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(Guardian)   Farkworthy™ thought of the day: "Sometimes you just have a bad day at the dungeon"   (theguardian.com) divider line 57
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2014-02-27 03:09:43 PM
I would like to see Sam Elliott in full cowboy-getup deliver this nugget of wisdom to strangers and passersby.
 
2014-02-27 03:31:57 PM
Bad day like miss a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands or bad day like pegging too hard?  Or bad day like missing a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands which resulted in pegging too hard?
 
2014-02-27 03:37:56 PM
OMG who the hell cares?
 
2014-02-27 03:52:08 PM

vudukungfu: OMG who the hell cares?


IDK.
 
2014-02-27 03:59:20 PM
Yeah... and sometimes your playmate crashes in the middle of a thing.. It happens. Be prepared and pay attention to the signs of...

Oh .. This was not about that, was it?
 
2014-02-27 03:59:55 PM
That almost reads like a parody of modern-day feminist cliches.
 
2014-02-27 04:01:04 PM

gnosis301: Bad day like miss a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands or bad day like pegging too hard?  Or bad day like missing a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands which resulted in pegging too hard?


Was gonna say, we always have snacks and cold drinks when we enter dungeons (plus a Sunrod or two). How can that be a bad day?
 
2014-02-27 04:05:43 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: That almost reads like a parody of modern-day feminist cliches.


The juxtaposition of telling someone to make you a sandwich followed by saying modern day feminist cliches is spectacular. Yes Yes, I know about the XKCD comic.
 
2014-02-27 04:06:38 PM
www.stolendroids.com
 
2014-02-27 04:06:52 PM
Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.
 
2014-02-27 04:06:55 PM
I can't puzzle out what the girl is upset about. She performs sex on film (video) for public consumption, for money. And now she's been...outed?...as having sex....for public viewing....for money?

Where's the unexpected outcome, exactly?
 
2014-02-27 04:08:29 PM
Well, you know what they say....

Even a bad day at the dungeon is better than a good day at work.
 
2014-02-27 04:09:48 PM

gnosis301: vudukungfu: OMG who the hell cares?

IDK.


My bff, Jill?
 
2014-02-27 04:10:23 PM

Shryke: I can't puzzle out what the girl is upset about. She performs sex on film (video) for public consumption, for money. And now she's been...outed?...as having sex....for public viewing....for money?

Where's the unexpected outcome, exactly?


The snowflake doesn't mind porking-for-cash in front of the camera crew, but oblique stares from random students offend her.
 
2014-02-27 04:15:22 PM
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-27 04:17:34 PM
No links to the chick yet?
 
2014-02-27 04:20:27 PM
Perhaps someone should question her intellectual fitness for college if she thinks that she call tell a frat boy that she's does porn and it won't get out?
 
2014-02-27 04:21:09 PM
I can't believe I have to say this but Duke sucks

/on more than one level
 
2014-02-27 04:25:51 PM

Salmon: No links to the chick yet?


You don't want to see. Trust me.
 
2014-02-27 04:26:44 PM

vudukungfu: OMG who the hell cares?


Well, I am sure her future potential employers will be thrilled when they Google search her name.

I would blame this on conservative North Carolina, but come on. Every place I've ever worked would have the video going around prior to her getting hired...if she got hired.

I don't personally care what she does, but let's be honest about the country.
 
2014-02-27 04:27:17 PM

WhiskeySticks: Salmon: No links to the chick yet?

You don't want to see. Trust me.


Please tell me it's a hot cheerleader sans panties.
Pretty please!?
 
2014-02-27 04:30:39 PM
Duke really does suck?
 
2014-02-27 04:31:25 PM

GDubDub: Perhaps someone should question her intellectual fitness for college if she thinks that she call tell a frat boy that she's does porn and it won't get out?


Stop. Who gives a fart who she tells. SHE'S MAKING PORN VIDEOS FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION.
 
