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(Huffington Post)   "Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white homo may take your man." Thanks, um, Obama?   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 248
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2014-02-27 02:35:30 PM  
Blame Whitey Obama.
 
2014-02-27 02:35:38 PM  
We're all God's children. Right, Pastor?
 
2014-02-27 02:35:38 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
Please with these developments.
 
2014-02-27 02:36:01 PM  
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife husband?

cdn3.sbnation.com
 
2014-02-27 02:36:09 PM  
Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.
 
2014-02-27 02:36:16 PM  
If god didn't want men to be gay then why did he give them butt holes?  Amiright?
 
2014-02-27 02:36:31 PM  
FTA: But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male.

www.troll.me
 
2014-02-27 02:37:15 PM  
img.fark.net

Where all da White Homos?
 
2014-02-27 02:37:30 PM  
I really didn't expect interracial MMF action when I joined Fark, yet here it is.
 
2014-02-27 02:37:58 PM  
It's not homo demon, it's homodemon.  It's Latin.
 
2014-02-27 02:38:26 PM  

tennyson: FTA: But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male.

[www.troll.me image 550x550]


Marquis de Sod: [img.fark.net image 728x409]

Where all da White Homos?


Gene Wilder trifecta in play.
 
2014-02-27 02:38:29 PM  

Marquis de Sod: [img.fark.net image 728x409]

Where all da White Homos?


2.bp.blogspot.com

No, Mongo straight.
 
2014-02-27 02:38:38 PM  
img.fark.net
                                                                        OBEY
 
Ant
2014-02-27 02:39:20 PM  
"We got our civil rights, fark you!"
 
2014-02-27 02:39:21 PM  
Wowza...hate induced via self loathing creates  batshiat insane levels of rhetoric.
 
2014-02-27 02:39:41 PM  
Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.
 
2014-02-27 02:39:49 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


Fixed for reality.
 
2014-02-27 02:40:04 PM  
Have we reached the point where the only people not talking about gay sex are gays?
 
2014-02-27 02:40:25 PM  
If a "white homo" is taking your man, let him go, because girl, he's gone.
 
2014-02-27 02:41:06 PM  

Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


Yep.  Apparently we've upgraded the "black people can't be racist" to "black people can't be bigots."

Watch them pull the race card on this...
 
2014-02-27 02:41:11 PM  

rudemix: Wowza...hate induced via self loathing creates  batshiat insane levels of rhetoric.


Or "take an outrageous stance to attract parishioners."
/Follow the money, sheeple
 
2014-02-27 02:42:27 PM  
Hey, if a homo wants to take my man, let him...so long as I can watch.  I don't know about you ladies, but I think msm is hot.
 
2014-02-27 02:43:22 PM  
So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.
 
2014-02-27 02:43:58 PM  

tennyson: FTA: But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male.


And this is exactly why God invented strap-on's.
 
2014-02-27 02:45:11 PM  
Today's GOP.
 
2014-02-27 02:45:12 PM  
"The white homo likes to go out and party, the white homo has money, the white home likes the theater"
That's worse than some anti-punk video from the late 70's I saw as a kid.  Your avg punk will be wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt, your avg punk will be carrying a broken bottle or chain.  Your avg punk will have rips in his jeans.
 
2014-02-27 02:45:28 PM  
The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!
 
2014-02-27 02:45:48 PM  
It almost sounds like he knows he's doing a parody, e.g., a woman can't compete with a gay man who goes to the thee-ay-ter?

So it's all the glitzy lights of broadway that are drawing straight black men into being gay? Even Michele Bachman would laugh at some of this stuff.

Now, I could imagine this pastor in particular is tempted to run off to broadway. He'd have a good one man show.
 
2014-02-27 02:46:05 PM  
In Harlem vernacular, shouldn't it read "Look out black womens"?
 
2014-02-27 02:46:09 PM  
Blame straight couples, they have all the gay children.
 
2014-02-27 02:48:04 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Blame straight couples, they have all the gay children.


That may well be the smartest comment here.
+1
 
2014-02-27 02:49:06 PM  
"A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.
 
2014-02-27 02:49:07 PM  
Gay, straight:  They all want blow jobs...
 
2014-02-27 02:49:13 PM  
Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red, brown, yellow
Black
and white
They are precious in His sight.
Jesus loves the little children
Of the world.
 
2014-02-27 02:49:49 PM  
A black man would rather be taken by a white homo than allow a white man to take his black woman.
 
2014-02-27 02:50:00 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot fatwhite women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


FTFY.
 
2014-02-27 02:50:23 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.


He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.
 
2014-02-27 02:50:26 PM  
Anything for a headline.
 
2014-02-27 02:50:58 PM  
Because once you go white homo, you don't go back no mo'.

/or something
 
2014-02-27 02:50:59 PM  

Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.


Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.
 
2014-02-27 02:52:14 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.


I think I'll start using Discover instead, just in case.
 
2014-02-27 02:52:19 PM  
He usually has an opportunity at the theater - homos love the theater.

You know what else is a theater?  The Apollo.
 
2014-02-27 02:53:20 PM  

Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.


Exactly. Just couldn't find a safe enough picture to post.
/Skinny black dudes, fat white women. They loooooooooooooooove dat ass2.
 
2014-02-27 02:53:57 PM  

bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.


Never understood it either, never really minded seeing as I love black women it works out fine for me.
 
2014-02-27 02:53:57 PM  
White Homo

www.anorak.co.uk
 
2014-02-27 02:54:10 PM  

bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.


Something something cushion something something pushin'.
 
2014-02-27 02:54:35 PM  
Oh, and, I see that Pastor Manning has hit upon a meme.  Pastors love memes...

http://memegenerator.net/biatches-Love
 
2014-02-27 02:55:29 PM  
This is devastating what Obama God is doing to the black man and the black woman, and how the white homo Christian is now moving into the black neighborhoods looking for black men that have been converted into homosexuality Christianity. But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male Christian. He's usually got money -- a white homo Christian usually has an American Express card. He usually has an opportunity at the theater church -- homos Christians love the theater church. They love to go out to dinners, parties, they love that kind of a thing... black people need to rise up in mass and recognize the utter destruction that Obama God is going in to destroy the black family with these homosexual Christian statements that he has done and release of demons.

Am I doing it right?  It works on some level.

/That last sentence is some awkward grammar
 
2014-02-27 02:55:53 PM  
Praise the lord for Homo Demons. Because the other day I told my wife I wanted to get some new shirts because some of mine were getting ratty. Unfortunately what I said was "I need to get some new tops."  She looked at me for a minute and asked me what I just said and I realized I'd called shirts "tops".

Fortunately, I was able to fall to the floor, writhe around a bit and wail that the Homo Demons had got me. She let it slide...this time.
 
2014-02-27 02:56:11 PM  
static.fjcdn.com

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."
 
2014-02-27 02:56:43 PM  

Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.


Insane? Even the NAACP is anti-Obama.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jan/28/naacp-president-blac k- people-worse-under-obama/
 
2014-02-27 02:57:10 PM  
Something else for the black wimmins to drive the man out of the house with their nagging over.

Gurl, if he was gay to start with, he never was your man. You were his beard.

