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(CultureMap)   Bride insists on donut wedding cake "because my husband is a police officer". This should Code-4 well   (houston.culturemap.com) divider line 34
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2014-02-28 07:14:50 AM
Are they serving roast pig at the reception?
 
2014-02-28 07:35:36 AM
Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake.

/css
 
2014-02-28 07:35:58 AM
Maybe she read an article from Cosmo before she ordered the cake
 
2014-02-28 07:54:35 AM
On mobile this story was about 1,462 pages, with about 40 words per page. Stopped after the unimpressive donut pic.

/so....did he taze anyone?
//that would make me finish the story
///fingers crossed
 
2014-02-28 07:55:44 AM

empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake.

/css


Aw jeez...here we go with this crap again...

tammybruce.com

/"I wouldn't hit a bull in the butt with a doughnut from a Krispy Kreme cake"
//"Dunkin Doughnuts are ok, but their coffee is crap."
///"The only doughnuts that I can stand are from my local doughnut shop. You wouldn't have heard of it."
////"I only eat doughnuts made with locally sourced flour and milk from grain fed free range cows."
// etc...
// etc...
 
2014-02-28 07:56:28 AM
"It was important to Takis and me to have a ceremony that was so sacred and rich with history and tradition."

Yes. I see that.
 
2014-02-28 07:59:30 AM
Dang.  I could have robbed every bank in Houston that day.  Every cop was at that wedding.
 
2014-02-28 08:00:31 AM
....so the groom will taze, club, and cuff the guests? For no apparent reason.
 
2014-02-28 08:01:36 AM
Saw a picture of their donut cake.  I think I could have done better.....
 
2014-02-28 08:02:28 AM
Who did what to the what now?

blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2014-02-28 08:16:03 AM
We had a donut cake as my groom's cake.  It was awesome.
Plug for Revolution donuts.
 
2014-02-28 08:21:45 AM
And this is why no one uses radio codes anymore, thanks to the national response framework.

In Law Enforcement locally, Code 4 means a response which will occur "whenever I damn well feel like it" around here - such as for a report of identity theft or graffiti.

Code 3 means responding but able to respond to calls with life threats involved first.
Code 2 means responding directly there.
Code 1 means lights and sirens.
 
2014-02-28 08:23:02 AM
Wow, slow news day?
 
2014-02-28 08:26:52 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 08:27:09 AM
My buddy had a mini donuts being made fresh at the reception. It was wonderful.
 
2014-02-28 08:27:22 AM

lindalouwho: On mobile this story was about 1,462 pages, with about 40 words per page. Stopped after the unimpressive donut pic.

/so....did he taze anyone?
//that would make me finish the story
///fingers crossed


He saving that for when they're alone.

She's kind of good looking.

Farking religions!  Pick one!

His name, he's got to do something about that.  Or do they handle it like they did when I was in the Army, "Hey alphabet, get over here!"
 
2014-02-28 08:28:17 AM
So her husband is a piece of shiat? Who cares?
 
2014-02-28 08:32:30 AM
Jewish and Greek? I cannot even fathom how much food there will be at family gatherings.
 
2014-02-28 08:40:45 AM

zimbomba63: lindalouwho: On mobile this story was about 1,462 pages, with about 40 words per page. Stopped after the unimpressive donut pic.

/so....did he taze anyone?
//that would make me finish the story
///fingers crossed

He saving that for when they're alone.

She's kind of good looking.

Farking religions!  Pick one!

His name, he's got to do something about that.  Or do they handle it like they did when I was in the Army, "Hey alphabet, get over here!"


"Hey, alphabet"??!!????

Lolololololol!
 
2014-02-28 08:54:24 AM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake.

/css

Aw jeez...here we go with this crap again...

[tammybruce.com image 198x300]

/"I wouldn't hit a bull in the butt with a doughnut from a Krispy Kreme cake"
//"Dunkin Doughnuts are ok, but their coffee is crap."
///"The only doughnuts that I can stand are from my local doughnut shop. You wouldn't have heard of it."
////"I only eat doughnuts made with locally sourced flour and milk from grain fed free range cows."
// etc...
// etc...


