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2014-02-27 06:43:27 PM

Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.


White homos usually consider tblack ass a retirement account..

/But the white homos also know there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal
 
2014-02-27 06:46:25 PM

zimbomba63: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.


Black men loves some steatopygia.
 
2014-02-27 06:49:07 PM

PsiChick: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

That's what happens--people differentiate between racism and prejudice, using the two words to highlight the power imbalance, and stupid people take that to mean that 'PC people think blacks can't be racist ha ha'. And then stupid people of color (not just blacks--I got into it with a Hispanic-descent and unknown-descent pair of friends on Tumblr because they apparently decided you cannot tell them their interpretation of Harry Potter is wrong because you're the real racist) also occasionally grab onto it.

I love stupid people.


My sister-in-law and her dumbass friends have this view, that oppressed people can't be racist. You know, the view that people act as classes, with no individuality or persona outside of whatever pigeon-hole you place them in. How she reconciles that with the fact that a lot of racist whites are incredibly disenfranchised, I don't know.

If anything, my experience with bigotry is more openly expressed against groups who are viewed to be taking power away from them, such as the stereotypical rich jew, the job-stealing immigrant, the uppity wimminfolk getting out of their place and the like. It's when there is a shift from the status quo away from oneself that this sort of behavior manifests more violently.

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"
 
2014-02-27 06:52:55 PM

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.


Rep. Gus Savage of Illinios said that "black people can't be racist; only white people can" as have many others.
 
2014-02-27 07:09:46 PM
I'm assuming that, since this church is preaching against a particular politician,  then their income and property are all being taxed at normal levels, and are not remaining tax free, right?


Right?
 
2014-02-27 07:14:09 PM

miss diminutive: On one hand, I'm disgusted by his vile, bigoted and inflammatory remarks.

On the other hand, I'm impressed that someone with an obvious mental illness can still hold down a job.


He's a member of the clergy.
Mental illness is a feature, not a bug.
 
2014-02-27 07:19:48 PM

Lee451: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Rep. Gus Savage of Illinios said that "black people can't be racist; only white people can" as have many others.


It's a bit of a semantic game. The argument is, and I tend to agree, that racial animus experienced by blacks towards whites is:

a) less of a social problem than racial animus experienced by whites towards blacks because blacks are in the minority and lack the social power to harm whites, and

b) maybe, maybe not excusable, but at least understandable, as members of the victimized minority in a traditionally racist society.

Claims that "blacks can't be racist" really boil down to some variation on those two arguments. It just redefines "racism" to include a requirement that animus be from a majority race towards a minority race.

It's a shame that the rhetorical approach is so counterproductive, because the underlying points are both valid. Instead of bullsh*tting people about something they know isn't true, which is that blacks can't be "racist" in the sense of holding animus towards persons of another race, people who believe this should just explain the points. They're much more persuasive, because they're common sense.

Black on white racism isn't a serious social problem. And give black people a break, we're barely a generation removed from Jim Crow. It kind of makes sense some of them would still be mad about it--and that's even if American racism magically died with Jim Crow, which we all know it didn't.
 
2014-02-27 07:41:25 PM
Ho - Mo. Homo.

I just like to say it - its musical.

1.bp.blogspot.com
Ho - Mo. Ho - Mo...
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Homo.

Thanks for letting me get that out of my system.
 
2014-02-27 07:47:34 PM

xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.


authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).
 
2014-02-27 08:08:10 PM
Meh, everyone is an AW these days. It doesn't mean shiat. They have to be more shocking and crazy than the last person in order to be noticed. Nobody that forms these schemes actually believes in it. It's farking Idiotcracy.
 
2014-02-27 08:18:52 PM

rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.


That's what I said
 
2014-02-27 08:24:14 PM

genner: I defended the guy who didn't want to make a gay wedding cake but you know what, I'm just going to walk away from this one.


I didn't know that cakes had a preference. Hell, I didn't know that there were male and female cakes until today. So how do you sex a cake?
 
2014-02-27 08:26:18 PM

rwfan: rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.

That's what I said


The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
 
2014-02-27 08:28:16 PM

XveryYpettyZ: This is taking the argument much much further than it typically is.  Racism is prejudice plus power.  A black store owner or manager can be racist in his or her hiring practices because he or she has the power to hire, fire or promote people.  Their skin color does not automatically strip away that power.

So the idea that "black people cannot be racist" is frankly a stupid statement, even by that very narrow definition of racism.


That knife cuts both ways you know. If what all of you are claiming is true, then Shiatheel McRedneck isn't a racist either since he has no power.
 
2014-02-27 08:28:35 PM

Paris1127: xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.

[authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).


I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".

Good old, Potato Nose.

/ Don't look at me like that, I've got a big one, too.
// Nose, that is.
 
2014-02-27 08:35:39 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


I'm gonna need a cigarette now.
 
2014-02-27 08:47:40 PM

Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.


Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.
 
2014-02-27 08:55:23 PM
Oh yeah, we're coming for them alright. And all the rest of your men.

Once they see how I like to watch sports, eat pizza on the couch, drink beer, play video games and ALL that stuff you wimmins can't stand, they'll gladly put up with having a dude polishing their knob once in a while. WATCH OUT WIMMINS!!
 
2014-02-27 09:14:44 PM
Hm... apparently my white homo demon must reside in my ass.

/at least according to my black ex boyfriend
//and for the record crazy homophobe preacher: he was the one chasing me around - I didn't steal him away from any black women
 
2014-02-27 09:35:37 PM

Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.


Most white homos having an American Express card is not the same as most American Express card holders being gay. Allow me to explain with hypothetical numbers.

Suppose American Express has 100,000 cards in circulation in a particular population. Now suppose there are 11,000 homos in the same population. If 10,000 of said homos had American Express cards, it would be the case that most homos have the card, but most card holders are not homos.
 
2014-02-27 09:50:29 PM

rkiller1: tennyson: FTA: But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male.

[www.troll.me image 550x550]

Marquis de Sod: [img.fark.net image 728x409]

Where all da White Homos?

Gene Wilder trifecta in play.


Are they trying to tell us something?
 
2014-02-27 10:10:45 PM

umad: XveryYpettyZ: This is taking the argument much much further than it typically is.  Racism is prejudice plus power.  A black store owner or manager can be racist in his or her hiring practices because he or she has the power to hire, fire or promote people.  Their skin color does not automatically strip away that power.

So the idea that "black people cannot be racist" is frankly a stupid statement, even by that very narrow definition of racism.

That knife cuts both ways you know. If what all of you are claiming is true, then Shiatheel McRedneck isn't a racist either since he has no power.


Honestly, I always thought that definition was pretty useful and spot-on, as long as people recognize the following:

- Words can be "racist" if they come from a position of power (police, boss, teacher, store owner, guy with several large scary men with him-- or any other overt or implicit threat)
- Any action beyond words is an exercise of power.  Period.

So yes, Shiatheel McRedneck (or his darker-complexioned analog) can't be "racist" as long as they are simply talking without making threats.
 
2014-02-27 10:16:57 PM

zimbomba63: Don't smoke anymore


Neither do I, but after that post I think I'm gonna have to make one exception :p
 
2014-02-27 10:21:16 PM

zimbomba63: Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.

Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.


holy moly, it's getting hot in here.
 
2014-02-27 10:27:47 PM

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Syrrh: http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c89502501" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c8 9502501">ikanreed: DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.

More of an oddity that people who are "NOT GAY DAMMIT" seem to do an awful lot of thinking about gay sex.

/cool-TMI-bro: I've always preferred guys who enjoy both, Fair Trade is good. Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs.


super_grass: [thesocietypages.org image 850x567]

Must have something to do with comparing gay activists to the civil rights movement.

/Or southern baptism.

This. I have seen quite a few publicized examples of black people dismissing the gay rights movement as being nothing like their own civil rights movement. But I'd blame the extreme conservativeness of the Baptist church, plus a little media sensationalism exaggerating the scale of opposition.

". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-27 11:20:43 PM

Salmon: zimbomba63: Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.

Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.

holy moly, it's getting hot in here.


Sorry if I got all erotica on fark. But Jesus h Christ. I kinda lose it if someone badmouths BJs. Ba dum tish. :)
 
2014-02-27 11:30:43 PM

whosits_112: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Exactly. Just couldn't find a safe enough picture to post.
/Skinny black dudes, fat white women. They loooooooooooooooove dat ass2.


flypapermagazine.com

Approves.
 
2014-02-27 11:35:01 PM

LeroyBourne: "The white homo likes to go out and party, the white homo has money, the white home likes the theater"
That's worse than some anti-punk video from the late 70's I saw as a kid.  Your avg punk will be wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt, your avg punk will be carrying a broken bottle or chain.  Your avg punk will have rips in his jeans.


Well, to be fair, there are some advantages to the gay boyfriend.
 
2014-02-27 11:35:36 PM
does this mean more black women for me?

/never went back
 
2014-02-27 11:36:58 PM

KidneyStone: If god didn't want men to be gay then why did he give them butt holes?  Amiright?


let me guess - you shiat out your ears?
 