Wonder how many bis/latents could be over driven to the gay side, by their women/beards screaming at them, that they must be homos, cos pastor said, etc., etc.
 
2014-02-27 02:57:11 PM  

iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!


He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.
 
2014-02-27 02:57:25 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.
 
2014-02-27 02:58:06 PM  

Torchsong: Praise the lord for Homo Demons. Because the other day I told my wife I wanted to get some new shirts because some of mine were getting ratty. Unfortunately what I said was "I need to get some new tops."  She looked at me for a minute and asked me what I just said and I realized I'd called shirts "tops".

Fortunately, I was able to fall to the floor, writhe around a bit and wail that the Homo Demons had got me. She let it slide...this time inside.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 02:59:14 PM  

Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.


This dude has been on Fark before.  He's an unabashed black supremacist, who has called for a violent uprising to throw every non-black face out of Harlem. "ATLAH" is some weird acronym that spells out something about how Harlem is the holy land for black Americans, and only black Americans.

He hates Obama because he flies into a rage when he sees people calling "the half-cracker mongrel son of some white whore with jungle fever" the "first black President."
 
2014-02-27 03:00:36 PM  

Sgt Otter: Robert1966: So THAT is how insane a black man has to be to be anti-Obama.

This dude has been on Fark before.  He's an unabashed black supremacist, who has called for a violent uprising to throw every non-black face out of Harlem. "ATLAH" is some weird acronym that spells out something about how Harlem is the holy land for black Americans, and only black Americans.

He hates Obama because he flies into a rage when he sees people calling "the half-cracker mongrel son of some white whore with jungle fever" the "first black President."


WOW
/backs away from crazy racist preacher
 
2014-02-27 03:03:06 PM  
So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?
 
2014-02-27 03:03:27 PM  
Home is where you make it.
You like ta see homos naked, that's cool man, whatever.
No no no no. Home is where you MAKE it. Home, where you make it.
Oh.
Ev'body know dat. Goddamn, boy.
 
2014-02-27 03:03:48 PM  

Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"



No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.
 
2014-02-27 03:04:51 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

/yes it's a real book
 
2014-02-27 03:06:05 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.


THAT'S NOT TRUE! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!
 
2014-02-27 03:06:30 PM  
On one hand, I'm disgusted by his vile, bigoted and inflammatory remarks.

On the other hand, I'm impressed that someone with an obvious mental illness can still hold down a job.
 
2014-02-27 03:07:32 PM  
That's probably where this lady goes to church:

http://diaryofanegress.com/

I can't decide if this is really well-done satire or not.
 
2014-02-27 03:08:17 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.


I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-27 03:08:29 PM  

Circusdog320: Jesus loves the little children
All the children of the world
Red, brown, yellow
Black and white
They are precious in His sight.
Jesus loves the little children
Of the world.


♫Everything is beautiful, in its own wayyyy...whether you're a skanky ho, or a oil-covered down-low gayyyy♫

/Apologies to Ray Stevens
 
2014-02-27 03:09:26 PM  
 Let's play chess.....
 
2014-02-27 03:10:32 PM  

kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."


Snickers satisfies you...
 
2014-02-27 03:10:55 PM  
Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputer's world?
 
2014-02-27 03:11:34 PM  
"Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white red headed homo may take your man."

FTFY, Pastor

(Most of the down low bros I know seem to have a taste for ginger.)
 
2014-02-27 03:13:39 PM  

zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT


I'm a straight white guy with an American Express card who enjoys the theater. Imagine how confused I am now.
 
2014-02-27 03:14:03 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


I see it this way:  it's all about rooting for your team, and razzing the other team(s).  Democrat to Republican. Fundies to gays.  Yankees to Red Sox.  People are crazy like that.

/especially why *anyone* would root for either the Yankees OR the Sox.
//go Rays!
 
2014-02-27 03:14:30 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.



Do you mean hot white women like this?
forums.pelicanparts.com
 
2014-02-27 03:15:18 PM  
So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?
 
2014-02-27 03:15:37 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Blame straight couples, they have all the gay children.


The gay gene, tho
 
2014-02-27 03:16:05 PM  

zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT


American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.
 
2014-02-27 03:16:19 PM  

puckrock2000: Because once you go white homo, you don't go back no mo'.

/or something


I read this to the tune of the chorus for "Wake me up," by Wham.

Works well!
 
Ant
2014-02-27 03:16:28 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.


Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.
 
Ant
2014-02-27 03:18:04 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


I agree with you. I was speaking of people like this particular guy.
 
2014-02-27 03:18:46 PM  
Fun fact: if a dude "steals" your man, he did you a favor!

/same if a woman "steals" your man
//or if anyone "steals" your woman
 
2014-02-27 03:19:37 PM  

xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.


Well done!

gifatron.com
 
2014-02-27 03:19:45 PM  
Ant:  Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

It's not racist if balls don't touch.
 
2014-02-27 03:20:19 PM  

rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.


Something something willing to co-sign a car loan.
 
2014-02-27 03:20:31 PM  
I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:06 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Something something cushion something something pushin'.

Something something willing to co-sign a car loan.


I bow to your superior humor.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:24 PM  

LeroyBourne: The white homo likes to go out and party, the white homo has money, the white home likes the theater"


You forgot about the American Express Card.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:38 PM  
When minorities attack!
 
2014-02-27 03:22:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?


Chase after your LaFawnduh, buddy!
 
2014-02-27 03:22:44 PM  

Salmon: puckrock2000: Because once you go white homo, you don't go back no mo'.

/or something

I read this to the tune of the chorus for "Wake me up," by Wham.

Works well!


shiatterbug!
 
2014-02-27 03:23:25 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

images.sodahead.com

Ever notice that there are never any BLACK homo demons? Sort of puts the saying "the greatest trick the devil ever played is to convince the world that he doesn't exist" into perspective, doesn't it?
 
2014-02-27 03:23:36 PM  
The real victims here are not the gays. The real victims are cowardly racists like KidKorporate who wish they had the stones to openly admit how they feel about those who are different. They go to work every day and keep their welfare screeds to themselves, they're careful not to tell fried chicken jokes in front of Tamika from accounting, and they suppress the urge to yell the n-word whenever someone mentions the President. Why does this Dr. James David Manning guy get to be so open with his hate?

It's just not fair.
 
2014-02-27 03:23:54 PM  
Wake me up before you go go....god dammit. I hate you guys.
 
2014-02-27 03:27:04 PM  

Buttknuckle: I speak from experience. Black people are the most homophobic. Gays are the most racist. I don't know why....


Because we tend to put others below us on some imaginary totem pole?
/Dunno
 
2014-02-27 03:28:06 PM  

CleanAndPure: So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?


I wouldn't say I'm... FAT, more like a retired, middle aged Viking. I do portray Santa during the holidays. The brewery pays me to bar hop in the suit at our draft accounts.

its a lot of fun really.

but, from my observations, middle aged black women love me for some reason. I don't mind flirting back either
 
2014-02-27 03:28:30 PM  

Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Ahh... so you're one of those white devils that convert straight black men to homoism with your vile American Express gay conversion card. You ought to be ashamed of yourself for converting that poor straight black man.
 
2014-02-27 03:30:30 PM  

Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.



Were you the bottom or the top?
 
