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(Daily Mail)   I have a feeling Studman69 is a plastic surgeon   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2014-02-28 01:23:18 AM  
Don't worry, Catherine Zeta Jones. Gig103 will love you, kninkles and all.
 
2014-02-28 07:11:53 AM  
They could always just wear a longer skirt.
 
2014-02-28 07:12:45 AM  

JoieD'Zen: They could always just wear a longer skirt.


Or shorter. Either way, nobody'll notice their knees.
 
2014-02-28 07:21:27 AM  
biatch stole my fark handle.
 
2014-02-28 07:40:50 AM  
I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.
 
2014-02-28 07:58:39 AM  

orbister: I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.


But does it supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, and also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters?
 
2014-02-28 07:58:39 AM  
I thought Studman69 hated sharp knees. Those knees have padding!
 
2014-02-28 08:03:43 AM  
I have a feeling that MailOnline is a paid shill for these plastic surgery clinics.
 
2014-02-28 08:21:08 AM  
Couldn't she wear a garter belt with some skin clips to lift that area around the knees before she goes out in public.

Her PR advisor should receive a sternly worded letter.
 
2014-02-28 08:26:28 AM  

orbister: I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.


It always seems a little flat..
 
2014-02-28 08:32:03 AM  
I always know DM links are going to be asinine but I click them anyway.

From the comments:

"Womens knees always bring me out in a cold sweat, and images like these always bring back painful memories. I was 17 at the time and an older woman (she was in her 30's) wearing a short skirt was flirting with me heavily at a party. When I followed her to the bathroom after she gave me the come-on with her look, she played hard-to-get. After all the flirting earlier I thought she must have been playing and she tried to push me away. I then made my move on her when she immediately responded by kneeing me in the balls so hard that I collapsed to the ground in agony and scdreamed from the intense pain. The next thing I knew there were about 5 girls laughing at me because of what happened, and the woman left the party. Why are women such odd creatures? It was obvious she wanted attention from me so I made my move, but then I ended up getting kneed in the balls! The pain was so intense that now images of womens knees bring out fear in me. Horrible woman."
 
2014-02-28 08:37:43 AM  

freetomato: I always know DM links are going to be asinine but I click them anyway.

From the comments:

"Womens knees always bring me out in a cold sweat, and images like these always bring back painful memories. I was 17 at the time and an older woman (she was in her 30's) wearing a short skirt was flirting with me heavily at a party. When I followed her to the bathroom after she gave me the come-on with her look, she played hard-to-get. After all the flirting earlier I thought she must have been playing and she tried to push me away. I then made my move on her when she immediately responded by kneeing me in the balls so hard that I collapsed to the ground in agony and scdreamed from the intense pain. The next thing I knew there were about 5 girls laughing at me because of what happened, and the woman left the party. Why are women such odd creatures? It was obvious she wanted attention from me so I made my move, but then I ended up getting kneed in the balls! The pain was so intense that now images of womens knees bring out fear in me. Horrible woman."


And this is after years of therapy.
 
2014-02-28 08:38:59 AM  
Catherine Zeta Jones is one of the sexiest women alive, regardless of her knees.

I couldn't care less what her knees look like... the rest of her...


.... excuse me have some drool to mop up... uh... yeah drool that's what on mopping up.
 
2014-02-28 08:44:19 AM  
Yes, Demi Moore and Catherine Epsilon-Jones are hideous now that they're over 29.

Much of plastic surgery is useful and occasionally even noble -- skin grafts for open wounds, burns, scars, mastectomy reconstructions, etc.

This is not.
 
2014-02-28 09:01:02 AM  

lake_huron: Yes, Demi Moore and Catherine Epsilon-Jones are hideous now that they're over 29.

Much of plastic surgery is useful and occasionally even noble -- skin grafts for open wounds, burns, scars, mastectomy reconstructions, etc.

This is not.


Demi Moore looks like a washed up lesbian with a drinking problem.

(No offense lesbians... most of the real yous just arnt attractive to men...)

Catherine Zeta Jones just gets better with age/surgery. She can be my cougar any day.
 
2014-02-28 09:16:25 AM  

Laobaojun: orbister: I'm glad to hear they use bipolar radio frequency. Monopolar RF sucks.

But does it supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, and also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters?


Your plastic surgeon
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-28 09:37:54 AM  
I assure you, I am.
 
2014-02-28 10:36:12 AM  

ChubbyTiger: JoieD'Zen: They could always just wear a longer skirt.

Or shorter. Either way, nobody'll notice their knees.


Both funny and smart.  Well played.
 
2014-02-28 11:23:00 AM  

Gig103: Don't worry, Catherine Zeta Jones. Gig103 will love you, kninkles and all.


Catherine Zeta, is that you?
 
2014-02-28 11:35:37 AM  
Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters.
 
2014-02-28 11:56:39 AM  

Oldiron_79: Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters.


"What about their knees, master?"
 
2014-02-28 12:07:20 PM  
I don't give a shiat if my knees get a few wrinkles. It's those carpet-induced raspberries that leave ugly marks.
 
2014-02-28 12:08:51 PM  
Great, something ELSE to feel bad about.
 
2014-02-28 12:27:11 PM  

zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters.

"What about their knees, master?"


They seem well padded.
 
2014-02-28 12:28:39 PM  

zimbomba63: Oldiron_79: Have them both bathed and sent to my quarters.

"What about their knees, master?"


Hmm, yes. Put some kneepads on them so they don't get sore or bruised.
 
2014-02-28 01:24:35 PM  

studman 69: I assure you, I am.


i290.photobucket.com
glad you have come around ;)
 
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