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(Popoholic)   Here's the first official look at Jessica Alba in Sin City: A Dame To Kill For   (popoholic.com) divider line 91
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2014-02-28 02:16:15 AM  
erm, s'ok spose. Nothing outstanding, mind
 
2014-02-28 06:07:41 AM  
If I get selected for the Mars mission, I'm taking the picture with me.
 
2014-02-28 07:16:16 AM  
Can't wait to see Brittney Murphy
 
2014-02-28 07:35:35 AM  
I'll be in my bunk.
 
2014-02-28 07:51:53 AM  
I know without trying that Popoholic is blocked at work, so I'll check back from home later.
 
2014-02-28 07:58:22 AM  
Yes, please. I'll take one to go.
 
2014-02-28 08:01:00 AM  
The title, I like it.
Another picture!
 
2014-02-28 08:21:38 AM  
I wish it were my job to get paid millions of dollars to exercise all day.
 
2014-02-28 08:22:00 AM  

b2theory: Can't wait to see Brittney Murphy


might take a while to dig up those photos
 
2014-02-28 08:25:58 AM  
is this the movie where she plays a stripper that never strips?
 
2014-02-28 08:26:24 AM  
Blocked.
 
2014-02-28 08:27:15 AM  
If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.
 
2014-02-28 08:27:54 AM  
...an...
 
2014-02-28 08:28:01 AM  

TheraTx: is this the movie where she plays a stripper that never strips?


Yes, and now she's a decade older, too.

/still ridiculously attractive, though
 
2014-02-28 08:30:18 AM  
And before I'm corrected...I meant roughly the same age as the character in the source material not as of the lady Alba.
 
2014-02-28 08:36:49 AM  
That's a hard 32

/amidoinitright?
 
2014-02-28 08:41:57 AM  
Home from work, away from the filters, and.. (click)  Hmm.  Black and white photography, and what seems to be bleach blonde hair.. I'm underwhelmed.  I'm used to much better from Ms. Alba.
 
2014-02-28 08:45:08 AM  

b2theory: Can't wait to see Brittney Murphy


a.abcnews.com
 
2014-02-28 08:47:11 AM  
Let me guess, she still doesn't take her clothes off.
 
2014-02-28 08:52:10 AM  

MrBallou: If I get selected for the Mars mission, I'm taking the picture with me.


You can have the picture. I'll just take Ms Alba with me.
 
2014-02-28 08:55:17 AM  

Crudbucket: TheraTx: is this the movie where she plays a stripper that never strips?

Yes, and now she's a decade older, too.

/still ridiculously attractive, though


Holy shiat yeah. And she had a baby not all that long ago too. Aside from all the time/money for workouts, personal trainers and dieticians she also got some great genes. I mean, DAMN.

Still pissed about the non-stripping thing in Sin City though. Seriously, they should have just gone with someone else.
 
2014-02-28 08:56:08 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


Yes please.
 
2014-02-28 09:00:22 AM  
I guess she was blonde in the first movie; I didn't see it.  But in this pic, it looks white.
 
2014-02-28 09:02:49 AM  
whose who's

/how can you just wake up when you can't go to sleep?
 
2014-02-28 09:04:27 AM  

TheraTx: is this the movie where she plays a stripper that never strips?


no, she doesn't play a stripper that never strips.  Nancy Callahan gets all kinds of naked.

However, Jessica Alba never strips in this film or in the previous.  Why they cast an actress that refuses to play the role she was cast for I will never know, but she isn't playing Nancy.  They may CALL her that in the films, but she is just Jessica.

Because Nancy gets naked.
 
2014-02-28 09:06:17 AM  

TheraTx: is this the movie where she plays a stripper that never strips?


Frank miller finally put a gun to her head.

Seriously, they should have selected someone else. YOU HAVE ONE JOB
 
2014-02-28 09:09:21 AM  
Is it a religious thing? Because far better actresses have bared it all, or at least shown the titties.
 
2014-02-28 09:09:55 AM  

b2theory: Can't wait to see Brittney Murphy


img.fark.net

I kinda hate myself for this.
 
2014-02-28 09:24:41 AM  
Why has no one posted the pics yet???
I thought this was Fark?
/damn web filters..
 
2014-02-28 09:24:44 AM  
Put me in the 'meh' camp. I loved the movie when it came out but feel it hasn't aged well. Plus platinum bleach blonde just makes me go mentally not interested. 95% of the US female population seems to bleach blonde. I'm sick of it. Red, neon, purple, brown, anything but blonde, yes!

