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2014-02-27 08:43:07 PM
5 votes:
What kind of lunatic lists that Reese's Puffs garbage and not Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?
2014-02-27 09:02:21 PM
3 votes:
The healthier the cereal, the closer to the name brand, the store brand tastes. Ex: store brand froot loops = ugh! Store brand raisin bran = raisin bran
2014-02-27 09:54:50 PM
2 votes:
Fruity Pebbles.
2014-02-27 09:42:33 PM
2 votes:
Loved this when I was a kid!

i427.photobucket.com
2014-02-27 09:38:41 PM
2 votes:
Actually, Great Grains with pecans and dates is the best cereal of all time.

Of all time.
2014-02-27 09:14:19 PM
2 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-27 09:07:52 PM
2 votes:
Time has proven to me that Honey Nut Cheerios never get old.
2014-02-27 09:05:49 PM
2 votes:
There used to be a multi-grain cereal called Team Flakes, if they still made it I'd live on the stuff.

When I was a kid, during the winter on Sunday nights after we'd been outside playing in the snow all day, my Mom would make us for dinner a 'brick' of shredded wheat. She would put it into a soup bowl and cover it with hot milk, a drizzle of honey and a pat of butter. It warmed your bones from inside out, and it would fill your stomach--the digestion would you make dozy soon after eating and you would sleep like a log all night long.

Shredded wheat on its own is just goat food, but the warmed milk, butter and honey made it lovely.
2014-02-27 09:02:42 PM
2 votes:
Shredded wheat.

/Didn't RTFA.
//Don't care.
2014-02-27 08:45:23 PM
2 votes:
Where are the Krusty-Os?
2014-02-27 08:43:27 PM
2 votes:
Lucky Charms should be way higher.
2014-02-27 08:39:42 PM
2 votes:
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
2014-02-28 01:01:11 AM
1 votes:
WTF is wrong with you people?

Capn Crunch is the undisputed king of cereals.  Everyone knows this.

mickeymills.files.wordpress.com
2014-02-28 12:20:52 AM
1 votes:
Cracklin' Oat Bran.  Growing up as a kid in a household of adult cereals, this was actually really, really tasty.
2014-02-27 11:32:03 PM
1 votes:

SeedFreak: Team


Team flakes for the win. Takes me back to childhood as well.
Cartoons, Night court...

Best cereal ever.
2014-02-27 11:07:06 PM
1 votes:
No love for Oh's?
2014-02-27 11:06:22 PM
1 votes:
Oh's
2014-02-27 11:06:16 PM
1 votes:

HairyNevus: Who the hell eats cereal anymore?  If I have breakfast, it's either eggs, or a beer and a cig. Nothing but the best.


My breakfast is usually V8 and Vodak. Its the breakfast of champions.
2014-02-27 10:43:03 PM
1 votes:
1) Golden Grahams
2) Cinnamon Toast Crunch
3) Multi-Grain Cheerios
..
...
838483248238) Corn pops
838483248239) Krave

Corn pops and Krave are quite possibly the worst 'foods' known to mankind.  I'd rather eat the box they come in.
2014-02-27 10:28:41 PM
1 votes:
Do they still sell this?  Because gawdamn, I really loved this when I was a kid.

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2014-02-27 10:25:29 PM
1 votes:
blastmagazine.com
2014-02-27 10:16:41 PM
1 votes:
How neither list included Apple Cinnamon Cheerios is entirely beyond me. Maybe not my favorite but it's easily top 5 and probably top 3.
2014-02-27 10:13:25 PM
1 votes:
Raisin bran crunch blows away regular raisin bran. Bonus is it's usually on sale, 2 boxes w/30% more for under 5 bucks.
2014-02-27 10:07:34 PM
1 votes:
Many of you are seriously disturbed and misguided.
2014-02-27 09:57:29 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com

My Colon Blow.

It was on the Deadspin list referenced in TFA, albeit at a very low ranking.
2014-02-27 09:52:53 PM
1 votes:
What is wrong with your people?