DUNKIN COFFEE RULES 100% Arabica
 
2014-02-28 08:54:52 AM
If this was in Arizona could the bakery refused to make the grooms cake, if they were Muslim, because they had a religious objection to serving pigs.


//I will just go sit in the corner for this one
///Actually spent two and half years working  for a LE agency
 
2014-02-28 08:59:43 AM

hardinparamedic: And this is why no one uses radio codes anymore, thanks to the national response framework.

In Law Enforcement locally, Code 4 means a response which will occur "whenever I damn well feel like it" around here - such as for a report of identity theft or graffiti.

Code 3 means responding but able to respond to calls with life threats involved first.
Code 2 means responding directly there.
Code 1 means lights and sirens.


That is completely upside down from here on 1 through 3. Ive never heard 4 used before, but Ive seen police use that response priority.
 
2014-02-28 09:07:09 AM

empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake.

/css


Do we have mutual friends?   Also been to one made from Krystal burgers (gross) and ice cream sammiches (awesome).
 
2014-02-28 09:10:31 AM
I know what you guys worry about, first you let in the Hipsters that would create doughnut cakes like this guy.

cdn.cstatic.net
And eventually this happens to your city.

cdn.cstatic.net
cdn.ph.upi.com

/"It's a hellhole!"
 
2014-02-28 09:56:03 AM
I only eat 'Yeast Rings' They Ain't donuts, so they are healthy. Yeast is healthy right?

http://bonhambusiness.blogspot.com/2013/07/are-they-doughnuts-or-yeas t -rings.html">http://bonhambusiness.blogspot.com/2013/07/are-they-doug hnuts-or-yeast -rings.html
 
2014-02-28 10:14:09 AM

CruJones: empres77: Nothing new here. I went to a wedding ten years ago that had a Krispy Kreme groom's cake.

/css

Do we have mutual friends?   Also been to one made from Krystal burgers (gross) and ice cream sammiches (awesome).


This wedding was in Marion, OH.
 
2014-02-28 10:31:37 AM
Nothing like krispy kreme glazed. And that first thing in the morning fresh off the assembly line donut is heaven.

Dunkin is great for soaking up your coffee and then eating I guess, I don't like dunkin donuts for donuttery, if I was a donut connoisseur, which I'm not.

Clearly donuts are the only relevance to this thread I'm bringing, because who reads articles.

tldrtfa krispy kreme, biatch. (that's a pinkman biatch for you)
 
2014-02-28 11:04:46 AM
code forell?  I don't get it
 
2014-02-28 11:20:14 AM
Many cops I know or have met refuse to eat donuts because of the stereotype, including the cop that I dated.


We're not together anymore, she didn't think a cop and a donut-eating criminal could make it work. Meh
 
2014-02-28 11:21:42 AM
Hey...hey, guys.  I once went to this wedding and they had a pie instead of cake because the bride and groom like pie!  Would you like to see a bunch of pictures, one of which is of the pie?
 
2014-02-28 11:36:12 AM

tiamet4: Hey...hey, guys.  I once went to this wedding and they had a pie instead of cake because the bride and groom like pie!  Would you like to see a bunch of pictures, one of which is of the pie?


My wife and I assembled our own Eli's cheesecake wedding cake.  There were no left overs.  Hate wedding cake, and they always give you a piece of the cake, wrapped up in a napkin, to take to someone who wasn't there.  I immediately throw it away when I get home.  Even the farking ants wouldn't eat that shiat.
 
2014-02-28 01:19:33 PM
Everyone involved sounds fat.
 
2014-02-28 01:35:44 PM
What kind of brain dead woman would date, much less marry, a cop?
 
2014-02-28 02:58:43 PM

tiamet4: Hey...hey, guys.  I once went to this wedding and they had a pie instead of cake because the bride and groom like pie!  Would you like to see a bunch of pictures, one of which is of the pie?


My Planned wedding date, with FH: 03.14.15
You bet your ass there will be pie there. :)
 
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