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(WCAX Vermont)   From the slow news day files: Cow, born with spot on head resembling the shape of the state, spawns lamest pun laden article ever. It's not news, it's the farm report, with less   (wcax.com) divider line 24
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2014-02-27 09:38:05 PM  
Less News, man?
 
2014-02-27 09:50:01 PM  
What calf-wit wrote that article?
 
2014-02-28 12:07:42 AM  

vudukungfu: Less News, man?


Nice.

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2014-02-28 03:17:29 AM  
Ehh, this one's a state fair favorite. It's paradolia, but at least it's not Jesus for a change.
 
2014-02-28 03:45:11 AM  
I am udderly confused by the headline.
 
2014-02-28 04:03:25 AM  
It doesn't look like Vermont it looks like Tasmania. That cow is from Down Udder.
https://maps.google.com.au/maps/ms?ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116427 31 3527878100666.00048b77d87d77a4a449a
 
2014-02-28 04:04:40 AM  
That's no Vermont, that's a steak!
 
2014-02-28 04:32:06 AM  
They named a cow Monty? I'm sure she's not going to grow up with issues.
 
2014-02-28 04:57:52 AM  

Yes this is dog: They named a cow Monty? I'm sure she's not going to grow up with issues.


If humans can give their girl children males names like Mackenzie, Madison, Addison, and Avery who most do not turn out to be misfits, I'm sure a cow with limited understanding of human language will be fine.   It's the dames with names like Chastity and Destiny that run the risks of going off the deep end and romping round the stripper pole, look at Miley Cyrus for example.
 
2014-02-28 05:10:05 AM  

Maggie_Luna: Yes this is dog: They named a cow Monty? I'm sure she's not going to grow up with issues.

If humans can give their girl children males names like Mackenzie, Madison, Addison, and Avery who most do not turn out to be misfits, I'm sure a cow with limited understanding of human language will be fine.   It's the dames with names like Chastity and Destiny that run the risks of going off the deep end and romping round the stripper pole, look at Miley Cyrus for example.


Do I have to?

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2014-02-28 05:34:48 AM  

Maggie_Luna: It's the dames with names like Chastity and Destiny that run the risks of going off the deep end and romping round the stripper pole, look at Miley Cyrus for example.


This is so close to poetry, I just thought you should know-itry.
 
2014-02-28 06:04:47 AM  
Vermont-shaped?
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From here it looks like it's relieving itself in a bucket.
 
2014-02-28 06:11:19 AM  
nextnature.net
 
2014-02-28 06:13:34 AM  
I thought it looked like a steak. 

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2014-02-28 06:19:13 AM  
i.imgur.com

Vermont?!?
 
2014-02-28 06:23:28 AM  

theguyyousaw: That's no Vermont, that's a steak!


Definitely a steak. Definitely.

/ Wapner
 
2014-02-28 06:38:09 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Vermont-shaped?

From here it looks like it's relieving itself in a bucket.


Wow! New competition for Amurica's wang? Florida, lookout.
 
2014-02-28 07:17:30 AM  
I don't know, I didn't really find TFA all that punny.
 
2014-02-28 07:50:13 AM  
A real shame about the birthmark, Monty.
 
2014-02-28 08:20:46 AM  
Judging from the photo and headline, the cow is from Africa?
 
2014-02-28 08:57:07 AM  

ChubbyTiger: I don't know, I didn't really find TFA all that punny

Cud a been better.
 
2014-02-28 09:28:52 AM  

ChubbyTiger: I don't know, I didn't really find TFA all that punny.


Why don't you tell us how you really veal?
 
2014-02-28 09:55:32 AM  
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2014-02-28 11:08:33 AM  

theguyyousaw: That's no Vermont, that's a steak!


Yo dawg, I head you like steak, so we put a steak on your steak etc
 
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