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(ABC News)   Eric Holder hospitalized for breathing fast and furious   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Attorney General Eric Holder, shortness of breath  
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2014-02-27 01:03:46 PM  
Nice headline, have a +1.

Sounds really similar to what my dad went through a few years back and got a stent put in.
 
2014-02-27 01:06:01 PM  
IMPEACH!!1!
 
2014-02-27 01:19:13 PM  
It must be exhausting not prosecuting people for massive bank fraud.
 
2014-02-27 01:23:23 PM  
"Hello? Where am I?"

"Sir. I just have some more questions to ask you about what happened."

"Oh well I seem to have felt kind of weak and..."

"No, sir. I mean about Benghazi."

"Aww shiat, I died didn't I. I f*cking died and went to Hell."
 
2014-02-27 01:45:17 PM  
F*ck you.
 
2014-02-27 02:04:41 PM  
HOTY
+2 Subby
 
2014-02-27 02:06:48 PM  
He's probably poisoned by all the derp left hanging in the air daily from the teatards.
 
2014-02-27 02:07:34 PM  
Wait, which one is this?  Is this the one I'm supposed to hate?  I gotta admit, I have trouble keeping my political Erics straight.  Holder, Cantor.... who even knows?
 
2014-02-27 02:07:41 PM  

bdub77: "Hello? Where am I?"

"Sir. I just have some more questions to ask you about what happened."

"Oh well I seem to have felt kind of weak and..."

"No, sir. I mean about Benghazi."

"Aww shiat, I died didn't I. I f*cking died and went to Hell."


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2014-02-27 02:09:13 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the derp the left hangs in the air daily from the teatards.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 02:09:33 PM  
he tells the AGs not to defend the religious liberty laws and all of a sudden he's getting a warning from God.
 
2014-02-27 02:12:17 PM  
Belly up, please.
 
2014-02-27 02:13:00 PM  

rkiller1: Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the derp the left hangs in the air daily from the teatards.

FTFY


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2014-02-27 02:13:52 PM  
Please don't die Mr. Holder!!!

/just kidding
 
2014-02-27 02:17:56 PM  
Oh well.
 
2014-02-27 02:18:25 PM  
Could be worse.

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2014-02-27 02:19:05 PM  
heh
 
2014-02-27 02:20:29 PM  

almandot: Could be worse.

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FFS
 
2014-02-27 02:20:33 PM  
How about shortness of brains.  I don't they're going to be able to help him.
 
2014-02-27 02:22:58 PM  

zimbomba63: How about shortness of brains.  I don't they're going to be able to help him.


I don't think ...

/ OK, I don't think period.
 
2014-02-27 02:26:59 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the BS that he has in his system   derp left hanging in the air daily from the teatards.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 02:27:13 PM  

zimbomba63: zimbomba63: How about shortness of brains.  I don't they're going to be able to help him.

I don't think ...

/ OK, I don't think period.


You'd fit right in with the DC crowd.
 
2014-02-27 02:30:20 PM  

Bartman66: Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the BS that he has in his system   derp left hanging in the air daily from the teatards.

FTFY


This thread epitomizes just why conservatives aren't good at humor.
 
2014-02-27 02:33:07 PM  
Better luck next time heart disease.
 
2014-02-27 02:37:58 PM  

zimbomba63: How about shortness of brains.  I don't they're going to be able to help him.


Brainbug gotta eat.

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2014-02-27 02:37:59 PM  
Sounds like someone found his lack of faith disturbing.
 
2014-02-27 02:38:40 PM  

almandot: Could be worse.

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I have to say, they went "all in" on that one.  "None this half-assed bullshiat, lets really screw the pooch."
 
2014-02-27 02:39:07 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: It must be exhausting not prosecuting people for massive bank fraud.


He's been busy cracking down on people pirating movies. That's what really caused the economic crash.
 
2014-02-27 02:43:42 PM  
Nice to hear that sometimes bad things do happen to bad people. Or in his case, not good things happening to evil people (but that didn't have the same ring to it).