2014-02-27 03:31:37 PM  
Any of you homo demons touch any of my stuff....
 
2014-02-27 03:32:23 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: CleanAndPure: So black men are only being converted to homoism from white men?

What about Asian and Hispanic men... are they not also luring black men into homoism?

/ are black women attracted to fat white men? Santa gets it on in Harlem?

I wouldn't say I'm... FAT, more like a retired, middle aged Viking. I do portray Santa during the holidays. The brewery pays me to bar hop in the suit at our draft accounts.

its a lot of fun really.

but, from my observations, middle aged black women love me for some reason. I don't mind flirting back either


I wouldnt mind either. I like women of all races...

... never had much luck with black women though in my single days. White, Asian, Hispanic yes... but black women almost always turned me down


/ not fat... or skinny.
 
2014-02-27 03:32:39 PM  
And, it's listed as being as bad as Westboro except unlike Westboro, they don't protest military funerals.
 
2014-02-27 03:32:52 PM  
BLACK MEN!  BLACK WOMEN!

THE DEMOCRAT IS USING THE HOMO AS MUSCLE AGAINST YOU
!
 
2014-02-27 03:33:03 PM  
If you're not gay: you're not gay.

If you're really really really not gay, but those gays are coming to get you: you're gay.
 
2014-02-27 03:33:30 PM  
www.latimes.com

What a black man converted by the white homo devils may look like.
 
2014-02-27 03:33:35 PM  
images4.static-bluray.com

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?
 
2014-02-27 03:34:12 PM  

WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Were you the bottom or the top?


We were both versatile.  Why?
 
2014-02-27 03:34:33 PM  
I would say the raging misunderstanding of how being gay works is wildly offensive, but the belief that demons exist explains the rest.
 
2014-02-27 03:34:56 PM  

Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?


...wrong thread.
 
2014-02-27 03:35:45 PM  
spells it woman for plural, clicks  link, yep right again.
 
2014-02-27 03:38:30 PM  
Ah, our sophisticated, tolerant superiors from New York.
 
2014-02-27 03:38:44 PM  

Sgt Otter: Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?

...wrong thread.


You had me scratching my head over how that reference fit in. Glad you came to let us know, I was starting to get a headache.
 
2014-02-27 03:39:21 PM  
So now we're up to "Jack-booted Jungle Fever Homo Demon Thugs".  Can it get any sillier.
 
2014-02-27 03:39:49 PM  

xanadian: kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."

Snickers satisfies you...


Theeeeeeeere's a hunger inside you getting stronger everyyyyyyday. (for da poo poo that is)
 
2014-02-27 03:40:08 PM  

Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?



You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?
 
2014-02-27 03:41:12 PM  

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.


Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.
 
2014-02-27 03:42:55 PM  
So the black man's kryptonite isn't this?

www.propmasters.net

It's actually this?

www.hdwpapers.com
 
2014-02-27 03:43:07 PM  
Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?
 
2014-02-27 03:44:06 PM  

willfullyobscure: A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


I would.  I just wouldn't call it oppression.  Racism is judging individuals on their race.  Trying to extrapolate that to always being a social justice problem is what people go "not racist but".
 
2014-02-27 03:45:25 PM  

CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?


Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.
 
2014-02-27 03:46:03 PM  
Sounds like he just heard about Hugh Grants unfortunate date.
 
2014-02-27 03:46:21 PM  

Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.


However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?
 
2014-02-27 03:46:27 PM  
Tangent...

if you're a straight guy worried about being in a group shower with a gay guy...as a scared straight guy that must mean you're checking out all the other guys for "activity" or if you know or suspect the gay guy...either way you're still checking him out. Right? I do my best thinking in the shower!
 
2014-02-27 03:48:05 PM  
Wait, this guys name is MANNING, right?

Related to Chelsea aka Bradley?
 
2014-02-27 03:49:26 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express

BLACK card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.


FTFY
 
Ant
2014-02-27 03:53:38 PM  

willfullyobscure: Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do.


So it's just semantics? I always thought racism and race-based bigotry were the same thing.
 
2014-02-27 03:57:36 PM  

WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?


Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?
 
2014-02-27 03:58:12 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.


Funny'd
 
2014-02-27 03:58:25 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: So, between the white wimmin and now white men taking all the black men, does that mean my pale ass has his pick of the fine nubian sisters?


Hells YEAH! I'll even kiss her where it counts! Unlike SOME others....
 
2014-02-27 04:01:46 PM  

Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


sharing is caring
 
2014-02-27 04:02:03 PM  

umad: DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.

Funny'd


smart'd
 
2014-02-27 04:04:57 PM  
He's usually got money -- a white homo usually has an American Express card. He usually has an opportunity at the theater -- homos love the theater.

Someone just take this man to the theater already. How much does he have to spell it out for you.
 
2014-02-27 04:05:19 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?


So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:23 PM  

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: [upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]

Homo Demons?

/Not posting the uncensored version of this album cover.


and understandably so.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:27 PM  

Ant: willfullyobscure: Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do.

So it's just semantics? I always thought racism and race-based bigotry were the same thing.


It comes down to how you are thinking about racism, either an individual action or belief in racial superiority that an individual acts on, or if you are thinking about the groups, institutions and cultural systems that we all live in and have a profound effect on whether we acknowledge or not. But it is a serious arguement and many people hold to it in the appropriate context.
one more example- a black guy calling a white person a cracker is menaingless. it symbolizes nothing, invects against nothing, and only makes the black guy feel better. Contrast with the N-word, which was written, broadcast, used by institutions for the express purposes of systematic degradation and abuse, on purpose. That's much more racist.


Now turn it around- is a black judge that unfairly sentences whites because of prejudice being racist? Yes, he is being racist, because he possesses actual power to harm the white defendants he judges.
 
2014-02-27 04:08:34 PM  

tricycleracer: Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.

I think I'll start using Discover instead, just in case.


People usually don't use Discover, so you may just be a randomly created human-like entity in The Matrix.
 
2014-02-27 04:09:02 PM  

Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?


24.media.tumblr.com

I now have a sticky keyboard, and not for obvious reasons.
 
2014-02-27 04:10:34 PM  
That is a man who spends a lot of time fantasizing about a white dude taking him out to a nice dinner and a show.
 
2014-02-27 04:11:01 PM  

zimbomba63: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.


Most couples look this way.  You're just paying extra attention to the ones where only the dude is black.
 
2014-02-27 04:11:20 PM  

fireclown: umad: DROxINxTHExWIND: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"


No one who is intelligent thinks that all people who look the same think the same. No one with any sense believes that black people can't be bigotted towards another group.

Funny'd

smart'd



Speaking of gay.


/Start a club
 
2014-02-27 04:11:46 PM  
I always like that banning gay marriage was the only thing stopping members of that church from farking men.
 
2014-02-27 04:12:28 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 04:12:43 PM  
I really didn't know that gays had their own American Express card. Is it called Homo Express or just American Express Gay? Do you get cash back for purchases that involve stealing black men?
 
2014-02-27 04:16:53 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I really didn't know that gays had their own American Express card. Is it called Homo Express or just American Express Gay? Do you get cash back for purchases that involve stealing black men?


They have their own beer.


i116.photobucket.com


If you've got a big thirst, and you're gay, reach for a cold, tall bottle of Schmitt's Gay.

