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(Huffington Post)   "Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white homo may take your man." Thanks, um, Obama?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 248
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2014-02-27 02:56:43 PM  

Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.


Insane? Even the NAACP is anti-Obama.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/28/naacp-president-blac k- people-worse-under-obama/
 
2014-02-27 02:57:10 PM  
Something else for the black wimmins to drive the man out of the house with their nagging over.

Gurl, if he was gay to start with, he never was your man. You were his beard.

Wonder how many bis/latents could be over driven to the gay side, by their women/beards screaming at them, that they must be homos, cos pastor said, etc., etc.
 
2014-02-27 02:57:11 PM  

iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!


He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.
 
2014-02-27 02:57:25 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.
 
2014-02-27 02:58:06 PM  

Torchsong: Praise the lord for Homo Demons. Because the other day I told my wife I wanted to get some new shirts because some of mine were getting ratty. Unfortunately what I said was "I need to get some new tops."  She looked at me for a minute and asked me what I just said and I realized I'd called shirts "tops".

Fortunately, I was able to fall to the floor, writhe around a bit and wail that the Homo Demons had got me. She let it slide...this time inside.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 02:59:14 PM  

Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.


This dude has been on Fark before.  He's an unabashed black supremacist, who has called for a violent uprising to throw every non-black face out of Harlem. "ATLAH" is some weird acronym that spells out something about how Harlem is the holy land for black Americans, and only black Americans.

He hates Obama because he flies into a rage when he sees people calling "the half-cracker mongrel son of some white whore with jungle fever" the "first black President."
 
2014-02-27 03:00:36 PM  

Sgt Otter: Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.

This dude has been on Fark before.  He's an unabashed black supremacist, who has called for a violent uprising to throw every non-black face out of Harlem. "ATLAH" is some weird acronym that spells out something about how Harlem is the holy land for black Americans, and only black Americans.

He hates Obama because he flies into a rage when he sees people calling "the half-cracker mongrel son of some white whore with jungle fever" the "first black President."


WOW
/backs away from crazy racist preacher
 
2014-02-27 03:03:06 PM  
So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?
 
2014-02-27 03:03:27 PM  
Home is where you make it.
You like ta see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.
No no no no. Home is where you MAKE it. Home, where you make it.
Oh.
Ev'body know dat. Goddamn, boy.
 
2014-02-27 03:03:48 PM  

Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"



No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.
 
2014-02-27 03:04:51 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

/yes it's a real book
 
2014-02-27 03:06:05 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.


THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
 
2014-02-27 03:06:30 PM  
On one hand, I'm disgusted by his vile, bigoted and inflammatory remarks.

On the other hand, I'm impressed that someone with an obvious mental illness can still hold down a job.
 
2014-02-27 03:07:32 PM  
That's probably where this lady goes to church:

http://diaryofanegress.com/

I can't decide if this is really well-done satire or not.
 
2014-02-27 03:08:17 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.


I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-27 03:08:29 PM  

Circusdog320: Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red, brown, yellow
Black and white
They are precious in His sight.
Jesus loves the little children
Of the world.


♫Everything is beautiful, in its own wayyyy...whether you're a skanky ho, or a oil-covered down-low gayyyy♫

/Apologies to Ray Stevens
 
2014-02-27 03:09:26 PM  
 Let's play chess.....
 
2014-02-27 03:10:32 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."


Snickers satisfies you...
 
2014-02-27 03:10:55 PM  
Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputer's world?
 
2014-02-27 03:11:34 PM  
"Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white red headed homo may take your man."

FTFY, Pastor

(Most of the down low bros I know seem to have a taste for ginger.)
 
2014-02-27 03:13:39 PM  

zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT


I'm a straight white guy with an American Express card who enjoys the theater. Imagine how confused I am now.
 
2014-02-27 03:14:03 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


I see it this way:  it's all about rooting for your team, and razzing the other team(s).  Democrat to Republican. Fundies to gays.  Yankees to Red Sox.  People are crazy like that.

/especially why *anyone* would root for either the Yankees OR the Sox.
//go Rays!
 
2014-02-27 03:14:30 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.



Do you mean hot white women like this?
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2014-02-27 03:15:18 PM  
So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?
 