If there is any truth to the good dying young, he still has hundreds of years to go.
 
2014-02-27 02:45:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bartman66: Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the BS that he has in his system   derp left hanging in the air daily from the teatards.

FTFY

This thread epitomizes just why conservatives aren't good at humor.


Oh gawd, not you again.
 
2014-02-27 02:46:08 PM  

limeyfellow: zimbomba63: How about shortness of brains.  I don't they're going to be able to help him.

Brainbug gotta eat.

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Looking at that picture, I think that's happen to me a couple of times...you know, in the 70's.
 
2014-02-27 02:51:47 PM  
Let's not jump the gun on this Holder thing.
 
2014-02-27 02:54:10 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Bartman66: Satan's Bunny Slippers: He's probably poisoned by all the BS that he has in his system   derp left hanging in the air daily from the teatards.

FTFY

This thread epitomizes just why conservatives aren't good at humor.


You must cry at all the jokes about Duke too.
 
2014-02-27 03:06:19 PM  
Best laywer
 
2014-02-27 03:16:32 PM  
Well, I hope he pulls through, because sooner or later I am hoping for this...

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2014-02-27 03:20:03 PM  
Some of the names I recognize here have a real circle jerk bash fest in conservative threads.  This thread shows me how the left don't always have a sense of humor, and if you disagree with them you are just stupid and wrong.
 
2014-02-27 03:27:25 PM  

knbwhite: Some of the names I recognize here have a real circle jerk bash fest in conservative threads.  This thread shows me how the left don't always have a sense of humor, and if you disagree with them you are just stupid and wrong.


The SNL writer said the same thing. They didn't joke about liberals much because liberals take offense to it.
 
2014-02-27 03:41:16 PM  

almandot: Could be worse.

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That word...

/I think you meant "better"
 
2014-02-27 03:44:06 PM  
piq.codeus.net
 
2014-02-27 04:13:30 PM  
So it was only a panic attack?  Why should the Fed AG be having Panic Attacks?
 
2014-02-27 04:18:14 PM  

MyRandomName: knbwhite: Some of the names I recognize here have a real circle jerk bash fest in conservative threads.  This thread shows me how the left don't always have a sense of humor, and if you disagree with them you are just stupid and wrong.

The SNL writer said the same thing. They didn't joke about liberals much because liberals take offense to it.


which writer is that?

/He's correct.
 
2014-02-27 04:38:20 PM  
I appreciate that Obama having him killed was alluded to. Because it was the first thing I thought that conservatives would come up with as soon as I got the news on my phone.


OBLAMMER/HILLARY KILLING DERE ENEMIES!!!!11
 
2014-02-27 05:10:50 PM  

Steigen: [piq.codeus.net image 400x400]


I feel so bad for laughing at that meme, which never gets old.
/Not really
//Just pissed that you thought if it first.
 
2014-02-27 06:01:56 PM  
Conscience giving you a cock-punch? Bummer.
 
2014-02-27 07:35:21 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Wait, which one is this?  Is this the one I'm supposed to hate?  I gotta admit, I have trouble keeping my political Erics straight.  Holder, Cantor.... who even knows?


The answer is yes. For either choice.
 
2014-02-27 08:40:03 PM  
I think it's just exhaustion from working tirelessly to bring Federal charges against Zimmerman.  "How about entering the country with undeclared fruit?  No, that won't work.  Interfering with the interstate commerce of purple drank?  No, that won't work........"
 
2014-02-27 11:35:12 PM  
www.tpnn.com

If you wake up breathing, Mr. H., congrats, you have another chance.
 
2014-02-28 04:55:46 AM  
Maybe he should try having less penises at one time inserted into his various orifices
 
2014-02-28 10:01:36 AM  

fugeeface: [www.tpnn.com image 550x348]

If you wake up breathing, Mr. H., congrats, you have another chance.


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