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(TMZ)   Man is suing McDonald's for $1.5 million claiming he can't work due to the "undue mental anguish" caused when a manager refused to give him another napkin   (tmz.com) divider line 16
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2014-02-28 02:57:25 AM
5 votes:
2014-02-28 02:40:37 AM
4 votes:
sunnylol.com
2014-02-28 02:48:18 AM
3 votes:
ellekelly.files.wordpress.com

McD's should be sued for those DINKY-ASS little soufle cups for ketchup! Dafuq they think they're kidding? Who dafuq wants to dip a 1/2 inch into a leeetle teenytinyittybitty cup and nibble on one french fry? You may as well drink your soda with an eye dropper! When I dunk fries, I want to DUNK fries. Not lightly touch in an area where ketchup may be possibly in the vicinity.
2014-02-27 11:35:28 PM
3 votes:

BizarreMan: Huh, every McDonalds I've been in for the last few years has had napkin dispensers in the dining room so I can take as any as I want.


The inner city ones have limits on everything, and huge signs posting how long you can loiter inside the restaurant.  The dispensers would disappear if they weren't bolted to the tables.

People would come in, order one thing off the 99 cent menu, and "eight waters with lemon slices...THOSE ARE STILL FREE, RIGHT?, yeah, and some extra cups, extra napkins and I mean a lot, ketchup, mustard, salt & pepper, gimme ten of each McNugget sauce, extra forks, knives, spoons, and gimme a bunch of extra bags, too.  WHAT?  WHAT?  WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT?  I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"
2014-02-28 08:28:17 AM
2 votes:

Sgt Otter: BizarreMan: Huh, every McDonalds I've been in for the last few years has had napkin dispensers in the dining room so I can take as any as I want.

The inner city ones have limits on everything, and huge signs posting how long you can loiter inside the restaurant.  The dispensers would disappear if they weren't bolted to the tables.

People would come in, order one thing off the 99 cent menu, and "eight waters with lemon slices...THOSE ARE STILL FREE, RIGHT?, yeah, and some extra cups, extra napkins and I mean a lot, ketchup, mustard, salt & pepper, gimme ten of each McNugget sauce, extra forks, knives, spoons, and gimme a bunch of extra bags, too.  WHAT?  WHAT?  WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT?  I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!"


The customer is king. This means that the customer needs to be reasonable, fair, just and chivalrous or we are going all guillotine on their ass.
2014-02-28 02:41:44 AM
2 votes:
Thanks Obama!
2014-02-28 09:15:22 AM
1 votes:

The Muthaship: Give him his $1.5M.

In nickels.

From about 20' in the air.


As God as my witness I thought nickels could fly!
2014-02-28 06:38:58 AM
1 votes:
Bullshiat. He has Obamacare now, he doesnt have to work at all, Pelosi said so
2014-02-28 05:43:26 AM
1 votes:

SDRR: fusillade762: The last time I went to Taco Bell they forgot my hot sauce. Can I sue for that?

If you can find a lawyer scummy enough to file the suit, sure. Oh, and the money to pay him up front, because you're not getting shiat.


unless you order the burrito supreme... then you'll have the shiats all day
2014-02-28 05:08:41 AM
1 votes:

NFA: tripleseven: Why didn't he just steal the TP from work?


Seriously though, some people are farking weird.  Get them around free food, and they're stuffing their pockets, get them around free anything, and they're stuffing it in their pockets.

He didn't believe it was stealing.  We would tell him that taking more than he needed for the meal was essentially stealing.  He would respond that, "They're giving it away".  Of course I would counter that the napkins are available for your meal only and not to supply your home with toilet paper.

In short, the restaurant where we used to eat, now has a dispenser with only allows one paper napkin and one , fork, spoon, knife, to be taken at a time.

As I said, I've literally seen people fill bags of condiments.  I mean take all the ketchup in the bin and all the sugar and all the straws, all at once.  Are people really that greedy and stupid?  Apparently yes.

In Cozumel Mexico, I visited a good sized store.  There was an unattended table with open bottles of liquor and cups.  Customers were allowed to pour themselves a drink (liquor) to try out the various libations they had for sale.   I thought to myself, my God, I can't image how fast that scenario would go completely to hell here in the USA.

I think we're way too tolerant of greedy idiots here in the US.  We miss out on a much more pleasant society because there must always be a system in place to keep people from stealing or taking more than their fair share, etc.  When I was a kid, you pumped your gas then paid for it.  No gas station in this area does that any more.


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You have to pay before you pump even if you pay cash? Are you serious? Where do you live? How does that even work?

How can you pay for your gas before you pump it, seriously? How can you possibly know how much it will cost to the penny to fill up your tank? How does the pump know how much to give you? Does it just somehow automatically stop even while you're holding the trigger down?

What if you pay for more than your tank holds? Do you have to go back inside for change?

You have got to be European or something, this would never fly in America

planetivy.com
2014-02-28 04:58:06 AM
1 votes:

BlousyBrown: I was in a Taco Bell once when I briefly lived in Savannah. The girl working the counter was named Kimchi. She thought I was farking with her when I mentioned Kimchi was a food. It was...funny. "Kimchi ain't no food, it a name, white boah!" This was before smart phones, so I couldn't prove it.

/taco bell
//no $2 bill stories, though.

That is TERRIFIC!!
I was at a place dealing with a receptionist. She answered the phone and said "this is Brushetta". Classic and true.


Never attempt to perform oral sex on a woman named Casu Marzu.
2014-02-28 03:03:37 AM
1 votes:
I was in a Taco Bell once when I briefly lived in Savannah. The girl working the counter was named Kimchi. She thought I was farking with her when I mentioned Kimchi was a food. It was...funny. "Kimchi ain't no food, it a name, white boah!" This was before smart phones, so I couldn't prove it.

/taco bell
//no $2 bill stories, though.


That is TERRIFIC!!
I was at a place dealing with a receptionist. She answered the phone and said "this is Brushetta". Classic and true.
2014-02-28 02:52:54 AM
1 votes:
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/durr
//ketchup on fries is farking gross


metrouk2.files.wordpress.com
I think this is how you do it!
2014-02-28 02:46:31 AM
1 votes:
If I sued Taco Bell every time my order wasn't correct, I'd either be the richest or poorest man on earth.
2014-02-28 02:40:35 AM
1 votes:
i62.tinypic.com

You people always goin' full retard.
2014-02-27 11:35:46 PM
1 votes:
If he'd been refused a straw, we'd probably never have heard about this

/for this snowflake, it could have been... the last straw
 
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