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(UPI)   Teacher accidentally shows pornographic pictures of women with amputated limbs in class, now finds he doesn't have a leg to stand on   (upi.com) divider line 78
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2014-02-27 08:57:53 PM  
So the school basically cut him off at the knees.
 
2014-02-27 09:11:43 PM  
How could he make this mistake? I'm stumped.
 
2014-02-28 12:10:38 AM  
Typical knuckle-dragger humor...
 
2014-02-28 12:11:34 AM  
What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so drop the sweet talk!

/aisle seat
 
2014-02-28 04:33:33 AM  
/starts googling amputee porn
 
2014-02-28 04:40:09 AM  
So, is he being laid off because his students saw the porn or because he was surfing porn on the school's equipment/time?

I'd give my right arm to understand people...
 
2014-02-28 04:47:02 AM  

bingethinker: How could he make this mistake? I'm stumped.


need a hand?
 
2014-02-28 04:50:32 AM  

some_beer_drinker: bingethinker: How could he make this mistake? I'm stumped.

need a hand?


+1

I LOL'd
 
2014-02-28 04:51:16 AM  

fusillade762: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so drop the sweet talk!

/aisle seat


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2014-02-28 04:51:54 AM  
conswaylow?
 
2014-02-28 04:59:37 AM  
Some day I'll tell about sitting for a kid that grew up to be convincted as a kinky teacher, but you'll have to buy the drinks.

/I had no idea what I walked into
 
2014-02-28 05:03:40 AM  
It's difficult to comment without knowing what he was looking at.
 
2014-02-28 05:04:00 AM  
Christ. Twelve posts in, and you bastards have already taken all the puns. My work is done here, and I haven't even done anything.
 
2014-02-28 05:10:54 AM  
Unhand those women!
 
2014-02-28 05:17:37 AM  
You'd be surprised about amputee porn.  The male porn actors have dicks that can reach the floor.
 
2014-02-28 05:18:24 AM  
"Such behaviour is unacceptable."

When is an accident behaviour?  If they're referring to the viewing of porn as unacceptable behaviour, they're either blind and deaf to the world or lying hypocrites.
 
2014-02-28 05:25:29 AM  
Looks like dude is cut off from his income
 
2014-02-28 05:35:02 AM  

FloridaFarkTag: Looks like dude is cut off from his income


Hopefully he'll find a new job and regain his footing.
 
2014-02-28 05:37:03 AM  
Looks like the school is giving him the cold shoulder.
 
2014-02-28 05:37:28 AM  
He might be able to find a lawyer to take his case, but it'll cost him an arm and a leg.
 
2014-02-28 05:44:49 AM  

fusillade762: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so drop the sweet talk!

/aisle seat


A woman with no arms and no legs is crying on the beach...
 
2014-02-28 05:54:33 AM  
Best teacher, ever! Hands off!
 
2014-02-28 06:00:27 AM  
Poor guy got off on the wrong foot.
 
2014-02-28 06:00:33 AM  
Lucky guy! Instead of being fired, he's going to get laid!
 
2014-02-28 06:01:28 AM  
I've seen amputee porn. It remains the weirdest fetish I've stumbled across.

/stump jobs don't look hot.
 
2014-02-28 06:04:31 AM  
...the chairman of the school's council, Rolf Butz, said Wednesday the instructor will be laid off.

If you're looking for a career in the adult amputee film industry, Rolf Butz would make for a pretty great screen name.  I smell a conspiracy.  Mr. Butz, you've been caught red-handed.
 
2014-02-28 06:08:38 AM  
A business school? How old were the students?
 
2014-02-28 06:20:28 AM  

abhorrent1: A business school? How old were the students?


Doesn't say, but I got the impression they weren't lil' nubbins.
 
2014-02-28 06:22:22 AM  

powhound: Best teacher, ever! Hands off!


If he was liked and/or respected by the kids, they would not have reported the incident.to Mr Pain-in the Butz in the first place.
 
2014-02-28 06:24:19 AM  

picturescrazy: fusillade762: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so drop the sweet talk!

/aisle seat

A woman with no arms and no legs is crying on the beach...


Oh shore!
 
2014-02-28 06:27:14 AM  

NotaryDPO: ...the chairman of the school's council, Rolf Butz, said Wednesday the instructor will be laid off.

If you're looking for a career in the adult amputee film industry, Rolf Butz would make for a pretty great screen name.  I smell a conspiracy.  Mr. Butz, you've been caught red-handed.


Isn't "rolfing..." never mind.
 
2014-02-28 06:27:26 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: If he was liked and/or respected by the kids, they would not have reported the incident.to Mr Pain-in the Butz in the first place.


The Swiss are a very law-abiding people, and in that school, the long arm of the law goes through Butz.
 
2014-02-28 06:28:23 AM  
You'd think the Swiss would be more adult about it. Fired?
 
2014-02-28 06:28:44 AM  

GungFu: fusillade762: What do you call a woman with no arms and no legs?