 
2014-02-27 04:23:12 PM  

Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.


Actually, that would be the white women taking all of the "Good Black Men" from black women. It's reason #1 OJ was found not guilty.
 
2014-02-27 04:25:17 PM  

Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?


Dang!


/ Damn you Jesus why did you have to make me straight!
 
2014-02-27 04:26:20 PM  

tlars699: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Actually, that would be the white women taking all of the "Good Black Men" from black women. It's reason #1 OJ was found not guilty.


Those women were out of my league anyway.
 
2014-02-27 04:26:45 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.


I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...
 
2014-02-27 04:28:23 PM  

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


No. Words have meanings. I was first exposed to this racism=prejudice+power nonsense in the early 90's, and it's no less stupid now than it was then. You can't redefine words and have anyone outside the echo chamber take you seriously.
 
2014-02-27 04:35:20 PM  

tlars699: insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.

I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...


Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.
 
2014-02-27 04:35:20 PM  

CleanAndPure: Buttknuckle: Buttknuckle: CleanAndPure: Do gay couples ever fight about who gets to be top or bottom?

"You were top last night! Its my turn!"

Is one position usually desired by both?

Nope, usually one likes one and the other likes the other.  If that isn't the case, you make sacrifices once in a while.

However, EVERYONE likes to suck dick.  Amiright, guys?

Dang!


/ Damn you Jesus why did you have to make me straight!


It's a phase.  You'll come back around.
 
2014-02-27 04:37:05 PM  

redhook: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot fatwhite women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

FTFY.



www.g4tinkmagazine.org
 
2014-02-27 04:37:20 PM  

Torchsong: Praise the lord for Homo Demons. Because the other day I told my wife I wanted to get some new shirts because some of mine were getting ratty. Unfortunately what I said was "I need to get some new tops."  She looked at me for a minute and asked me what I just said and I realized I'd called shirts "tops".

Fortunately, I was able to fall to the floor, writhe around a bit and wail that the Homo Demons had got me. She let it slide...this time.


"Hon, my tops are all worn out. And the holes in my bottoms are getting too big. Gonna have to go to Wal-mart and pick up some new ones."
 
2014-02-27 04:38:47 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?


No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.
 
2014-02-27 04:40:39 PM  

Sgt Otter: [images4.static-bluray.com image 728x409]

...you do realize this guy was supposed to be an obnoxious asshole, right?


Who?  Mr. Krabs?
 
2014-02-27 04:42:41 PM  

tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.



Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.
 
2014-02-27 04:42:52 PM  

lockers: tlars699: insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.

I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...

Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.


Like I said, I'm sure he's right due to historical data that I know of, etc., but phrasing is key to everything.
 
2014-02-27 04:44:26 PM  

KidKorporate: Ant: "We got our civil rights, fark you!"

Yep.  Apparently we've upgraded the "black people can't be racist" to "black people can't be bigots."

Watch them pull the race card on this...


I don't know if anyone else has stepped up, but if not, I'm black, and fark this guy.

This is the kind of asshole you may actually want to go out of your way to piss off.
 
2014-02-27 04:45:02 PM  
Strange.

In theory religion is all about love.

In practice religion is all about hate.

I think you're doing it wrong.
 
2014-02-27 04:45:04 PM  

WeenerGord: tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.


Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.


LOL- if only this were true. But you're sweet. :)
 
2014-02-27 04:45:57 PM  

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.

So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


Yours is a different definition than Marrian-Websters:  "Any action, practice, or belief that reflects the racial worldview-the ideology that humans are divided into separate and exclusive biological entities called "races," that there is a causal link between inherited physical traits and traits of personality, intellect, morality, and other cultural behavioral features, and that some "races" are innately superior to others."

Using this definition, an Asian who thinks her race is superior to a Whites is a racist.  It's simply her belief that makes her a racest. There is no requirement here that she's part of the "dominant race" or that her race can "exercise agency." over other races.  Your expanded definition includes these two key features and causes confusion.

You can spout anything you like here, as many folks do, but a reputable source disagrees with your un-cited assertion.
 
2014-02-27 04:47:24 PM  
Son I am confus
 
2014-02-27 04:48:37 PM  
insertsnarkyusername:
I'm a straight white guy with an American Express card who enjoys the theater.

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-27 04:49:01 PM  
thesocietypages.org

Must have something to do with comparing gay activists to the civil rights movement.

/Or southern baptism.
 
2014-02-27 04:50:21 PM  

tlars699: WeenerGord: tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.


Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.

LOL- if only this were true. But you're sweet. :)


I think he meant women are always on top in every one of his relationships.  That happens.
 
2014-02-27 04:52:19 PM  

Hector Remarkable: I really didn't know that gays had their own American Express card. Is it called Homo Express or just American Express Gay? Do you get cash back for purchases that involve stealing black men?


It's rainbow colored and you get triple points on any purchase in Manhattan, West Hollywood, or San Francisco.  But it's invitation only, like the black card.

Wait... I just realized... "black amex card"  Hmmmmm?  Invite only?  Sounds suspicious.
 
2014-02-27 04:54:44 PM  

tlars699: lockers:

Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.

Like I said, I'm sure he's right due to historical data that I know of, etc., but phrasing is key to everything.


Unfortunately, that same bath house culture that was powered by the fierce push to remain closeted when AIDS blew up tainted the conversation. A culture that makes stable relationships difficult causes the very same behavior they stigmatize them with. I agree it is monumentally unfair to say it of gay people. It is not unfair to say that of closeted gay people who hide their sex.
 
2014-02-27 04:57:49 PM  
This pastor is so full of self-hatred.  His actions are malevolent, but I sincerely feel nothing but pity for him.
 
2014-02-27 04:58:14 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: Blame straight couples, they have all the gay children.


And just think, with the new advances in DNA screening, they may soon be able to terminate a pregnancy because of the gay gene.

/It's her body right? She can terminate if she wants to!
 
2014-02-27 04:58:15 PM  

tlars699: WeenerGord: tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.


Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.

LOL- if only this were true. But you're sweet. :)


One wife and 3 daughters. He's right.
 
2014-02-27 05:00:01 PM  

Rapmaster2000: tlars699: WeenerGord: tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.


Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.

LOL- if only this were true. But you're sweet. :)

I think he meant women are always on top in every one of his relationships.  That happens.



Don't assume that everyone is like you. Nttaww you being into femdom, and subjugating yourself to a dominatrix. Whatever blows your dress up, gurl.
 
2014-02-27 05:00:49 PM  

rkiller1: I really didn't expect interracial MMF action when I joined Fark, yet here it is.


Yup its the ole devils threesome, just dont make eye contact during it.
 
2014-02-27 05:02:39 PM  

tlars699: lockers: tlars699: insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.

I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...

Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.

Like I said, I'm sure he's right due to historical data that I know of, etc., but phrasing is key to everything.


Why should we shy away from the statistics? HIV still hits the gay population harder than any other, shouldn't we be pointing this out and taking it as evidence that there is still a lot of work to be done getting the rates lower through awareness and safe sex? Not to mention that closeted men who are on the down low generally have riskier sex than a gay man who is out and educated on how to protect himself.
 
