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2014-02-27 03:33:35 PM  
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...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?
 
2014-02-27 03:34:12 PM  

WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Were you the bottom or the top?


We were both versatile.  Why?
 
2014-02-27 03:34:33 PM  
I would say the raging misunderstanding of how being gay works is wildly offensive, but the belief that demons exist explains the rest.
 
2014-02-27 03:34:56 PM  

Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?


...wrong thread.
 
2014-02-27 03:35:45 PM  
spells it woman for plural, clicks  link, yep right again.
 
2014-02-27 03:38:30 PM  
Ah, our sophisticated, tolerant superiors from New York.
 
2014-02-27 03:38:44 PM  

Sgt Otter: Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?

...wrong thread.


You had me scratching my head over how that reference fit in. Glad you came to let us know, I was starting to get a headache.
 
2014-02-27 03:39:21 PM  
So now we're up to "Jack-booted Jungle Fever Homo Demon Thugs".  Can it get any sillier.
 
2014-02-27 03:39:49 PM  

xanadian: kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."

Snickers satisfies you...


Theeeeeeeere's a hunger inside you getting stronger everyyyyyyday. (for da poo poo that is)
 
2014-02-27 03:40:08 PM  

Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?



You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?
 
2014-02-27 03:41:12 PM  

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.


Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.
 
2014-02-27 03:42:55 PM  
So the black man's kryptonite isn't this?

www.propmasters.net

It's actually this?

www.hdwpapers.com
 
2014-02-27 03:43:07 PM  
Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?
 
2014-02-27 03:44:06 PM  

willfullyobscure: A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


I would.  I just wouldn't call it oppression.  Racism is judging individuals on their race.  Trying to extrapolate that to always being a social justice problem is what people go "not racist but".
 
2014-02-27 03:45:25 PM  

CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?


Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.
 
2014-02-27 03:46:03 PM  
Sounds like he just heard about Hugh Grants unfortunate date.
 
2014-02-27 03:46:21 PM  

Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.


However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?
 
2014-02-27 03:46:27 PM  
Tangent...

if you're a straight guy worried about being in a group shower with a gay guy...as a scared straight guy that must mean you're checking out all the other guys for "activity" or if you know or suspect the gay guy...either way you're still checking him out. Right? I do my best thinking in the shower!
 
2014-02-27 03:48:05 PM  
Wait, this guys name is MANNING, right?

Related to Chelsea aka Bradley?
 
2014-02-27 03:49:26 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express

BLACK card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.


FTFY
 
Ant [TotalFark]
2014-02-27 03:53:38 PM  

willfullyobscure: Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do.


So it's just semantics? I always thought racism and race-based bigotry were the same thing.
 
2014-02-27 03:57:36 PM  

WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?


Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?
 
2014-02-27 03:58:12 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


Funny'd
 
2014-02-27 03:58:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?


Hells YEAH! I'll even kiss her where it counts! Unlike SOME others....
 
2014-02-27 04:01:46 PM  

Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


sharing is caring
 
2014-02-27 04:02:03 PM  

umad: DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.

Funny'd


smart'd
 
2014-02-27 04:04:57 PM  
He's usually got money -- a white homo usually has an American Express card. He usually has an opportunity at the theater -- homos love the theater.

Someone just take this man to the theater already. How much does he have to spell it out for you.
 
2014-02-27 04:05:19 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?


So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:23 PM  

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]

Homo Demons?

/Not posting the uncensored version of this album cover.


and understandably so.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:27 PM  

Ant: willfullyobscure: Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do.

So it's just semantics? I always thought racism and race-based bigotry were the same thing.


It comes down to how you are thinking about racism, either an individual action or belief in racial superiority that an individual acts on, or if you are thinking about the groups, institutions and cultural systems that we all live in and have a profound effect on whether we acknowledge or not. But it is a serious arguement and many people hold to it in the appropriate context.
one more example- a black guy calling a white person a cracker is menaingless. it symbolizes nothing, invects against nothing, and only makes the black guy feel better. Contrast with the N-word, which was written, broadcast, used by institutions for the express purposes of systematic degradation and abuse, on purpose. That's much more racist.


Now turn it around- is a black judge that unfairly sentences whites because of prejudice being racist? Yes, he is being racist, because he possesses actual power to harm the white defendants he judges.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:34 PM  

tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.

I think I'll start using Discover instead, just in case.


People usually don't use Discover, so you may just be a randomly created human-like entity in The Matrix.
 
2014-02-27 04:09:02 PM  

Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?


24.media.tumblr.com

I now have a sticky keyboard, and not for obvious reasons.
 
2014-02-27 04:10:34 PM  
That is a man who spends a lot of time fantasizing about a white dude taking him out to a nice dinner and a show.
 
2014-02-27 04:11:01 PM  

zimbomba63: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.


Most couples look this way.  You're just paying extra attention to the ones where only the dude is black.
 
2014-02-27 04:11:20 PM  

fireclown: umad: DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.

Funny'd

smart'd



Speaking of gay.


/Start a club
 
2014-02-27 04:11:46 PM  
I always like that banning gay marriage was the only thing stopping members of that church from farking men.
 
2014-02-27 04:12:28 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 04:12:43 PM  
I really didn't know that gays had their own American Express card. Is it called Homo Express or just American Express Gay? Do you get cash back for purchases that involve stealing black men?
 
2014-02-27 04:16:53 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I really didn't know that gays had their own American Express card. Is it called Homo Express or just American Express Gay? Do you get cash back for purchases that involve stealing black men?


They have their own beer.


i116.photobucket.com


If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.

 
2014-02-27 04:23:12 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


Actually, that would be the white women taking all of the "Good Black Men" from black women. It's reason #1 OJ was found not guilty.
 
2014-02-27 04:25:17 PM  

Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?


Dang!


/ Damn you Jesus why did you have to make me straight!
 
2014-02-27 04:26:20 PM  

tlars699: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Actually, that would be the white women taking all of the "Good Black Men" from black women. It's reason #1 OJ was found not guilty.


Those women were out of my league anyway.
 
2014-02-27 04:26:45 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.


I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...
 
2014-02-27 04:28:23 PM  

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


No. Words have meanings. I was first exposed to this racism=prejudice+power nonsense in the early 90's, and it's no less stupid now than it was then. You can't redefine words and have anyone outside the echo chamber take you seriously.
 
2014-02-27 04:35:20 PM  

tlars699: insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.

I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...


Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.
 
2014-02-27 04:35:20 PM  

CleanAndPure: Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?

Dang!


/ Damn you Jesus why did you have to make me straight!


It's a phase.  You'll come back around.
 
2014-02-27 04:37:05 PM  

redhook: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot fatwhite women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

FTFY.



www.g4tinkmagazine.org
 
2014-02-27 04:37:20 PM  

Torchsong: Praise the lord for Homo Demons. Because the other day I told my wife I wanted to get some new shirts because some of mine were getting ratty. Unfortunately what I said was "I need to get some new tops."  She looked at me for a minute and asked me what I just said and I realized I'd called shirts "tops".

Fortunately, I was able to fall to the floor, writhe around a bit and wail that the Homo Demons had got me. She let it slide...this time.


"Hon, my tops are all worn out. And the holes in my bottoms are getting too big. Gonna have to go to Wal-mart and pick up some new ones."
 
2014-02-27 04:38:47 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?


No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.
 
2014-02-27 04:40:39 PM  

Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?


Who?  Mr. Krabs?
 
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