 
2014-02-28 10:59:14 AM  
I just don't get it, it's a pretty shiatty bike.
 
2014-02-28 11:00:13 AM  
Is there anyway to donate negative money?
 
2014-02-28 11:06:33 AM  
This is probably a back up plan because for some unknown reason no real suitor hangs around for very long.
 
2014-02-28 11:36:11 AM  
Meh. Cara Hartman is a better troll.
 
2014-02-28 11:58:33 AM  
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-28 12:24:34 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I just don't get it, it's a pretty shiatty bike.


I saw the same bike for thirty bucks on Craigslist yesterday. He's a cheap whore.
 
2014-02-28 12:48:01 PM  

crotchgrabber: Uchiha_Cycliste: I just don't get it, it's a pretty shiatty bike.

I saw the same bike for thirty bucks on Craigslist yesterday. He's a cheap whore.


I saw him giving rim jobs behind a dumpster at Trader Joe's for five bucks a pop last weekend.
Heh, rim job.
 
2014-02-28 01:36:04 PM  
50 seconds. That was all I could stand.
 
2014-02-28 03:11:39 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: I just don't get it, it's a pretty shiatty bike.


Women make poor marriage choices all the time.
 
2014-02-28 03:33:31 PM  

relaxitsjustme: Uchiha_Cycliste: I just don't get it, it's a pretty shiatty bike.

Women make poor marriage choices all the time.


What she isn't telling us is that it's a shotgun snake-bite marriage.
 
2014-02-28 04:08:37 PM  
Fake.
 
2014-02-28 05:28:50 PM  
Isn't this the plot of a Pee-Wee's Big Adventure sequel?
 
2014-02-28 07:09:47 PM  
Check out the banana seat on that baby!

SCHWINNNNNN!!!!
 
2014-02-28 07:10:43 PM  
Still, something tells me she's marrying up.
 
2014-02-28 07:49:14 PM  
I guess she struck out with her 100 cats.
 
2014-03-01 12:06:32 AM  
This is the failure of civilization. In nature, this person would have been the slow one eaten by the wolf pack before she got to spawn offspring.
 
2014-03-01 06:48:22 AM  
Fake crazy is just stupid.
 
2014-03-01 07:57:37 AM  
I don't think Subby got far in school. She is obviously a university student executing an art project and is being partially supported by the "initiatives" with which she is working. She is probably trying to make an impact on health studies, art, and is tying in a few social programs.

There is probably a 5,000-word paper at the end of her journey. Or a video project, possibly yet another source of funding.

Cute too.
 
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