2014-02-27 04:31:31 PM

Pangea: vudukungfu: OMG who the hell cares?

Well, I am sure her future potential employers will be thrilled when they Google search her name.

I would blame this on conservative North Carolina, but come on. Every place I've ever worked would have the video going around prior to her getting hired...if she got hired.

I don't personally care what she does, but let's be honest about the country.


Seriously. If I thought she'd be a good employee, I'd hire her and I would never say a word about her past. Wouldn't stop me from imagining her tied to my desk with a ball gag in her mouth, but I would never say anything.
 
2014-02-27 04:33:09 PM

rkiller1: Shryke: I can't puzzle out what the girl is upset about. She performs sex on film (video) for public consumption, for money. And now she's been...outed?...as having sex....for public viewing....for money?

Where's the unexpected outcome, exactly?

The snowflake doesn't mind porking-for-cash in front of the camera crew, but oblique stares from random students offend her.



I think she's more annoyed at how the same men who, with weiner in hand, gasp out "omigod she's such a slut!"   and yet have the balls to say "oh my god she's such a slut" when they're dressed and among among their peers.

You know, the idea of judging someone for their sexuality while you're furiously masturbating to it is sort of a double standard.
 
2014-02-27 04:33:10 PM

ChubbyTiger: gnosis301: vudukungfu: OMG who the hell cares?

IDK.

My bff, Jill?


img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 04:34:04 PM
I thought it was going to be a link to my workplace till I read the article.
 
2014-02-27 04:34:04 PM

gnosis301: Bad day like miss a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands or bad day like pegging too hard?  Or bad day like missing a savings throw vs. rods/staves/wands which resulted in pegging too hard?


thank you for my new keyboard
 
2014-02-27 04:37:03 PM
 
2014-02-27 04:37:15 PM

WhiskeySticks: Salmon: No links to the chick yet?

You don't want to see. Trust me.


Chicks with links?  No, no thank you.
 
2014-02-27 04:38:46 PM
Pffft. Amateur. Get a sugar daddy. All the bling of a pornstar with the anonymity of an escort.
 
2014-02-27 04:39:02 PM
politedissent.com
 
2014-02-27 04:39:34 PM

zzrhardy: I love show nearly everything to do with gender is always presented with only men as the bad guys.


Selection bias is a magical thing
 
2014-02-27 04:40:49 PM

rkiller1: Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.


It's the guardian. Tedious and prolix us the house style.

/  actually, teiduos and proxil is the house style
 
2014-02-27 04:41:31 PM

Cyber_Junk: You know, the idea of judging someone for their sexuality while you're furiously masturbating to it is sort of a double standard.


This might be accurate if you were masturbating in public.
 
2014-02-27 04:43:06 PM

LeroyBourne: Chicks with links? No, no thank you.


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umm ok
 
2014-02-27 04:46:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: LeroyBourne: Chicks with links? No, no thank you.

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umm ok


3.bp.blogspot.com
Ok, I'm down.
 
2014-02-27 04:46:42 PM

Shryke: Cyber_Junk: You know, the idea of judging someone for their sexuality while you're furiously masturbating to it is sort of a double standard.

This might be accurate if you were masturbating in public.


I'm with Cyber_Junk on this. I think the guys who discriminate on this are secretly jealous that no one would pay them for sex on film. They assuredly cry while the masturbate furiously.
 
2014-02-27 04:49:27 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: That almost reads like a parody of modern-day feminist cliches.


I have to agree with you.

First of all, she's a paid whore nttawwt who put her exploites out in the public domain herself. You don't get to call her TELLING SOMEONE THAT being "outed".

In my extended circle of friends, we use the term "slut-shaming" almost exclusively for when some asshole blabs about someone elses multiple partners and/or robust sex life. That's not cool. Except if it involves married men, then you're fair game.

How the fark did this "I thought I could keep this private" idiot even get into Duke?

