empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake./css
lindalouwho: On mobile this story was about 1,462 pages, with about 40 words per page. Stopped after the unimpressive donut pic./so....did he taze anyone?//that would make me finish the story///fingers crossed
zimbomba63: lindalouwho: On mobile this story was about 1,462 pages, with about 40 words per page. Stopped after the unimpressive donut pic./so....did he taze anyone?//that would make me finish the story///fingers crossedHe saving that for when they're alone.She's kind of good looking.Farking religions! Pick one!His name, he's got to do something about that. Or do they handle it like they did when I was in the Army, "Hey alphabet, get over here!"
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake./cssAw jeez...here we go with this crap again...[tammybruce.com image 198x300]/"I wouldn't hit a bull in the butt with a doughnut from a Krispy Kreme cake"//"Dunkin Doughnuts are ok, but their coffee is crap."///"The only doughnuts that I can stand are from my local doughnut shop. You wouldn't have heard of it."////"I only eat doughnuts made with locally sourced flour and milk from grain fed free range cows."// etc...// etc...
hardinparamedic: And this is why no one uses radio codes anymore, thanks to the national response framework.In Law Enforcement locally, Code 4 means a response which will occur "whenever I damn well feel like it" around here - such as for a report of identity theft or graffiti.Code 3 means responding but able to respond to calls with life threats involved first.Code 2 means responding directly there.Code 1 means lights and sirens.
CruJones: empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake./cssDo we have mutual friends? Also been to one made from Krystal burgers (gross) and ice cream sammiches (awesome).
tiamet4: Hey...hey, guys. I once went to this wedding and they had a pie instead of cake because the bride and groom like pie! Would you like to see a bunch of pictures, one of which is of the pie?
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