2014-02-27 05:04:13 PM  
http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c89502501" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c8 9502501">ikanreed: DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.


More of an oddity that people who are "NOT GAY DAMMIT" seem to do an awful lot of thinking about gay sex.

/cool-TMI-bro: I've always preferred guys who enjoy both, Fair Trade is good. Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs.


super_grass: [thesocietypages.org image 850x567]

Must have something to do with comparing gay activists to the civil rights movement.

/Or southern baptism.


This. I have seen quite a few publicized examples of black people dismissing the gay rights movement as being nothing like their own civil rights movement. But I'd blame the extreme conservativeness of the Baptist church, plus a little media sensationalism exaggerating the scale of opposition.
 
2014-02-27 05:04:36 PM  

happydude45: tlars699: WeenerGord: tlars699: DROxINxTHExWIND: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: WeenerGord: Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.

Were you the bottom or the top?

We were both versatile.  Why?


You brought it up, I figured you wanted to share. Why did you guys break up?

Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

No, but I bet you a dollar and a doughnut he's asked women that question.


Don't have to. Women are always on top, in every relationship.

LOL- if only this were true. But you're sweet. :)

One wife and 3 daughters. He's right.



Women have a good deal. Just be cute and find a nice man with a job, and prepare a few sammiches, and get paid for, for life.

Kind of like a black man who can catch a good white homo devil with a credit card and theater connections.
 
2014-02-27 05:04:53 PM  

lockers: tlars699: lockers:

Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.

Like I said, I'm sure he's right due to historical data that I know of, etc., but phrasing is key to everything.

Unfortunately, that same bath house culture that was powered by the fierce push to remain closeted when AIDS blew up tainted the conversation. A culture that makes stable relationships difficult causes the very same behavior they stigmatize them with. I agree it is monumentally unfair to say it of gay people. It is not unfair to say that of closeted gay people who hide their sexual activity, and are irresponsible about it.


My soap box bit:
All Blood donation clinics have a stay on any donor who is a man that has sexual activity with a man(You are NOT allowed to donate), regardless of protection used during activity. All other parties do not have to disclose their sexual activity, regardless of protection used during activity.

Gee. FDA/Red Cross, you're prejudice is showing
 
2014-02-27 05:05:01 PM  
"Ohhhh RON PAUL whoop him whoop him whoop him. Whoop him with the COSTITUTION"

It's 5 minutes but the only sound bite you'll need is in the first minute. Hope phone copy/pasta works.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5dZt2 7YTSY&sns=em
 
2014-02-27 05:06:33 PM  
Anybody who spends as much time thinking about teh ghey has got to own at least one set leather chaps.with rainbow tassels.
 
2014-02-27 05:10:52 PM  

swingerofbirches: It almost sounds like he knows he's doing a parody, e.g., a woman can't compete with a gay man who goes to the thee-ay-ter?

So it's all the glitzy lights of broadway that are drawing straight black men into being gay? Even Michele Bachman would laugh at some of this stuff.

Now, I could imagine this pastor in particular is tempted to run off to broadway. He'd have a good one man show.


Before you know it, it'd be a two-man show.  If you know what I mean.  I mean they would be homosexing each other to beat the band.

But you've gotta admit it has its advantages; no child support issues, and no more humiliating appearances on "Maury".
 
2014-02-27 05:14:11 PM  

Buttknuckle: I may get blasted for this, but I speak from experience.  Black people are the most homophobic.  Gays are the most racist.  I don't know why....

/I am a gay white male and was in a relationship with a black guy for three years.


So, I take it you're both big fans of hate sex?
 
2014-02-27 05:18:45 PM  
Once you've had White Homo,
You'll love Tony Romo!

99.998er: Do you mean hot white women like this?


img.fark.net

[forums.pelicanparts.com image 400x292]

That's Ron Swanson!
 
2014-02-27 05:22:07 PM  
You know, when you put it that way, some of them white homos sound awfully attractive what with their american express cards and thater going and such.....
 
2014-02-27 05:22:09 PM  
Black culture is so weird now

Was way better when it was matriarchal
 
2014-02-27 05:25:18 PM  

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.


That's what happens--people differentiate between racism and prejudice, using the two words to highlight the power imbalance, and stupid people take that to mean that 'PC people think blacks can't be racist ha ha'. And then stupid people of color (not just blacks--I got into it with a Hispanic-descent and unknown-descent pair of friends on Tumblr because they apparently decided you cannot tell them their interpretation of Harry Potter is wrong because you're the real racist) also occasionally grab onto it.

I love stupid people.
 
2014-02-27 05:27:36 PM  

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 220x319]

/yes it's a real book


My old boss wrote a book for women on how they can find, get and keep a R.E.A.L man. I dunno what R.E.A.L stands for but part of the book he describes what REAL men are and a majority of them are characters from movies and TV.
 
2014-02-27 05:28:18 PM  

insertsnarkyusername: tlars699: lockers: tlars699: insertsnarkyusername: Well the fact that a lot of black men feel they can't come out of the closet is one of the reasons that the HIV infection rate for black heterosexual women is so high. Maybe the homo demons need to break up a few marriages and relationships.

I'm not going to argue the data here, as I'm sure you have the statisticals to back it up somewhere, but this phrasing makes it really sound like HIV/AIDS is the Gay Disease; I thought we were past this!


FIFE: HIV/AIDS is the unprotected sex disease, and you should petition the FDA to change their anti-homo stance to anti-idiot/irresponsibly promiscuous stance...

Closeted homosexual married men that are secretly having sex aren't the most clear thinking of folk. It isn't a gay disease so much as that unprotected sex was part of the bath house scene back in the eighties. More than a few women died from aids due to that.

Like I said, I'm sure he's right due to historical data that I know of, etc., but phrasing is key to everything.

Why should we shy away from the statistics? HIV still hits the gay population harder than any other, shouldn't we be pointing this out and taking it as evidence that there is still a lot of work to be done getting the rates lower through awareness and safe sex? Not to mention that closeted men who are on the down low generally have riskier sex than a gay man who is out and educated on how to protect himself.

 Sorry, I need a citation for this factoid.

I'm not saying we should shy away from data, and yes- EDUCATE EVERYONE. YOU are at RISK with each new partner/episode of unprotected sex.

But it's not just closeted gay men who pose a risk- It is Everyone who is irresponsible about their sexual activity. And it's not just themselves at risk, but anyone they have close contact with. And by close I mean having a possibility to exchange bodily fluids with- including your coworkers trying to save you from grievous bodily injury from killing you, etc.
 
2014-02-27 05:28:36 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2014-02-27 05:36:29 PM  

tlars699: Not to mention that closeted men who are on the down low generally have riskier sex than a gay man who is out and educated on how to protect himself.

 Sorry, I need a citation for this factoid.



A married guy on the down low can't keep a pack of condoms around if he doesn't use them with his wife. She might keep a count of how many are left, even if he does. If a few are missing that he didn't use with her, heads are gonna roll. If he hides them, she will find them. Women know what's going on. She sees you looking at that guys ass, don't think she doesn't know.
 
2014-02-27 05:39:25 PM  

Syrrh: http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c89502501" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c8 9502501">ikanreed: DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.

More of an oddity that people who are "NOT GAY DAMMIT" seem to do an awful lot of thinking about gay sex.