2014-02-27 11:37:43 PM
Wow, the video at the bottom is worth watching for the lulz alone. This dude is kerayzee.
 
2014-02-27 11:48:03 PM
Talk about using nukes in a flame war.
 
2014-02-27 11:55:59 PM

xanadian: kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."

Snickers satisfies you...


He looks to me like he's a-firin' his lazor.
 
2014-02-28 12:08:28 AM
So what if there is some black down low homo out there who secretly wishes to submissively serve a rich white devil with a credit card and theater connections, who is he gonna tell his secrets to?

Sounds like confessing to the pastor is out.
 
2014-02-28 12:25:53 AM

wellreadneck: "Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white red headed homo may take your man."

FTFY, Pastor

(Most of the down low bros I know seem to have a taste for ginger.)


That tends to happen fairly often on Tosev 3.
 
2014-02-28 12:35:08 AM

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist?


Ever?  Yes, I think it has happened.  Nearly as often as other people claim that people claim that black people can't be racist?  Not at all.
 
2014-02-28 12:41:25 AM

umad: genner: I defended the guy who didn't want to make a gay wedding cake but you know what, I'm just going to walk away from this one.

I didn't know that cakes had a preference. Hell, I didn't know that there were male and female cakes until today. So how do you sex a cake?


It's a lot like sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes but with frosting
 
2014-02-28 01:22:48 AM
In prison they just call it "survival sex"
 
2014-02-28 01:25:50 AM

gadian: Wake me up before you go go....god dammit. I hate you guys.


You put the boom-boom into my heart.
 
2014-02-28 01:45:50 AM

zimbomba63: Paris1127: xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.

[authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).

I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".


It occurs to me that there are probably people in thread who don't know what a traveler's check is, or why a traveler would need one.  I feel old.
 
2014-02-28 01:57:33 AM

Paris1127: [authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, having a nose shaped like a penis,and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).


FTFY
 
2014-02-28 02:14:07 AM

zimbomba63: I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".

Good old, Potato Nose.

/ Don't look at me like that, I've got a big one, too.
// Nose, that is.


I meant to ask you if your nose was big like a pickle.
 
2014-02-28 02:38:37 AM

Wendy's Chili: The real victims here are not the gays. The real victims are cowardly racists like KidKorporate who wish they had the stones to openly admit how they feel about those who are different. They go to work every day and keep their welfare screeds to themselves, they're careful not to tell fried chicken jokes in front of Tamika from accounting, and they suppress the urge to yell the n-word whenever someone mentions the President. Why does this Dr. James David Manning guy get to be so open with his hate?

It's just not fair.


this makes me sad ... I love my family and my co-workers but I don't really know how to deal with their hatred
 
2014-02-28 04:04:38 AM
So basically just a slightly reworded version of

White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey?
 
2014-02-28 06:06:31 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 08:14:46 AM

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


That's generally not the definition of racism most people outside of academia uses. Most people simple understand racism to be bigotry based on race- there is certainly enough bigotry in the world that we should give this particular flavor of it its own name to keep it straight.

Granted white racism functions differently than black racism in the US, but black racism in Africa doesn't function in the same manner as either.
 
2014-02-28 10:02:34 AM
Serious Post on Serious Thread:". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


Nope. NopenopenopeNOPE. Something about that is seriously nails-on-chalkboard turnoff.
I'm ok with giving, but moderate TMJ means if they don't get off quick, I'm going to have stop in a few minutes for a very painful and unsexy jaw crack and there's no hope of continuing long enough to get the job done after that.
 
2014-02-28 12:53:26 PM

Syrrh: Serious Post on Serious Thread:". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

Nope. NopenopenopeNOPE. Something about that is seriously nails-on-chalkboard turnoff.
I'm ok with giving, but moderate TMJ means if they don't get off quick, I'm going to have stop in a few minutes for a very painful and unsexy jaw crack and there's no hope of continuing long enough to get the job done after that.


Hey. Like all else in this arena, it's fluid and YMMV. I'm just saying the occasional light touch of a tooth can add a little something, a brief gasp of the unexpected or unintended.

CSB. As a teen getting a BJ from a second GF entailed her jamming it so far back in her mouth I'd get slight molar shaped bruises on the head. I was so happy to be getting any action, and the relationship was brief enough, I never said anything. Shortly after breaking up she started dating a sorta friend of mine. About a week in I made a ref to 'weird bruising'. Apparently he nutted up and told her what I couldn't. Ie your doing it wrong.

So yeah, not good in every circumstance, but a slight touch can add a little something.

/sorry bout yr tmj, always thought chicks made that shiat up to get out of BJ duty
 
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