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(Foodbeast)   This new app finds all the Girl Scout cookies in your areas, making it the only app you'll need today outside of Flappy Bird   (foodbeast.com) divider line 44
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2014-02-27 12:54:30 PM
Finally, a constructive use for the Internet.
 
2014-02-27 01:47:04 PM
Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.
 
2014-02-27 01:49:39 PM
Tomorrow of Fox News, pedophile rapist uses app to find victims.
 
2014-02-27 01:49:59 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2014-02-27 01:50:35 PM
Something something child molester.

/I can't eat girls out cookies, might as well suck some of the fun out of it.
 
2014-02-27 01:51:53 PM
Interesting.  Does it also operate like those weird territory-acquiring games where if you go there and click buttons, you can claim a spot for your faction?
 
2014-02-27 01:52:19 PM

Walker: Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.


If only that were true.  There's barely a storefront in my area where you won't get panhandled by Girl Scouts.  It goes on for two months.  I'm not paying $5-$7 for a box with like 10 cookies in it.  The only ones I actually like are Thin Mints and Keebler makes ones that are better and cheaper and I can buy them without feeling like I'm being chased by the "Two Dollars!" kid from Better Off Dead.
 
2014-02-27 01:54:11 PM
In a related story...$4,000 stolen from girl scout troop
 
2014-02-27 01:55:52 PM
Time to re-up on thin mints.

/Frozen, then blended, then mixed with vanilla häagen dazs
 
2014-02-27 01:56:26 PM
One word: Tagalongs
 
2014-02-27 01:57:44 PM
Pffft Flappy Bird is old news. Now it's all about Flappy Fedora

http://flappyfedora.tk/play/
 
2014-02-27 01:58:54 PM
Now there needs to be an accompanying app to locate weed dealers.

/last two friends of friends quit
//then i got farked over on the road
///fml
 
2014-02-27 01:58:56 PM
One of my nieces is selling them, I got me some samoas ordered.
 
2014-02-27 02:00:23 PM

wildcardjack: Tomorrow of Fox News, pedophile rapist uses app to find victims.


Slow down, dude, you're gonna fly off the rails.
 
2014-02-27 02:01:17 PM

DigitalCoffee: Now there needs to be an accompanying app to locate weed dealers.

/last two friends of friends quit
//then i got farked over on the road
///fml


Yeah where I havent done marijawanna on a regular basis since Clinton was still the POTUS I would have to ask friends that still do it if I needed some.
 
2014-02-27 02:02:29 PM
Pedo-app
 
2014-02-27 02:02:43 PM
They've changed. I used to love them. It reminds me of the let-down I get from eating Hershey's chocolate nowadays.
 
2014-02-27 02:02:49 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Walker: Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.

If only that were true.  There's barely a storefront in my area where you won't get panhandled by Girl Scouts.  It goes on for two months.  I'm not paying $5-$7 for a box with like 10 cookies in it.  The only ones I actually like are Thin Mints and Keebler makes ones that are better and cheaper and I can buy them without feeling like I'm being chased by the "Two Dollars!" kid from Better Off Dead.


This. How about an app that lets you avoid them? Oh wait, I suppose this app would do that well enough.
 
2014-02-27 02:06:37 PM
Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!
 
2014-02-27 02:07:32 PM

jwookie: Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!


You're right, four dollars is alot for an app like this. Should be free.
 
2014-02-27 02:08:46 PM
I get that the kids selling the cookies are cute and all.  But I really don't understand the drooling love for girl scout cookies here on Fark or elsewhere.  They're no better than any other decent store bought cookie.
 
2014-02-27 02:14:15 PM

mike_d85: Something something child molester.

/I can't eat girls out cookies, might as well suck some of the fun out of it.


Your Freudian slip is showing.
 
2014-02-27 02:16:09 PM

rkiller1: jwookie: Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!

You're right, four dollars is alot for an app like this. Should be free.


What? Mine was free
 
2014-02-27 02:18:50 PM
The cookies must taste like something other than sawdust outside of Canada, because I have never understood the love for them.
 
2014-02-27 02:21:25 PM

Dragonflew: The cookies must taste like something other than sawdust outside of Canada, because I have never understood the love for them.


Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-02-27 02:35:39 PM

jwookie: rkiller1: jwookie: Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!

You're right, four dollars is alot for an app like this. Should be free.

What? Mine was free


*checks profile*
Ahhh, a Nov 2013 n00b!  Please re-read and the light bulb above you head will go on like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
welcometofark.jpg
 
2014-02-27 02:36:25 PM
That headline sounds fat.  That app sounds fat.

LegacyDL: Time to re-up on thin mints.

/Frozen, then blended, then mixed with vanilla häagen dazs


And now *I* feel fat.

/I gotta try this!

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Walker: Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.