/cool-TMI-bro: I've always preferred guys who enjoy both, Fair Trade is good. Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs.


super_grass: [thesocietypages.org image 850x567]

Must have something to do with comparing gay activists to the civil rights movement.

/Or southern baptism.

This. I have seen quite a few publicized examples of black people dismissing the gay rights movement as being nothing like their own civil rights movement. But I'd blame the extreme conservativeness of the Baptist church, plus a little media sensationalism exaggerating the scale of opposition.


". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.
 
2014-02-27 05:43:35 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It's not homo demon, it's homodemon.  It's Latin.


Homonculus.
 
2014-02-27 05:46:20 PM  
"Ten Thousand Homo Demons" is the name of my Ministry Tribute Band.
 
2014-02-27 05:53:07 PM  
So there is a chance!

cdn.thatgrapejuice.net
 
2014-02-27 05:57:15 PM  

gadian: Hey, if a homo wants to take my man, let him...so long as I can watch.  I don't know about you ladies, but I think msm is hot.


Seconded. :)

/Mr. Beelzebub is bisexual
 
2014-02-27 05:58:43 PM  
Is there any doubt that this dudes gay? There's none right? He despises himself for being gay. He probably believes by talking and acting that way, that it won't make him gay..
 
2014-02-27 06:03:25 PM  
I defended the guy who didn't want to make a gay wedding cake but you know what, I'm just going to walk away from this one.
 
2014-02-27 06:04:02 PM  

Dano33: Is there any doubt that this dudes gay? There's none right? He despises himself for being gay. He probably believes by talking and acting that way, that it won't make him gay..


and the louder, and more angry he gets, the more the homoghey latches into his blood stream.

but enough about the homogheys... we need more examples of fine black women that may need consoling
 
2014-02-27 06:06:26 PM  
Buttknuckle:  /I am a gay white male

With a name like that you couldn't be anything else.
 
2014-02-27 06:13:51 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


...don't stop...
 
2014-02-27 06:26:06 PM  

Rapmaster2000: It's not homo demon, it's homodemon.  It's Latin.


You owe me a keyboard.
 
2014-02-27 06:33:16 PM  
As a white guy who loves the theatre, I was getting a bit worried about how I was going to find myself a black man. But it is OK I have a VISA card not an AMEX. My wife will be relieved too.
 
2014-02-27 06:38:36 PM  
tlars699:
My soap box bit:
All Blood donation clinics have a stay on any donor who is a man that has sexual activity with a man(You are NOT allowed to donate), regardless of protection used during activity. All other parties do not have to disclose their sexual activity, regardless of protection used during activity.

Gee. FDA/Red Cross, you're prejudice is showing


Not true. They also exclude anyone who has traded sex for money or drugs and anyone who has had sex with someone in a high-risk category. So if your wife lived in Africa (raises hand!) you aren't allowed to donate. If your husband is a hemophiliac you can't donate. So on and so forth.
 
2014-02-27 06:40:41 PM  

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


This is taking the argument much much further than it typically is.  Racism is prejudice plus power.  A black store owner or manager can be racist in his or her hiring practices because he or she has the power to hire, fire or promote people.  Their skin color does not automatically strip away that power.

So the idea that "black people cannot be racist" is frankly a stupid statement, even by that very narrow definition of racism.
 
2014-02-27 06:43:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.


White homos usually consider tblack ass a retirement account..

/But the white homos also know there is a substantial penalty for early withdrawal
 
2014-02-27 06:46:25 PM  

zimbomba63: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Maybe for the black male celebrities, but, the typical black man/white woman couples that I see, generally consist of and average guy and a, how should I say it, stout woman.  With a lot emphasis on the "stout" part.

/Just my observation.


Black men loves some steatopygia.
 
2014-02-27 06:49:07 PM  

PsiChick: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

That's what happens--people differentiate between racism and prejudice, using the two words to highlight the power imbalance, and stupid people take that to mean that 'PC people think blacks can't be racist ha ha'. And then stupid people of color (not just blacks--I got into it with a Hispanic-descent and unknown-descent pair of friends on Tumblr because they apparently decided you cannot tell them their interpretation of Harry Potter is wrong because you're the real racist) also occasionally grab onto it.

I love stupid people.


My sister-in-law and her dumbass friends have this view, that oppressed people can't be racist. You know, the view that people act as classes, with no individuality or persona outside of whatever pigeon-hole you place them in. How she reconciles that with the fact that a lot of racist whites are incredibly disenfranchised, I don't know.

If anything, my experience with bigotry is more openly expressed against groups who are viewed to be taking power away from them, such as the stereotypical rich jew, the job-stealing immigrant, the uppity wimminfolk getting out of their place and the like. It's when there is a shift from the status quo away from oneself that this sort of behavior manifests more violently.

"I like my beer cold, my tv loud, and my homosexuals flaming!"
 
2014-02-27 06:52:55 PM  

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.


Rep. Gus Savage of Illinios said that "black people can't be racist; only white people can" as have many others.
 
2014-02-27 07:09:46 PM  
I'm assuming that, since this church is preaching against a particular politician,  then their income and property are all being taxed at normal levels, and are not remaining tax free, right?


Right?
 
2014-02-27 07:14:09 PM  

miss diminutive: On one hand, I'm disgusted by his vile, bigoted and inflammatory remarks.

On the other hand, I'm impressed that someone with an obvious mental illness can still hold down a job.


He's a member of the clergy.
Mental illness is a feature, not a bug.
 
2014-02-27 07:19:48 PM  

Lee451: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Rep. Gus Savage of Illinios said that "black people can't be racist; only white people can" as have many others.


It's a bit of a semantic game. The argument is, and I tend to agree, that racial animus experienced by blacks towards whites is:

a) less of a social problem than racial animus experienced by whites towards blacks because blacks are in the minority and lack the social power to harm whites, and

b) maybe, maybe not excusable, but at least understandable, as members of the victimized minority in a traditionally racist society.

Claims that "blacks can't be racist" really boil down to some variation on those two arguments. It just redefines "racism" to include a requirement that animus be from a majority race towards a minority race.

It's a shame that the rhetorical approach is so counterproductive, because the underlying points are both valid. Instead of bullsh*tting people about something they know isn't true, which is that blacks can't be "racist" in the sense of holding animus towards persons of another race, people who believe this should just explain the points. They're much more persuasive, because they're common sense.

Black on white racism isn't a serious social problem. And give black people a break, we're barely a generation removed from Jim Crow. It kind of makes sense some of them would still be mad about it--and that's even if American racism magically died with Jim Crow, which we all know it didn't.
 
2014-02-27 07:41:25 PM  
Ho - Mo. Homo.

I just like to say it - its musical.

1.bp.blogspot.com
Ho - Mo. Ho - Mo...
i1.ytimg.com
Homo.

Thanks for letting me get that out of my system.
 
2014-02-27 07:47:34 PM  

xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.


authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).
 
2014-02-27 08:08:10 PM  
Meh, everyone is an AW these days. It doesn't mean shiat. They have to be more shocking and crazy than the last person in order to be noticed. Nobody that forms these schemes actually believes in it. It's farking Idiotcracy.
 
