If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(CNN)   Stupid, sexy Jesus   (cnn.com) divider line 43
    More: Silly, Carol Costello, Nazareth, Loyola Marymount University, a.m. ET, St. Matthew  
•       •       •

3977 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 28 Feb 2014 at 2:02 AM (20 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



43 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-02-27 10:39:44 PM
Somewhere up there, actual Jesus is laughing his ass off.
 
2014-02-27 10:51:49 PM
I'm hot for Jesus.
 
2014-02-27 11:00:08 PM
I really want to have sex with a dead guy on a stick right now.
these threads really trigger that.

"Oh. Piercde my liver with your spear!'

Nail me

Oh god

Why hast thou makest me sleep in the wet spot?
 
2014-02-27 11:38:30 PM
♫ I'm, too sexy for my cross... too sexy for my cross... ♫
 
2014-02-27 11:56:07 PM
He's bringing sexy back...from the dead.
 
2014-02-28 12:01:42 AM
Feels like I'm crucified with... nothing at all!  Nothing at all!  Nothing at all!
 
2014-02-28 12:05:56 AM
076dd0a50e0c1255009e-bd4b8aabaca29897bc751dfaf75b290c.r40.cf1.rackcdn.com

TOO SEXY!
 
2014-02-28 12:21:49 AM
His erection lasted so long, he couldn't get up for three days.
 
2014-02-28 12:38:11 AM
He's the son of God and I think that's cool
But he's got swimmer's bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

Link
 
2014-02-28 01:08:03 AM
blog.apartmentlist.com
 
2014-02-28 02:03:53 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

They seem surprised that Jesus is black, too.
 
2014-02-28 02:05:48 AM
What a sexy Jesus might look like

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 02:13:01 AM

CipollinaFan: What a sexy Jesus might look like

[i.imgur.com image 850x531]


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-28 02:13:42 AM
animatedtv.about.com

So someone wants to capitalize on the Christian market by making Jesus sexually desirable. I think I saw this episode before.
 
2014-02-28 02:16:50 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 02:17:59 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

Oh, how I love Crucifixion movies. The Romans are so cool in them. They got capes and helmets and lorica segmentata armor, and they parade around in triumphs with eagle symbols and standards with SPQR blazoned across them, proudly projecting the seat of power of a tiny village on the banks of the Tiber from thousands of miles away that boasts having no king... it's so deliriously awesome and fascist. Now that's how you run a motherfarking Empire.

/yeah! YEAH!! Whip him, Centurion. Beat his ass. He wants to taste the motherfarking curb. Let all around see what happens when one defies Rome!!
 
2014-02-28 02:19:54 AM
The body of christ looked unto me
A preacher with god-given hands
He wants you to suck on the holy ghost
And swallow the sins of man
 
2014-02-28 02:24:34 AM
"He's also known as the Son of God."

"Who calls him that?"

"Mostly himself..."

cdn.screenrant.com
 
2014-02-28 02:24:54 AM
www.nickpicksflicks.com
 
2014-02-28 02:26:01 AM

Jesus just left Chicago and he's bound for New Orleans....
i.imgur.com

Happy Mardi Gras to all my New Orleans FARK friends!

 
2014-02-28 02:27:53 AM

Mad_Radhu: "He's also known as the Son of God."

"Who calls him that?"

"Mostly himself..."

[cdn.screenrant.com image 700x425]


Funny.. though backwards, if the Bible is at all accurate.
 
2014-02-28 02:29:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 02:51:37 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-28 03:30:43 AM
Jesus is coming!
Pinch his nipples.
 
2014-02-28 04:12:49 AM
What real Jesus might have looked like:
upload.wikimedia.orgupload.wikimedia.orgupload.wikimedia.orgupload.wikimedia.org

/assuming he ever existed
 
2014-02-28 06:53:48 AM
Carol Costello sounds like a slut.
 
2014-02-28 07:18:49 AM
Went looking for this:
i.crackedcdn.com
(Heroin chic not sexy enough?)

Found these:
i.crackedcdn.com

i.crackedcdn.com
 
2014-02-28 07:46:35 AM
He dies at the end.
 
2014-02-28 07:56:18 AM

Clash City Farker: He dies at the end.


Didn't read the whole thing, did you?
 
2014-02-28 08:49:27 AM

Alphax: Clash City Farker: He dies at the end.

Didn't read the whole thing, did you?


He was just mostly dead.
media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-28 08:53:09 AM
Well he's the son of God. Why would god make his kid ugly?
Besides, who would follow a fat, ugly slob. Well...except Rush Limbaugh fans
 
2014-02-28 08:54:04 AM
I'd totally go gay for that Jesus.
 
2014-02-28 09:28:17 AM

Jizz Master Zero: CipollinaFan: What a sexy Jesus might look like

[i.imgur.com image 850x531]

[img.fark.net image 413x465]


media.giphy.com
 
2014-02-28 09:32:17 AM

stoli n coke: [www.nickpicksflicks.com image 600x395]


came here for "Rock me, sexy Jesus." left satisfied.
 
2014-02-28 09:36:12 AM

abhorrent1: Well he's the son of God. Why would god make his kid ugly?
Besides, who would follow a fat, ugly slob. Well...except Rush Limbaugh fans


IIRC, I've seen references that "he was not attractive".  Early church writings talk about his unibrow and slight hunchback.
 
2014-02-28 10:03:03 AM
www.troll.me
 
2014-02-28 10:20:02 AM

Ishkur: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Oh, how I love Crucifixion movies. The Romans are so cool in them. They got capes and helmets and lorica segmentata armor, and they parade around in triumphs with eagle symbols and standards with SPQR blazoned across them, proudly projecting the seat of power of a tiny village on the banks of the Tiber from thousands of miles away that boasts having no king... it's so deliriously awesome and fascist. Now that's how you run a motherfarking Empire.

/yeah! YEAH!! Whip him, Centurion. Beat his ass. He wants to taste the motherfarking curb. Let all around see what happens when one defies Rome!!


I like the cut of your jib.
 
2014-02-28 12:55:31 PM

Uncle Tractor: What real Jesus might have looked like:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 332x479][upload.wikimedia.org image 348x450][upload.wikimedia.org image 398x202][upload.wikimedia.org image 320x213]

/assuming he ever existed


George Clooney's dorky brother on the bottom right???
 
2014-02-28 02:58:41 PM

stoli n coke: [www.nickpicksflicks.com image 600x395]


Came for Rock Me Sexy Jesus, leaving happy.

/OHMYGOD IT'S JESUS!!!!!
 
2014-02-28 03:36:27 PM
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-02-28 04:37:09 PM

Ishkur: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Oh, how I love Crucifixion movies. The Romans are so cool in them. They got capes and helmets and lorica segmentata armor, and they parade around in triumphs with eagle symbols and standards with SPQR blazoned across them, proudly projecting the seat of power of a tiny village on the banks of the Tiber from thousands of miles away that boasts having no king... it's so deliriously awesome and fascist. Now that's how you run a motherfarking Empire.

/yeah! YEAH!! Whip him, Centurion. Beat his ass. He wants to taste the motherfarking curb. Let all around see what happens when one defies Rome!!


www.photo-dictionary.com
 
2014-02-28 09:58:04 PM

propasaurus: He's the son of God and I think that's cool
But he's got swimmer's bod like nobody do
Rock me, rock me, rock me sexy Jesus

Link


Damn, beat me to it!
 
2014-03-01 05:03:54 AM

Combustion: George Clooney's dorky brother on the bottom right???


Hamas leader of the month week day.
 
Displayed 43 of 43 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report