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(WCAX Vermont)   From the slow news day files: Cow, born with spot on head resembling the shape of the state, spawns lamest pun laden article ever. It's not news, it's the farm report, with less   (wcax.com ) divider line
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4309 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Feb 2014 at 3:11 AM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-28 04:04:40 AM  
3 votes:
That's no Vermont, that's a steak!
2014-02-28 12:07:42 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Less News, man?


Nice.

gspiess.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-27 09:50:01 PM  
2 votes:
What calf-wit wrote that article?
2014-02-28 11:08:33 AM  
1 vote:

theguyyousaw: That's no Vermont, that's a steak!


Yo dawg, I head you like steak, so we put a steak on your steak etc
2014-02-28 09:55:32 AM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2014-02-28 09:28:52 AM  
1 vote:

ChubbyTiger: I don't know, I didn't really find TFA all that punny.


Why don't you tell us how you really veal?
2014-02-28 06:04:47 AM  
1 vote:
Vermont-shaped?
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From here it looks like it's relieving itself in a bucket.
2014-02-28 05:34:48 AM  
1 vote:

Maggie_Luna: It's the dames with names like Chastity and Destiny that run the risks of going off the deep end and romping round the stripper pole, look at Miley Cyrus for example.


This is so close to poetry, I just thought you should know-itry.
2014-02-28 04:57:52 AM  
1 vote:

Yes this is dog: They named a cow Monty? I'm sure she's not going to grow up with issues.


If humans can give their girl children males names like Mackenzie, Madison, Addison, and Avery who most do not turn out to be misfits, I'm sure a cow with limited understanding of human language will be fine.   It's the dames with names like Chastity and Destiny that run the risks of going off the deep end and romping round the stripper pole, look at Miley Cyrus for example.
2014-02-27 09:38:05 PM  
1 vote:
Less News, man?
 
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