2014-02-27 08:18:52 PM  

rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.


That's what I said
 
2014-02-27 08:24:14 PM  

genner: I defended the guy who didn't want to make a gay wedding cake but you know what, I'm just going to walk away from this one.


I didn't know that cakes had a preference. Hell, I didn't know that there were male and female cakes until today. So how do you sex a cake?
 
2014-02-27 08:26:18 PM  

rwfan: rkiller1: bikerbob59: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Thanks for fixing that.
/I never understood that, but it is true.

Something something cushion something something pushin'.

That's what I said


The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
 
2014-02-27 08:28:16 PM  

XveryYpettyZ: This is taking the argument much much further than it typically is.  Racism is prejudice plus power.  A black store owner or manager can be racist in his or her hiring practices because he or she has the power to hire, fire or promote people.  Their skin color does not automatically strip away that power.

So the idea that "black people cannot be racist" is frankly a stupid statement, even by that very narrow definition of racism.


That knife cuts both ways you know. If what all of you are claiming is true, then Shiatheel McRedneck isn't a racist either since he has no power.
 
2014-02-27 08:28:35 PM  

Paris1127: xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.

[authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).


I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".

Good old, Potato Nose.

/ Don't look at me like that, I've got a big one, too.
// Nose, that is.
 
2014-02-27 08:35:39 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


I'm gonna need a cigarette now.
 
2014-02-27 08:47:40 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.


Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.
 
2014-02-27 08:55:23 PM  
Oh yeah, we're coming for them alright. And all the rest of your men.

Once they see how I like to watch sports, eat pizza on the couch, drink beer, play video games and ALL that stuff you wimmins can't stand, they'll gladly put up with having a dude polishing their knob once in a while. WATCH OUT WIMMINS!!
 
2014-02-27 09:14:44 PM  
Hm... apparently my white homo demon must reside in my ass.

/at least according to my black ex boyfriend
//and for the record crazy homophobe preacher: he was the one chasing me around - I didn't steal him away from any black women
 
2014-02-27 09:35:37 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

He only said usually, so a white, American Express card owners is only usually gay, not always gay.


Most white homos having an American Express card is not the same as most American Express card holders being gay. Allow me to explain with hypothetical numbers.

Suppose American Express has 100,000 cards in circulation in a particular population. Now suppose there are 11,000 homos in the same population. If 10,000 of said homos had American Express cards, it would be the case that most homos have the card, but most card holders are not homos.
 
2014-02-27 09:50:29 PM  

rkiller1: tennyson: FTA: But black woman let me say something to you: you have a very hard time competing against a white homosexual male.

[www.troll.me image 550x550]

Marquis de Sod: [img.fark.net image 728x409]

Where all da White Homos?

Gene Wilder trifecta in play.


Are they trying to tell us something?
 
2014-02-27 10:10:45 PM  

umad: XveryYpettyZ: This is taking the argument much much further than it typically is.  Racism is prejudice plus power.  A black store owner or manager can be racist in his or her hiring practices because he or she has the power to hire, fire or promote people.  Their skin color does not automatically strip away that power.

So the idea that "black people cannot be racist" is frankly a stupid statement, even by that very narrow definition of racism.

That knife cuts both ways you know. If what all of you are claiming is true, then Shiatheel McRedneck isn't a racist either since he has no power.


Honestly, I always thought that definition was pretty useful and spot-on, as long as people recognize the following:

- Words can be "racist" if they come from a position of power (police, boss, teacher, store owner, guy with several large scary men with him-- or any other overt or implicit threat)
- Any action beyond words is an exercise of power.  Period.

So yes, Shiatheel McRedneck (or his darker-complexioned analog) can't be "racist" as long as they are simply talking without making threats.
 
2014-02-27 10:16:57 PM  

zimbomba63: Don't smoke anymore


Neither do I, but after that post I think I'm gonna have to make one exception :p
 
2014-02-27 10:21:16 PM  

zimbomba63: Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.

Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.


holy moly, it's getting hot in here.
 
2014-02-27 10:27:47 PM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: Syrrh: http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c89502501" data-cke-saved-href="http://www.fark.com/comments/8159957/89502501#c8 9502501">ikanreed: DROxINxTHExWIND: Huh? Have you ever asked a straight man whether he was on top or bottom in a relationship?

So not every gay person has a personal responsibility to explain homosexual relationships to everyone who asks?

//I'm not sure if that's better or worse than people remaining ignorant, if we imagine those are the only choices.
//I'm pretty ignorant about a lot minority lifestyles.

More of an oddity that people who are "NOT GAY DAMMIT" seem to do an awful lot of thinking about gay sex.

/cool-TMI-bro: I've always preferred guys who enjoy both, Fair Trade is good. Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs.


super_grass: [thesocietypages.org image 850x567]

Must have something to do with comparing gay activists to the civil rights movement.

/Or southern baptism.

This. I have seen quite a few publicized examples of black people dismissing the gay rights movement as being nothing like their own civil rights movement. But I'd blame the extreme conservativeness of the Baptist church, plus a little media sensationalism exaggerating the scale of opposition.

". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-27 11:20:43 PM  

Salmon: zimbomba63: Ihaveanevilparrot: Serious Post on Serious Thread: ". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

I'm gonna need a cigarette now.

Don't smoke anymore, so I'm going to out to the kitchen and see if there's any pizza left.

holy moly, it's getting hot in here.


Sorry if I got all erotica on fark. But Jesus h Christ. I kinda lose it if someone badmouths BJs. Ba dum tish. :)
 
2014-02-27 11:30:43 PM  

whosits_112: Sgt Otter: Prophet of Loss: Well the black men have been taking all the hot  fat white women for a while now so I guess it all evens out eventually.

Fixed for reality.

Exactly. Just couldn't find a safe enough picture to post.
/Skinny black dudes, fat white women. They loooooooooooooooove dat ass2.


flypapermagazine.com

Approves.
 
2014-02-27 11:35:01 PM  

LeroyBourne: "The white homo likes to go out and party, the white homo has money, the white home likes the theater"
That's worse than some anti-punk video from the late 70's I saw as a kid.  Your avg punk will be wearing a Pink Floyd t-shirt, your avg punk will be carrying a broken bottle or chain.  Your avg punk will have rips in his jeans.


Well, to be fair, there are some advantages to the gay boyfriend.
 
2014-02-27 11:35:36 PM  
does this mean more black women for me?

/never went back
 
2014-02-27 11:36:58 PM  

KidneyStone: If god didn't want men to be gay then why did he give them butt holes?  Amiright?


let me guess - you shiat out your ears?
 
2014-02-27 11:37:43 PM  
Wow, the video at the bottom is worth watching for the lulz alone. This dude is kerayzee.
 
2014-02-27 11:48:03 PM  
Talk about using nukes in a flame war.
 
2014-02-27 11:55:59 PM  

xanadian: kling_klang_bed: [static.fjcdn.com image 386x485]

"Sorry, I only eat da poo poo with white homos, thanks."

Snickers satisfies you...


He looks to me like he's a-firin' his lazor.
 
2014-02-28 12:08:28 AM  
So what if there is some black down low homo out there who secretly wishes to submissively serve a rich white devil with a credit card and theater connections, who is he gonna tell his secrets to?

