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(ESPN)   All that damage done with a baseball bat to Richie Icognito's Ferrari? Turns out some idiot named Richie Incognito did the damage   (espn.go.com) divider line 76
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2014-02-27 06:25:56 PM  
img3.wikia.nocookie.net

Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a bat?
 
2014-02-27 07:16:14 PM  
You could write a book or make a movie depicting an insane football player beating the crap out of his Ferarri in front of his house, but you could never name the guy "Incognito."
 
2014-02-27 07:57:57 PM  
I had Walter Sobchak in the pool, so I lose.
 
2014-02-27 08:37:06 PM  
Well, that makes perfect sense.
 
2014-02-27 09:27:07 PM  
i120.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 09:28:48 PM  
backwards B girl
 
2014-02-27 09:29:32 PM  
I feel like he's just John Rocker respawned...
 
2014-02-27 09:30:04 PM  
So, TMZ has a pic of his car with dents and calls the cops. The cops go see him, and he's like 'yup, I did it'
Then ESPN feels the need to create a 'news' story out of it.
Is that about right?
 
2014-02-27 09:34:57 PM  
He seems stable.
 
2014-02-27 09:40:39 PM  
Roid rage is a terrible thing
 
2014-02-27 09:43:30 PM  
What the shiat? Why would he take a bat to his own Ferrari for no apparent reason? Is guy Incognito working up to an epic breakdown/murder/suicide?

Thanks for the auto-starting video, ESPN you turds. You know why (almost) nobody else does that? Because it's annoying as fark!
 
2014-02-27 09:49:35 PM  
This is what happens when you meet a Dolphin in the Alps.
 
2014-02-27 09:50:29 PM  
you just don't understand the warrior code. if that ferrari didn't want to get beat on, it should have stood up for itself and punched incognito. what happens in the garage stays in the garage.
 
2014-02-27 09:55:09 PM  
Guys with problems controlling themselves, they're like the Ferrari's natural enemy.
 
2014-02-27 09:57:15 PM  
TMZ Sports? Did I read that right? They have a sports division at TMZ?
 
2014-02-27 10:01:18 PM  
s2.glbimg.com

"You killed the car."
-F. Beuller
 
2014-02-27 10:13:47 PM  
www.blogcdn.com
/kinda knows how he feels, maybe
 
2014-02-27 10:16:13 PM  

lifeboat: TMZ Sports? Did I read that right? They have a sports division at TMZ?


For people who liked getting their sports news from Perez Hilton, but wanted less fake jizz.
 
2014-02-27 10:18:19 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: What the shiat? Why would he take a bat to his own Ferrari for no apparent reason? Is guy Incognito working up to an epic breakdown/murder/suicide?


The dude just always has seemed unstable. I'd not be shocked to discover some underlying personality disorder (if not an outright mental illness).
 
2014-02-27 10:20:38 PM  
Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.
 
2014-02-27 10:21:25 PM  
www.leblogauto.com
 
2014-02-27 10:24:02 PM  
Its all about freedom of choice. Until we are predisposed to not liking somebody.
 
2014-02-27 10:29:21 PM  

BSABSVR: lifeboat: TMZ Sports? Did I read that right? They have a sports division at TMZ?

For people who liked getting their sports news from Perez Hilton, but wanted less fake jizz.


I'm pretty sure all the jizz around Perez is real.


/Almost misread as Paris
//still works.
 
2014-02-27 10:30:34 PM  
Ladies and gentlemen, your future state legislator from Arizona.
 
2014-02-27 10:42:30 PM  
Unoriginal_Username: So, TMZ goons has a pic of his car with dents and calls the cops. The cops go see him, and he's like 'yup, I did it'
Then ESPN feels the need to create a 'news' story out of it.
Is that about right?

Not sure who to root for if he takes the bat to their paparazzi heads.
 
2014-02-27 10:43:43 PM  
Stupid dick.
 
2014-02-27 10:50:03 PM  

mikaloyd: [www.leblogauto.com image 470x274]


Harold and Maude right?
 
2014-02-27 10:55:06 PM  

akula: Fuggin Bizzy: What the shiat? Why would he take a bat to his own Ferrari for no apparent reason? Is guy Incognito working up to an epic breakdown/murder/suicide?

The dude just always has seemed unstable. I'd not be shocked to discover some underlying personality disorder (if not an outright mental illness).


He's covering his man love tendencies with unnecessary acts of violence.
 