/duke sucks
 
2014-02-27 04:50:19 PM
said freshman entrusts the wrong feckless frat boy with her secret; frat boy fails to keep his mouth shut

So the girl can't keep her mouth shut about a secret and tells someone and it's that person's fault because he told someone too?
 
2014-02-27 04:55:13 PM

opiumpoopy: rkiller1: Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.

It's the guardian. Tedious and prolix us the house style.

/  actually, teiduos and proxil is the house style


Thanks but my Farking dream us that someone, someday will quote my words and yelp "band name".  I was so hoping today that the phrase "Tedious and Prolix" would be cited as a musical or comedy duo.

/Sigh. Thanks for playing but I still has a sad.
 
2014-02-27 05:01:04 PM

beefoe: said freshman entrusts the wrong feckless frat boy with her secret; frat boy fails to keep his mouth shut

So the girl can't keep her mouth shut about a secret and tells someone and it's that person's fault because he told someone too?


You seem unclear on how this whole keeping secrets thing works.
 
2014-02-27 05:07:22 PM

rkiller1: opiumpoopy: rkiller1: Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.

It's the guardian. Tedious and prolix us the house style.

/  actually, teiduos and proxil is the house style

Thanks but my Farking dream us that someone, someday will quote my words and yelp "band name".  I was so hoping today that the phrase "Tedious and Prolix" would be cited as a musical or comedy duo.

/Sigh. Thanks for playing but I still has a sad.


"Tedious and Prolix" sounds like taking care of something hanging out of your nether regions that shouldn't be o_O
 
2014-02-27 05:08:40 PM

rkiller1: opiumpoopy: rkiller1: Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.

It's the guardian. Tedious and prolix us the house style.

/  actually, teiduos and proxil is the house style

Thanks but my Farking dream us that someone, someday will quote my words and yelp "band name".  I was so hoping today that the phrase "Tedious and Prolix" would be cited as a musical or comedy duo.

/Sigh. Thanks for playing but I still has a sad.


Now favourited as "Needs band name reassurance for self-actualisation "
 
2014-02-27 05:16:31 PM
I was wondering why this was on the Guardian and not tumblr where it belongs, but it seems "comment is free" is just a blog for users.
Social media has really screwed up our society in the way it has convinced people that their opinions are important or relevant to anyone not trying to have sex with them.
 
2014-02-27 05:23:51 PM

opiumpoopy: rkiller1: opiumpoopy: rkiller1: Note to author, Nichi Hodgson: Who the fark taught you to write?  You are trying so hard to sound erudite but you're actually tedious and prolix.  JHC you're worse than the Bible.

It's the guardian. Tedious and prolix us the house style.

/  actually, teiduos and proxil is the house style

Thanks but my Farking dream us that someone, someday will quote my words and yelp "band name".  I was so hoping today that the phrase "Tedious and Prolix" would be cited as a musical or comedy duo.

/Sigh. Thanks for playing but I still has a sad.

Now favourited as "Needs band name reassurance for self-actualisation "


Favorited as "understands me like a pitcher of margaritas"
 
2014-02-27 05:29:23 PM

LeroyBourne: Ok, I'm down.


GOOD call!

I got a few of those too!

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2014-02-27 05:46:45 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: LeroyBourne: Ok, I'm down.

GOOD call!

I got a few of those too!

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At first I thought it was a bit of a stretch, but then I recalled the good work you do around here.
 
2014-02-27 06:27:09 PM

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Well, you know what they say....

Even a bad day at the dungeon is better than a good day at work.


I work at the IRS.
 
2014-02-27 06:28:30 PM
Damn, I put the wrong link in and can't edit posts here.  "A Cold War Fought By Women" was what I meant to link.

On a related note - a very good documentary series that points out that social studies is an ideology factory rather than a science is Harald Eia's "
Hjernevask" (Brainwash) series from Norway.It showcased how the gender studies academics ignored scientific method to such a degree that the Norwegian government shut down the Nordic Gender Institute in response.
 
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