Sounds like confessing to the pastor is out.
 
2014-02-28 12:25:53 AM  

wellreadneck: "Obama has released the homo demons on the black man. Look out black woman. A white red headed homo may take your man."

FTFY, Pastor

(Most of the down low bros I know seem to have a taste for ginger.)


That tends to happen fairly often on Tosev 3.
 
2014-02-28 12:35:08 AM  

Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist?


Ever?  Yes, I think it has happened.  Nearly as often as other people claim that people claim that black people can't be racist?  Not at all.
 
2014-02-28 12:41:25 AM  

umad: genner: I defended the guy who didn't want to make a gay wedding cake but you know what, I'm just going to walk away from this one.

I didn't know that cakes had a preference. Hell, I didn't know that there were male and female cakes until today. So how do you sex a cake?


It's a lot like sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes but with frosting
 
2014-02-28 01:22:48 AM  
In prison they just call it "survival sex"
 
2014-02-28 01:25:50 AM  

gadian: Wake me up before you go go....god dammit. I hate you guys.


You put the boom-boom into my heart.
 
2014-02-28 01:45:50 AM  

zimbomba63: Paris1127: xanadian: zimbomba63: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: "A white homo usually has an American Express card."

Fun factoid for dinner parties.

I'm white and I've got an American Express card!  I'm so confused now.

/ (stamping foot) "But, I don't like going to theater, dammit!"
// Farking American Express card!!!  What the hell have I gotten myself into!
/// NTTAWWT

American Express:  Don't leave homo without it.

[authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).

I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".


It occurs to me that there are probably people in thread who don't know what a traveler's check is, or why a traveler would need one.  I feel old.
 
2014-02-28 01:57:33 AM  

Paris1127: [authortonypiazza.files.wordpress.com image 366x487]
Oddly, despite being white, having an American Express card, having a nose shaped like a penis,and spending a lot of time in San Francisco, Karl Malden had one of the longest marriages in Hollywood history (70+ years).


FTFY
 
2014-02-28 02:14:07 AM  

zimbomba63: I think he pre-dated the cards and was of the era of the American Express travelers checks, like the ones he's holding in the picture. I believe the motto was, "Don't leave home without them".

Good old, Potato Nose.

/ Don't look at me like that, I've got a big one, too.
// Nose, that is.


I meant to ask you if your nose was big like a pickle.
 
2014-02-28 02:38:37 AM  

Wendy's Chili: The real victims here are not the gays. The real victims are cowardly racists like KidKorporate who wish they had the stones to openly admit how they feel about those who are different. They go to work every day and keep their welfare screeds to themselves, they're careful not to tell fried chicken jokes in front of Tamika from accounting, and they suppress the urge to yell the n-word whenever someone mentions the President. Why does this Dr. James David Manning guy get to be so open with his hate?

It's just not fair.


this makes me sad ... I love my family and my co-workers but I don't really know how to deal with their hatred
 
2014-02-28 04:04:38 AM  
So basically just a slightly reworded version of

White men! White women! The swastika is calling you. The sacred and ancient symbol of your race, since the beginning of time. The Jew is using The Black as muscle against you. And you are left there helpless. Well, what are you going to do about it, Whitey?
 
2014-02-28 06:06:31 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-28 08:14:46 AM  

willfullyobscure: Ant: DROxINxTHExWIND: iheartscotch: The preacher is black!?!? I thought it was unpossible for black people to be racist.

/ POPCORN! Get your popcorn here!

/ Buttscratcher!

He's not being racist, dummy. He's being a bigot.

Has anyone ever seriously claimed that black people can't be racist? I could see someone saying that black racism against white people was different because of the power imbalance, but claiming that a whole race of people can't be racist would be silly.

Yes. Because racism is the systemic, ingrained oppression of a minority group as a cultural practice, members of that minority group cannot be racist, because they do not have the agency to effect racist oppression against other groups.


Put another way: blacks can't be racist because even if they engage in bigotry and prejudice based on racial differences, those actions simply does not have the capacity to cause harm that white racism as practiced by the predominant culture and institutions do. A black guy beating up a white guy for being white is bigoted and awful, but not racist, because the system will support the white man in delivering justice, care and support. In the reverse, it is extremely racist, because black guy WON'T get that same support after being beaten by whites, which is racist.


Another example to highlight this would be a white judge disproportionately punishing white defendants because he didn't like black people and though they were criminal and evil. Would we call that racist? Yes, yes we would.


A black guy saying all white people are scum until proven different because he got an unfair sentence from a white judge? No, we would not.


So yes, it is seriously argued and widely accepted that the ability of a group or person to exercise agency and power over another defines their ability(or lack of ability) to be racist. Black people by and large can't be racist in America.


That's generally not the definition of racism most people outside of academia uses. Most people simple understand racism to be bigotry based on race- there is certainly enough bigotry in the world that we should give this particular flavor of it its own name to keep it straight.

Granted white racism functions differently than black racism in the US, but black racism in Africa doesn't function in the same manner as either.
 
2014-02-28 10:02:34 AM  
Serious Post on Serious Thread:". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.


Nope. NopenopenopeNOPE. Something about that is seriously nails-on-chalkboard turnoff.
I'm ok with giving, but moderate TMJ means if they don't get off quick, I'm going to have stop in a few minutes for a very painful and unsexy jaw crack and there's no hope of continuing long enough to get the job done after that.
 
2014-02-28 12:53:26 PM  

Syrrh: Serious Post on Serious Thread:". Never had a great fondness for either receiving or giving bjs."

What the...I don't even...what am I reading? Dafuq?!?!?

Receiving a good BJ is the mana of heaven/hell of sex. You either have never had a decent one or...or, I don't even know. A talented mouth provides more nuance and pleasure than any other orifice. Lips caressing, tongue twirling and flicking, each part of your cock getting attention, the head, shaft, balls, sucking, blowing, lubrication control, light teeth, the eroticism of deep throating, or just running a light kiss up and down, the thrill of hearing a gag, hands on a bobbing head, locked in the gaze of eyes that mirror the heat of a hot cock in her (or his ) mouth, knowing your partner is about to taste your hot cum, feeling them swallow.

Nothing else comes close.

Nope. NopenopenopeNOPE. Something about that is seriously nails-on-chalkboard turnoff.
I'm ok with giving, but moderate TMJ means if they don't get off quick, I'm going to have stop in a few minutes for a very painful and unsexy jaw crack and there's no hope of continuing long enough to get the job done after that.


Hey. Like all else in this arena, it's fluid and YMMV. I'm just saying the occasional light touch of a tooth can add a little something, a brief gasp of the unexpected or unintended.

CSB. As a teen getting a BJ from a second GF entailed her jamming it so far back in her mouth I'd get slight molar shaped bruises on the head. I was so happy to be getting any action, and the relationship was brief enough, I never said anything. Shortly after breaking up she started dating a sorta friend of mine. About a week in I made a ref to 'weird bruising'. Apparently he nutted up and told her what I couldn't. Ie your doing it wrong.

So yeah, not good in every circumstance, but a slight touch can add a little something.

/sorry bout yr tmj, always thought chicks made that shiat up to get out of BJ duty
 
2014-02-28 02:22:22 PM  
 
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