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2014-02-27 08:04:48 PM
Life > all. This is objective fact.
 
2014-02-27 08:07:11 PM
I didn't see Grape Nuts on there anywhere...
 
2014-02-27 08:39:20 PM
I didnt see waffelos  on the list
 
2014-02-27 08:39:42 PM
Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.
 
2014-02-27 08:40:40 PM
I call BS! I mean really, no Honeycombs on the list. Harumphhhh!
 
2014-02-27 08:40:57 PM

BKITU: Life > all. This is objective fact.


It's been good to me so far
 
2014-02-27 08:41:43 PM
Life sucks.

Then you die.
 
2014-02-27 08:42:00 PM
We used to like the Sugar Frosted Sugar Flakes.
 
2014-02-27 08:43:07 PM
What kind of lunatic lists that Reese's Puffs garbage and not Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?
 
2014-02-27 08:43:27 PM
Lucky Charms should be way higher.
 
2014-02-27 08:44:40 PM
Umbrage I must take: Frosted Mini-Wheats beats ALL.
 
2014-02-27 08:45:23 PM
Where are the Krusty-Os?
 
2014-02-27 08:46:00 PM
Multigrain Cheerios are better than Honey Nut, and the list fails without any variety of Total or Oatmeal Crisp.
 
2014-02-27 08:46:47 PM
Oh dear, this isn't going well.
 
2014-02-27 08:46:47 PM
1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
 
2014-02-27 08:46:59 PM
man.  people actually get paid for these things.  im in the wrong line of work.
 
2014-02-27 08:47:38 PM

SeedFreak: I call BS! I mean really, no Honeycombs on the list. Harumphhhh!


NO! NO! NO!
 
2014-02-27 08:48:36 PM

joseelsegundo: Umbrage I must take: Frosted Mini-Wheats beats ALL.


Seriously.  They could whack off the top five and nobody would miss them.
 
2014-02-27 08:48:54 PM
As a little it was Alpha-bits or nothing.  During the 90s I remember Golden Corn Flakes which were sweet but not as sweet as Frosted Flakes (nasty. I'd rather eat a bowl of powdered sugar). Wish they hadn't stopped making those. I also loved Corn Pops and Golden Grahams.

/ mostly my parents bought Cheerios
// and I do the same for my kids because I'm a practical adult
 
2014-02-27 08:49:55 PM
No Krebllogs ?
 
2014-02-27 08:50:20 PM
I'm sorry but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is farking disgusting. And Corn Pops are overrated. You leave them in milk for more than 2 minutes and they're this slimy squishy mess.

/Rice Krispies for life.
 
2014-02-27 08:53:50 PM

Triumph: What kind of lunatic lists that Reese's Puffs garbage and not Peanut Butter Captain Crunch?


THIS. These people have no discerning palate.
 
2014-02-27 08:54:54 PM

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.


I see what you did there!
 
2014-02-27 08:56:09 PM
I'd put Lucky Charms dead last, and move raisin bran up much closer to the top.
 
2014-02-27 08:56:46 PM
Raisin Bran Crunch is tops for me.  Even notable celebrates like Saddam Hussein think so.
 
2014-02-27 08:57:02 PM

The Goddamn Batman: Lucky Charms should be way higher.


I agree...BEFORE they started frosting the oats, though. Better contrast with the marshmallows.
 
2014-02-27 08:57:08 PM
Raisin Bran Crunch isn't on there but KASHI IS?
 
2014-02-27 08:58:48 PM

The Goddamn Batman: Lucky Charms should be way higher.


I still occasionally buy them to just snack on them.  Any cinnamon or chocolate cereal is generally bad.
 
2014-02-27 08:58:48 PM

hundreddollarman: I'm sorry but Cinnamon Toast Crunch is farking disgusting. And Corn Pops are overrated. You leave them in milk for more than 2 minutes and they're this slimy squishy mess.

/Rice Krispies for life.


And rice krispies isnt a mess?  Lol.  Cinnamon toast crunch you have to use less milk, or eat a corner of the bowl and tilt the milk into there.

Do people really buy the name brand stuff?  The off brand stuff is just as good, and half the price.
 
2014-02-27 09:02:21 PM
The healthier the cereal, the closer to the name brand, the store brand tastes. Ex: store brand froot loops = ugh! Store brand raisin bran = raisin bran
 
2014-02-27 09:02:31 PM
I miss French Toast Crunch.
 
2014-02-27 09:02:42 PM
Shredded wheat.

/Didn't RTFA.
//Don't care.
 
2014-02-27 09:02:47 PM

BKITU: Cinnamon Life > all. This is objective fact.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 09:05:46 PM
Cinammon Life
Golden Grahams
Raisin Bran Crunch
Colon Blow

/in that order
 
2014-02-27 09:05:49 PM
There used to be a multi-grain cereal called Team Flakes, if they still made it I'd live on the stuff.

When I was a kid, during the winter on Sunday nights after we'd been outside playing in the snow all day, my Mom would make us for dinner a 'brick' of shredded wheat. She would put it into a soup bowl and cover it with hot milk, a drizzle of honey and a pat of butter. It warmed your bones from inside out, and it would fill your stomach--the digestion would you make dozy soon after eating and you would sleep like a log all night long.

Shredded wheat on its own is just goat food, but the warmed milk, butter and honey made it lovely.
 
2014-02-27 09:05:50 PM
Kashi trumps all.
 
2014-02-27 09:05:51 PM

qorkfiend: 1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch


Now here's a Farker with taste! Good start on the list of worst cereals ever marketed.
 
2014-02-27 09:07:26 PM
Gold: Lucky Charms
Silver: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Bronze: Cheerios, Honey Bunches of Oats and Raisin Bran
 
2014-02-27 09:07:36 PM

FlyingBacon: Oh dear, this isn't going well.


Probably the only "Smart" comment we will see ITT.

/this one included
 
2014-02-27 09:07:52 PM
Time has proven to me that Honey Nut Cheerios never get old.
 
2014-02-27 09:08:27 PM
And platinum goes to the old Nintendo cereal that was half Zelda, half Mario
 
2014-02-27 09:09:20 PM
Alpha Dog!

I like Apple Mummy better.

King Nutriman is my favorite but you dont get a prize.
 
2014-02-27 09:09:59 PM
List is missing the most important:www.scifilists.com
 
2014-02-27 09:10:13 PM

RatMaster999: joseelsegundo: Umbrage I must take: Frosted Mini-Wheats beats ALL.

Seriously.  They could whack off the top five and nobody would miss them.


Perhaps, after reflecting on the average maturity of Farkers, you will wish to rephrase the last sentence.
 
2014-02-27 09:10:30 PM
Honey Bunches of Oats - the only cereal I'll ever eat. I like it so much, I'll never eat anything other (that's like cheating)
 
2014-02-27 09:11:25 PM

Learned Hand Job: List is missing the most important:


It's a treat!
 
2014-02-27 09:13:22 PM

slotz: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs.

I see what you did there!


Me too, and loved it.
 
2014-02-27 09:13:24 PM
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Why is this one missing?
 
2014-02-27 09:13:28 PM
thumbs1.ebaystatic.com
  It's cool
 
2014-02-27 09:14:19 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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