Also, the last stylistic movie I saw which was similar, The Spirit, was so god awful I don't have much hope for this one. I'm aware they aren't remotely similar other than both being in pseudo black and white.
 
2014-02-28 09:27:29 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: b2theory: Can't wait to see Brittney Murphy

[img.fark.net image 850x478]

I kinda hate myself for this.



OMG, THAT's TERRIBLE!

/still laughing though
 
2014-02-28 09:29:27 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 09:30:44 AM  
img.fark.net

Here it is for those of you who are getting blocked..
 
2014-02-28 09:35:40 AM  

mcgreggers99: [img.fark.net image 458x469]

Here it is for those of you who are getting blocked..


Yeah, and my GIS for Jessica Alba came up with hundreds of better pics.
 
2014-02-28 09:37:25 AM  
no naked? no care.
 
2014-02-28 09:42:06 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


A couple of those pictures cleaned up for your viewing pleasure. NSFW
 
2014-02-28 09:43:07 AM  

kroonermanblack: Put me in the 'meh' camp. I loved the movie when it came out but feel it hasn't aged well. Plus platinum bleach blonde just makes me go mentally not interested. 95% of the US female population seems to bleach blonde. I'm sick of it. Red, neon, purple, brown, anything but blonde, yes!

Also, the last stylistic movie I saw which was similar, The Spirit, was so god awful I don't have much hope for this one. I'm aware they aren't remotely similar other than both being in pseudo black and white.


Oh fark, that had to be the dullest movie I've ever seen. I couldn't make it through the first half hour, was so bored.

Oh, and if all you see are bleach blondes, you live in the wrong part of the country. The only blondes I see in my area are SUV driving soccer moms, the rest of the women are either black, mexican, arabic, or hot little goths/punks/whatever.
 
2014-02-28 09:51:02 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: A couple of those pictures cleaned up for your viewing pleasure. NSFW


You're a good man, Charlie Brown!
 
2014-02-28 09:54:44 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


That girl is stupid hot.
If that kid that played Percy Jackson didn't make a play, then he's a damn fool.
 
2014-02-28 09:59:31 AM  
She peaked with Dark Angel. And her ass peaked with Idle Hands.
 
2014-02-28 10:00:38 AM  

Leader O'Cola: no naked? no care.


meh, it won't ruin the film; it didn't ruin the first.  I love love love Sin City, and the first film really did feel like the comics brought to life.  I hope to god the sequel is at least as good.  Keep to the source material and we'll be fine.

/as an aside, now that Walking Dead has went back to the source material, the show is getting GOOD.  I love that they basically retconned the Governor's assault on the prison.
 
2014-02-28 10:18:33 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


This post is relevant to my interests
 
2014-02-28 10:21:36 AM  
Jessica Alba is scorching hot.  She also seems completely asexual.  Quite a waste, really.
 
2014-02-28 10:23:06 AM  
the guy who writes the "articles" for popaholic seriously needs to get punched in the face.  he writes like a gay man pretending to be horny 14-year-old boy.  "oh boy she sure is attractive!  i think she has good curves!  wow such a hottie!  what nice stems!"  his only job is to post pictures of hot actresses and he can't even write convincingly about how hot they are.
 
2014-02-28 10:26:25 AM  

Sinbox: If only she'd turned them down and the producers had had to recast the role with someone of roughly the same age whose not in the least afraid of baring what she's got when the role calls for it. Someone like, oh...I don't know... a Alexandra Daddario type.

/NSFW? Oh, you'd better believe it, buster.


Man, I need me a babe who plays with handcuffs and has big jugs.  How come Woody gets all the good ladies?
 
2014-02-28 10:33:08 AM  

elvindeath: Jessica Alba is scorching hot.  She also seems completely asexual.  Quite a waste, really.


Agreed. Seems like she'd just lay there stiff as a two-by-four and expect me to do all the heavy lifting.
 
2014-02-28 10:34:31 AM  
Well looks like I may hav to revist when I get home from work tonight.
 
2014-02-28 10:37:21 AM  

mcgreggers99: [img.fark.net image 458x469]

Here it is for those of you who are getting blocked..


why does she have a shoulder blade on her tummy?
 
2014-02-28 10:39:05 AM  
I'd just rather have more naked lesbian parole officer thank you very much.
 
2014-02-28 10:47:44 AM  
It feels like it's been 10 years since seeing her in a movie.  There was a time 90% of the men on earth would sell their mothers for a chance at having a night with Jessica Alba.
 
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