2014-02-27 11:07:02 PM  
You nerds wouldn't understand....this is part of the Warrior's code. Brothers in arms, just having FUN!
 
2014-02-27 11:13:12 PM  
It was a black Ferrari after all, and needed some team bullying.
 
2014-02-27 11:14:39 PM  

Flappyhead: mikaloyd: [www.leblogauto.com image 470x274]

Harold and Maude right?


Yeah right before it shoots off the cliff.
 
2014-02-27 11:19:45 PM  
You see what happens when you find Richie Icognito in the Alps?
 
2014-02-27 11:29:02 PM  

crotchgrabber: This is what happens when you meet a Dolphin in the Alps.


This whole thread is great, but that made me actually laugh loudly.
 
2014-02-27 11:41:38 PM  
Conspicuous Dick.
 
2014-02-27 11:54:36 PM  

Flappyhead: mikaloyd: [www.leblogauto.com image 470x274]

Harold and Maude right?


Well now,  Fark me.  An E-Type shooting brake?
 
2014-02-27 11:59:53 PM  

Fuggin Bizzy: What the shiat? Why would he take a bat to his own Ferrari for no apparent reason? Is guy Incognito working up to an epic breakdown/murder/suicide?

Thanks for the auto-starting video, ESPN you turds. You know why (almost) nobody else does that? Because it's annoying as fark!


Maybe because he realized he bought a car he couldn't fit into?
 
2014-02-28 12:14:11 AM  
I think Richie just hit Morton Downey Jr. levels on the mental health scale
 
2014-02-28 12:15:22 AM  
Maybe he got tired of his Ferrari and wanted a Peugeot 206 like the rest of us.

/obscure?
 
2014-02-28 12:18:45 AM  
Had a feeling he did it.  The car wasn't parked on the driveway.  It was on the rocks of the landscaping and looked like it might have been bottomed out in the TMZ photos.  1) I'm being accused of something that can cost me my career.  2) Lets go buy a very expensive sports car to prove I'm confident .................. 3) Profit
 
2014-02-28 12:23:15 AM  
I'm confused ... did he beat on his own car with a baseball bat, or did he SAY he beat on his own car with a baseball bat, because that was somehow less embarrassing than the truth?
 
2014-02-28 12:30:30 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: So, TMZ has a pic of his car with dents and calls the cops. The cops go see him, and he's like 'yup, I did it'
Then ESPN feels the need to create a 'news' story out of it.
Is that about right?


Excellent point. Certainly, this thread is proof that no-one is interested in Richie Incognito's wacky escapades.
 
2014-02-28 12:54:59 AM  

lifeboat: TMZ Sports? Did I read that right? They have a sports division at TMZ?


I found that out just today.  Sports talk radio in the car, and they said TMZ sports.  They were talking about Jennifer Lopez and some Patriots cheerleader, then I changed the station.
 
2014-02-28 12:59:57 AM  

Tempted: Flappyhead: mikaloyd: [www.leblogauto.com image 470x274]

Harold and Maude right?

Well now,  Fark me.  An E-Type shooting brake?


Hearse really but yeah.
 
2014-02-28 01:05:12 AM  
I guess he couldn't stay...  Incognito.

/did someone say that already?
 
2014-02-28 02:46:40 AM  
He's probably getting ready to try and switch to baseball since no NFL team will ever sign him again.
Or maybe he's just really upset with the new Dolphins logo.

/ Damage Done is by far the best Dark Tranquility album
 
2014-02-28 03:32:16 AM  
It sounds like he did this:

img.fark.net

But it was probably more like this:

sephjnr.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk
 
2014-02-28 04:50:26 AM  
i647.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-28 06:12:04 AM  

Unoriginal_Username: So, TMZ has a pic of his car with dents and calls the cops. The cops go see him, and he's like 'yup, I did it'
Then ESPN feels the need to create a 'news' story out of it.
Is that about right?


I believe so
 
2014-02-28 06:40:04 AM  
Roided-out football player damages his own expensive shiat.

February 27, 2014 (Miami, FL): Somehow, a 350-pound lineman can manage to shoehorn himself into a Ferrari. He also smashed it with a baseball bat. No one cared.

I'm submitting this to ESPN.com
 
2014-02-28 07:14:40 AM  
Please tell me it was a California.

/the only current Ferrari I would be "meh" about being smashed in.
 
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