1.bp.blogspot.com
2014-02-27 09:35:50 PM
1 votes:
Honey Comb is not at the top of either of these lists, so fark both these writers with a rusty jackhammer.
2014-02-27 09:34:35 PM
1 votes:

Whack-a-Mole: SeedFreak: There used to be a multi-grain cereal called Team Flakes, if they still made it I'd live on the stuff.

When I was a kid, during the winter on Sunday nights after we'd been outside playing in the snow all day, my Mom would make us for dinner a 'brick' of shredded wheat. She would put it into a soup bowl and cover it with hot milk, a drizzle of honey and a pat of butter. It warmed your bones from inside out, and it would fill your stomach--the digestion would you make dozy soon after eating and you would sleep like a log all night long.

Shredded wheat on its own is just goat food, but the warmed milk, butter and honey made it lovely.

This. I haven't seen the old SOS pad in years, do the even exist?
/ off to google
Sun of a biatch, wal mart has em!


I've seen them at Waldbaum's. Probably Walgreen's has them too. Likely any place you see a Nana shopping will have them.
2014-02-27 09:33:13 PM
1 votes:
If you don't mind buying non-brand name cereals at places like Aldi's or Save-a-Lot, Captain Chocos is the best damn cereal I've ever had. And this is from a die-hard Coco Puffs fan.

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/plus, he kinda looks like The Tick
2014-02-27 09:28:29 PM
1 votes:
Plain old Corn Flakes with two spoons of real sugar
2014-02-27 09:25:02 PM
1 votes:

Frosty_Icehole: tuffsnake: And platinum goes to the old Nintendo cereal that was half Zelda, half Mario

Oddly enough, the taste was oddly similar to Rainbow Brite cereal.
That was a delicacy easy to miss out on if you weren't a girl or didn't have sisters.


And now that I've done a slight bit of research, turns out both were made by Ralston.
Those cheap sons of biatches just retooled the shapes and used the same freakin formula once Rainbow Brite's popularity died out and Nintendo's kicked in.
2014-02-27 09:23:56 PM
1 votes:

SeedFreak: There used to be a multi-grain cereal called Team Flakes, if they still made it I'd live on the stuff.

When I was a kid, during the winter on Sunday nights after we'd been outside playing in the snow all day, my Mom would make us for dinner a 'brick' of shredded wheat. She would put it into a soup bowl and cover it with hot milk, a drizzle of honey and a pat of butter. It warmed your bones from inside out, and it would fill your stomach--the digestion would you make dozy soon after eating and you would sleep like a log all night long.

Shredded wheat on its own is just goat food, but the warmed milk, butter and honey made it lovely.


This. I haven't seen the old SOS pad in years, do the even exist?
/ off to google
Sun of a biatch, wal mart has em!
2014-02-27 09:20:55 PM
1 votes:
All of you are stupid, All of you.

I recently discovered this cereal, which is currently my favorite; therefore, the best cereal in the world ever.

www.seriouseats.com
2014-02-27 09:05:46 PM
1 votes:
Cinammon Life
Golden Grahams
Raisin Bran Crunch
Colon Blow

/in that order
2014-02-27 08:58:48 PM
1 votes:

hundreddollarman: I'm sorry but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is farking disgusting. And Corn Pops are overrated. You leave them in milk for more than 2 minutes and they're this slimy squishy mess.

/Rice Krispies for life.


And rice krispies isnt a mess?  Lol.  Cinnamon toast crunch you have to use less milk, or eat a corner of the bowl and tilt the milk into there.

Do people really buy the name brand stuff?  The off brand stuff is just as good, and half the price.
2014-02-27 08:56:46 PM
1 votes:
Raisin Bran Crunch is tops for me.  Even notable celebrates like Saddam Hussein think so.
2014-02-27 08:53:50 PM
1 votes:

Triumph: What kind of lunatic lists that Reese's Puffs garbage and not Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?


THIS. These people have no discerning palate.
2014-02-27 08:46:47 PM
1 votes:
1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2014-02-27 08:44:40 PM
1 votes:
Umbrage I must take: Frosted Mini-Wheats beats ALL.
2014-02-27 08:07:11 PM
1 votes:
I didn't see Grape Nuts on there anywhere...
2014-02-27 08:04:48 PM
1 votes:
Life > all. This is objective fact.
 
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