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2014-02-27 11:24:00 AM  
Well, now he's in a bit of a pickle.
 
2014-02-27 11:29:45 AM  
Oh, you said SOCK
content.mydamnchannel.com
 
2014-02-27 11:42:48 AM  
Perhaps he could plead that he was out of his gourd.
 
2014-02-27 11:42:56 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, you said SOCK
[content.mydamnchannel.com image 400x278]


Dammit!  I had the gif all loaded and everything.

/kicks dirt
 
2014-02-27 12:14:25 PM  
It looks like the cops really

**puts on sunglasses**

squashed that one.
 
2014-02-27 01:16:04 PM  
Is that a cucumber in that sock or are you just happy to see me?
 
2014-02-27 01:16:33 PM  
Homie don't play that!
 
2014-02-27 01:17:57 PM  
Yes, you are 'getting' jail for this.
 
2014-02-27 01:17:59 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com

Mine's bigger.
 
2014-02-27 01:21:37 PM  
Is that euphemism ?
 
2014-02-27 01:29:11 PM  
Gary Rough it is.
 
2014-02-27 01:31:50 PM  
It was not me!
 
gja
2014-02-27 01:32:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, you said SOCK
[content.mydamnchannel.com image 400x278]


We're done here. Someone get the lights.

slowrespectfulgolfclap.jpg
 
2014-02-27 01:39:19 PM  
This thread is almost dildos.
 
2014-02-27 01:40:11 PM  
So a cop was "hanging around" a betting shop (how come? Crooked???) and kicked the crap out of the guy who robbed them (Hired muscle???) in one punch? Sounds like a bad Guy Ritchie movie.
 
2014-02-27 02:07:32 PM  
No one should be allowed to carry a cucumber out in public.

Good thing those people at Cucumber Control Inc are looking out for us.
 
2014-02-27 02:17:31 PM  
All bets are off
 
2014-02-27 02:22:56 PM  
Subby, why did you use quotes in your headline?
 
2014-02-27 02:23:17 PM  
The skills you need to defend yourself from someone armed with a cucumber are very similiar to needed to defend yourself from someone armed with a banana.
 
2014-02-27 03:44:04 PM  

Bermuda59: The skills you need to defend yourself from someone armed with a cucumber are very similiar to needed to defend yourself from someone armed with a banana.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
 
2014-02-27 03:46:19 PM  
www.writeups.org
 
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