2014-02-27 03:15:37 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Blame straight couples, they have all the gay children.


The gay gene, tho
 
2014-02-27 03:16:05 PM  

zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT


American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.
 
2014-02-27 03:16:19 PM  

puckrock2000: Because once you go white homo, you don't go back no mo'.

/or something


I read this to the tune of the chorus for "Wake me up," by Wham.

Works well!
 
Ant
2014-02-27 03:16:28 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.


Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.
 
Ant
2014-02-27 03:18:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


I agree with you. I was speaking of people like this particular guy.
 
2014-02-27 03:18:46 PM  
Fun fact: if a dude "steals" your man, he did you a favor!

/same if a woman "steals" your man
//or if anyone "steals" your woman
 
2014-02-27 03:19:37 PM  

xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.


Well done!

gifatron.com
 
2014-02-27 03:19:45 PM  
Ant:  Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

It's not racist if balls don't touch.
 
2014-02-27 03:20:19 PM  

rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.


Something something willing to co-sign a car loan.
 
2014-02-27 03:20:31 PM  
I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:06 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Something something cushion something something pushin'.

Something something willing to co-sign a car loan.


I bow to your superior humor.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:24 PM  

LeroyBourne: The white homo likes to go out and party, the white homo has money, the white home likes the theater"


You forgot about the American Express Card.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:38 PM  
When minorities attack!
 
2014-02-27 03:22:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?


Chase after your LaFawnduh, buddy!
 
2014-02-27 03:22:44 PM  

Salmon: puckrock2000: Because once you go white homo, you don't go back no mo'.

/or something

I read this to the tune of the chorus for "Wake me up," by Wham.

Works well!


shiatterbug!
 
2014-02-27 03:23:25 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

images.sodahead.com

Ever notice that there are never any BLACK homo demons? Sort of puts the saying "the greatest trick the devil ever played is to convince the world that he doesn't exist" into perspective, doesn't it?
 
2014-02-27 03:23:36 PM  
The real victims here are not the gays. The real victims are cowardly racists like KidKorporate who wish they had the stones to openly admit how they feel about those who are different. They go to work every day and keep their welfare screeds to themselves, they're careful not to tell fried chicken jokes in front of Tamika from accounting, and they suppress the urge to yell the n-word whenever someone mentions the President. Why does this Dr. James David Manning guy get to be so open with his hate?

It's just not fair.
 
2014-02-27 03:23:54 PM  
Wake me up before you go go....god dammit. I hate you guys.
 
2014-02-27 03:27:04 PM  

Buttknuckle: I speak from experience. Black people are the most homophobic. Gays are the most racist. I don't know why....


Because we tend to put others below us on some imaginary totem pole?
/Dunno
 
2014-02-27 03:28:06 PM  

CleanAndPure: So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?


I wouldn't say I'm... FAT, more like a retired, middle aged Viking. I do portray Santa during the holidays. The brewery pays me to bar hop in the suit at our draft accounts.

its a lot of fun really.

but, from my observations, middle aged black women love me for some reason. I don't mind flirting back either
 
2014-02-27 03:28:30 PM  

Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Ahh... so you're one of those white devils that convert straight black men to homoism with your vile American Express gay conversion card. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for converting that poor straight black man.
 
2014-02-27 03:30:30 PM  

Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.



Were you the bottom or the top?
 
2014-02-27 03:31:37 PM  
Any of you homo demons touch any of my stuff....
 
2014-02-27 03:32:23 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: CleanAndPure: So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?

I wouldn't say I'm... FAT, more like a retired, middle aged Viking. I do portray Santa during the holidays. The brewery pays me to bar hop in the suit at our draft accounts.

its a lot of fun really.

but, from my observations, middle aged black women love me for some reason. I don't mind flirting back either


I wouldnt mind either. I like women of all races...

... never had much luck with black women though in my single days. White, Asian, Hispanic yes... but black women almost always turned me down


/ not fat... or skinny.
 
2014-02-27 03:32:39 PM  
And, it's listed as being as bad as Westboro except unlike Westboro, they don't protest military funerals.
 
2014-02-27 03:32:52 PM  
BLACK MEN!  BLACK WOMEN!

THE DEMOCRAT IS USING THE HOMO AS MUSCLE AGAINST YOU
!
 
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