Nothing. She ain't going nowhere, so drop the sweet talk!

/aisle seat


Ok, I'll bite. What's that from?
 
2014-02-28 06:36:12 AM  
Bob?
Stew?
 
2014-02-28 06:41:01 AM  

Captain Dan: Day_Old_Dutchie: If he was liked and/or respected by the kids, they would not have reported the incident.to Mr Pain-in the Butz in the first place.

The Swiss are a very law-abiding people, and in that school, the long arm of the law goes through Butz.


I'm pretty sure I've seen that porn before...
 
2014-02-28 06:51:20 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
Kinky.
 
2014-02-28 06:54:11 AM  

Betep: Bob?
Stew?


Art?
Matt?
 
2014-02-28 06:56:25 AM  
Wookin pa nubs in all da wong paces. Wookin pa nuuuuuuubs.
 
2014-02-28 07:17:11 AM  
That's it, I'm not gonna stand for this. All you people making fun of amputees, I just want you to know that's really low. You guys need to cut it off. These jokes aren't as half as funny as you think they are.
 
2014-02-28 07:33:10 AM  
Too funny. You've become so jaded with regular porn that you need amputee porn to get you off.
 
2014-02-28 07:35:08 AM  
I am a merchant seaman by trade and it is a regular thing to find stashes of porn in ship's cabins when you take them over from the previous guy. One ship produced a fine haul including a magazine called Amputee with the strap line "Lick my stump!" emblazened on the cover.

Other titles included Fat Extreme and 70s Plus.

/CSB
//Yeah yeah, "Seaman" lolz
 
2014-02-28 07:41:08 AM  

Spuddy345: I am a merchant seaman by trade and it is a regular thing to find stashes of porn in ship's cabins when you take them over from the previous guy. One ship produced a fine haul including a magazine called Amputee with the strap line "Lick my stump!" emblazened on the cover.

Other titles included Fat Extreme and 70s Plus.

/CSB
//Yeah yeah, "Seaman" lolz


I would make it my mission to find the most obscure, disturbing stuff i could find for the simple lulz of purposely letting the next guy finding my stash.
 
2014-02-28 07:42:51 AM  
finding FTFM

/preview? how the fark does preview work?
 
2014-02-28 07:55:04 AM  
fc02.deviantart.net
 
2014-02-28 07:55:44 AM  

Pattuq: "Such behaviour is unacceptable."

When is an accident behaviour?  If they're referring to the viewing of porn as unacceptable behaviour, they're either blind and deaf to the world or lying hypocrites.


Dude, he was viewing the porn during class.
the teacher apparently forgot the projector was hooked up to his computer Monday when he searched the Internet for pornographic pictures of women with amputated limbs

This is not an "oh shiat, I left that window open" scenario.  This is an "oh, the students are taking a test.  Lemme just rub one out real quick while they're distracted".  That is a fireable offense in my book.
 
2014-02-28 08:01:30 AM  

aNihilV10L8tr: Spuddy345: I am a merchant seaman by trade and it is a regular thing to find stashes of porn in ship's cabins when you take them over from the previous guy....

I would make it my mission to find the most obscure, disturbing stuff i could find for the simple lulz of purposely letting the next guy finding my stash.


You'd be suprised at how common that is as a sport.

Another amusing incident was when we went into port in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. You have to put all the porn you have into a sealed envelope with your name on it. It is then all stowed in the bonded stores until you're out of Saudi waters. the Captain was less than amused to find that the entire ship's company had put his name on their respective envolopes. Many lulz were had and he called us all "A bunch of bastards"
 
2014-02-28 08:05:02 AM  
MythDragon
That's it, I'm not gonna stand for this. All you people making fun of amputees, I just want you to know that's really low. You guys need to cut it off. These jokes aren't as half as funny as you think they are.


2/10
/lacks imagination
 
2014-02-28 08:09:05 AM  

serial_crusher: Pattuq: "Such behaviour is unacceptable."

When is an accident behaviour?  If they're referring to the viewing of porn as unacceptable behaviour, they're either blind and deaf to the world or lying hypocrites.

Dude, he was viewing the porn during class.
the teacher apparently forgot the projector was hooked up to his computer Monday when he searched the Internet for pornographic pictures of women with amputated limbs

This is not an "oh shiat, I left that window open" scenario.  This is an "oh, the students are taking a test.  Lemme just rub one out real quick while they're distracted".  That is a fireable offense in my book.


Yeah. Doing it on your own time? Knock yourself out. But if you're going to do it at work, at least run to the bathroom real quick or something rather than doing it while sitting right in front of a classroom full of people.
 
2014-02-28 08:11:04 AM  

ga362: MythDragon
That's it, I'm not gonna stand for this. All you people making fun of amputees, I just want you to know that's really low. You guys need to cut it off. These jokes aren't as half as funny as you think they are.

2/10
/lacks imagination


He's not half the man you claim to be.
 
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