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(AZ Family)   After he invites her to the prom, Miley Cyrus gives a fan a backstage invitation. That is not a euphemism   (azfamily.com) divider line 29
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2014-02-28 03:01:40 AM
If only Mark David Chapman had thought of this the world might be a different place.
 
2014-02-28 07:24:38 AM
Tongue-xedo?
Better wear a condom.
 
2014-02-28 08:26:42 AM
He's hoping for a kiss?
She's going to bang him like a drum and tell him "no one will ever believe you"
 
2014-02-28 08:39:53 AM

vudukungfu: He's hoping for a kiss?
She's going to bang him like a drum and tell him "no one will ever believe you"


If he's into girls, that is.  It doesn't sound like it from the tape.

Also . . . he's farking hot.  Wowzers.
 
2014-02-28 09:26:29 AM
Does Miley not have stalker-dar? WTF.
 
2014-02-28 09:32:05 AM

Zombalupagus: Does Miley not have stalker-dar? WTF.


It's the same $1000 meet and greet that people pay for on this tour. This guy is getting in for free.
Autograph and photo session.

/wtf am I doing in this thread...
 
2014-02-28 09:33:18 AM
At least he'll get some tongue.
 
2014-02-28 09:41:47 AM

Smashed Hat: If only Mark David Chapman had thought of this the world might be a different place.


Goddamn, man.  That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

/I know, I know.
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2014-02-28 09:47:48 AM
That article was comprised entirely of one euphemism after another.

giggity?
 
2014-02-28 10:02:45 AM
What a Miley Cyrus backstage invitation usually looks like:


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2014-02-28 10:26:52 AM
So, did he get laid?
 
2014-02-28 10:34:32 AM
That kid looks like they guy that did the Oklahoma bombings.
 
2014-02-28 10:45:58 AM

Rickj: So, did he get laid?


She's saving herself for marriage, so she only tossed his salad.
 
2014-02-28 11:19:14 AM
That boy ain't right in the head.
 
2014-02-28 11:27:41 AM

p4p3rm4t3: Zombalupagus: Does Miley not have stalker-dar? WTF.

It's the same $1000 meet and greet that people pay for on this tour. This guy is getting in for free.
Autograph and photo session.

/wtf am I doing in this thread...


Waiting for the Miley Cyrus concert?
 
2014-02-28 11:31:38 AM
when will Miley embrace her butch, and change her name to Milton ?
 
2014-02-28 01:22:59 PM
At that first meeting, Matt was so excited he cried.

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2014-02-28 01:30:34 PM
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2014-02-28 01:30:56 PM

boyvoyeur: At that first meeting, Matt was so excited he cried.

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If I met her I might get so excited that I'd have to hold my coat at waist-level in front of myself but I'm sure I wouldn't cry.
 
2014-02-28 01:47:26 PM
This way she gets to feel like a 'cougar'.
 
2014-02-28 02:53:05 PM
 
2014-02-28 03:00:04 PM
I got "HS kid anally violates Miley Cyrus". Missed the affirmation of euphemism.
 
2014-02-28 04:47:43 PM

SphericalTime: If he's into girls, that is.  It doesn't sound like it from the tape.


Not to mention that I don't think many straight men are fans of Miley Cyrus.

\Probably just insulted the entire gay community by implying that they like Miley Cyrus.
 
2014-02-28 07:02:29 PM
That's okay... It's not like Miley goes for white meat anyway.
 
2014-02-28 07:39:33 PM
That boy is funny. Not funny 'ha-ha'.
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You know what I was thinking right now?

I was thinkin', I'm gonna take me some of these taters home with me.
 
2014-02-28 08:55:56 PM
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Yep, it was probably like that, except it was Miley's ding dong (which doubles as her labia) that was doing the pounding!
 
2014-02-28 09:40:47 PM
Who TF has a prom in February?
 
2014-03-01 02:58:08 AM

Clutch2013: Smashed Hat: If only Mark David Chapman had thought of this the world might be a different place.

Goddamn, man.  That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

/I know, I know.
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Hey, if I knew this was going to go green, I might have been more tactful. I'm no wizard.
 
2014-03-01 03:13:44 AM
Oh dammit John Hinckley Jr the guy who shot Reagan was the one obsessed with Jodi Foster. I completely screwed up my tasteless comment. Anyway, um, good for this kid.
 
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