If only that were true.  There's barely a storefront in my area where you won't get panhandled by Girl Scouts.  It goes on for two months.  I'm not paying $5-$7 for a box with like 10 cookies in it.  The only ones I actually like are Thin Mints and Keebler makes ones that are better and cheaper and I can buy them without feeling like I'm being chased by the "Two Dollars!" kid from Better Off Dead.


We had someone with their daughter selling girl scout cookies at the con I was at last weekend.  Guess you need something to wash down all that alcohol with....
 
2014-02-27 02:37:34 PM
Inside Flappy Bird it's too dark, you'll get eyestrain.
 
2014-02-27 02:38:55 PM
fark girl scout cookies... they make a billion dollars a year using underage slave labor for their sales force...
 
2014-02-27 02:42:31 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Walker: Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.

If only that were true.  There's barely a storefront in my area where you won't get panhandled by Girl Scouts.  It goes on for two months.  I'm not paying $5-$7 for a box with like 10 cookies in it.  The only ones I actually like are Thin Mints and Keebler makes ones that are better and cheaper and I can buy them without feeling like I'm being chased by the "Two Dollars!" kid from Better Off Dead.


=============

Hey there, FYI, Keebler is one of the Girl Scout bakers - so when you say "better" you mean "the same right"?

Also, this isn't a "new" app, it was launched 2 Cookie seasons ago...
 
2014-02-27 02:44:57 PM

rkiller1: jwookie: rkiller1: jwookie: Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!

You're right, four dollars is alot for an app like this. Should be free.

What? Mine was free

*checks profile*
Ahhh, a Nov 2013 n00b!  Please re-read and the light bulb above you head will go on like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
welcometofark.jpg


Yea yea ok I'm shaking my head
 
2014-02-27 02:55:34 PM

jwookie: rkiller1: jwookie: rkiller1: jwookie: Just tried the app. Will be bankrupt tomorrow afternoon. They're like 4 or 5 bucks apiece!

You're right, four dollars is alot for an app like this. Should be free.

What? Mine was free

*checks profile*
Ahhh, a Nov 2013 n00b!  Please re-read and the light bulb above you head will go on like a Bugs Bunny cartoon.
welcometofark.jpg

Yea yea ok I'm shaking my head


Peace,
 
2014-02-27 04:04:49 PM
Hot Damn!!! Girl Scout ookies go on sale tomorrow in Western Washington.

cdclifecoaching.com
 
2014-02-27 04:26:01 PM
I'm gonna need about tree-fiddy.


/oblig
 
2014-02-27 04:53:43 PM

stonicus: fark girl scout cookies... they make a billion dollars a year using underage slave labor for their sales force...


Who do you think the Chinese modeled their work force after?
 
2014-02-27 04:54:29 PM
Yeah , a single, no kid, guy going to a elementary school claiming he's looking for cookies.
That a beating.
 
2014-02-27 05:13:44 PM

stevenvictx: Yeah , a single, no kid, guy going to a elementary school claiming he's looking for cookies.
That a beating.


Best laugh of the day.
+1
 
2014-02-27 06:29:11 PM
I know you're all just sicko perverts because nobody pays four bucks for a half a box of fair cookies.

/Just shiatting you. But last time I seen them, it seemed like more wrap and less cookie.
 
2014-02-27 06:43:27 PM
Who in the world has difficulty finding girl scout cookies?
The girls are at the entrance to every grocery store.
And every parent is selling the cookies at work.
 
2014-02-27 07:54:11 PM

Alassra: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: Walker: Only available for iPhone. Great. By the time the Android app comes out the cookies won't even be available for sale anymore.

If only that were true.  There's barely a storefront in my area where you won't get panhandled by Girl Scouts.  It goes on for two months.  I'm not paying $5-$7 for a box with like 10 cookies in it.  The only ones I actually like are Thin Mints and Keebler makes ones that are better and cheaper and I can buy them without feeling like I'm being chased by the "Two Dollars!" kid from Better Off Dead.

=============

Hey there, FYI, Keebler is one of the Girl Scout bakers - so when you say "better" you mean "the same right"?

Also, this isn't a "new" app, it was launched 2 Cookie seasons ago...


Yeah. Keebler Grasshopper cookies are exactly the same as thin mints, but much cheaper. Publix brand "chocolate mint fudge" cookies are MUCH MUCH better than thin mints. Pretty big cookies (they are large and square). I love these so much.
 
2014-02-28 12:04:26 AM

Salmon: Pedo-app


For serious. It should come with a telephoto lens app.
 
2014-02-28 04:06:35 AM
Giggity.
 
2014-02-28 09:37:04 AM
Someone just found out about Leafly?
 
2014-02-28 10:33:18 AM
Giggles Beach App...
 
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