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2014-02-27 11:25:37 AM  
He's a champion slap fighter.
 
2014-02-27 11:34:33 AM  
No video at work so bookmarking for later. I really hope this is true. Not a real NASCAR fan but Gordon seems like a cool dude.
 
2014-02-27 11:34:59 AM  
Jersey boy just about shiat himself.  I giggled.
 
2014-02-27 11:38:49 AM  
A little heavy-handed on the Pepsi Max, but Gordon played a believable ex-con. Never broke character. And "This never works! This never works!" was hilarious.
 
2014-02-27 11:40:01 AM  
Nice and believable. But he still pretty much looked like Jeff Gordon though.
 
2014-02-27 11:46:41 AM  
That dude was genuinely terrified.
 
2014-02-27 12:36:06 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 01:01:39 PM  
Not a fan of NASCAR or Jeff Gordon (indifferent really) but that was pretty amusing.
 
2014-02-27 01:09:19 PM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 400x400]


LOL.

If Danica Patrick was driving:

"Hey, are we there yet? You keep letting all these cars pass you, what's up with that?"
 
2014-02-27 01:15:50 PM  

slayer199: Not a fan of NASCAR or Jeff Gordon (indifferent really) but that was pretty amusing.


"I can't go back to prison!"  The thing I really like about this video is that, besides the guy absolutely losing his mind in the back but fighting to regain composure, they didn't pad the video with too much fluff.  Even the intro with them interviewing his friend was tolerable.

But the original one was as staged as hell, down to the "salesman."  The driving may have been real but there were a bunch of fake tells.
 
2014-02-27 01:16:28 PM  
That was good.  I thought the dude was trying to dial 911 for a few moments there.
 
2014-02-27 01:16:32 PM  
Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.
 
2014-02-27 01:17:28 PM  

factoryconnection: But the original one was as staged as hell, down to the "salesman."  The driving may have been real but there were a bunch of fake tells.


Yes we know, which was the purpose of this next one.  To show that it can be done.
 
2014-02-27 01:23:47 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: That was good.  I thought the dude was trying to dial 911 for a few moments there.


The dude on the receiving end explains himself.
 
2014-02-27 01:30:16 PM  

JusticeandIndependence: Yes we know, which was the purpose of this next one. To show that it can be done.


And don't forget.. for the lulz, too.

ADubs86: The dude on the receiving end explains himself.


The worst part of that story is that it was true... the "event" at the end was just full of Pepsi with no mention of whiskey.
 
2014-02-27 01:30:55 PM  
 
2014-02-27 01:30:58 PM  
For some reason it makes me giggle to hear Jeff Gordon saying "ass."

/yes I'm sure he says far worse during the races
 
2014-02-27 01:35:35 PM  
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"I like Jeff Gordon, he's hansome."
 
2014-02-27 01:51:32 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: Cataholic: Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.

[static.tvgcdn.net image 218x150]

"You know why people don't like Jeff Gordon? Because he enunciates. And there's not a place in NASCAR for that kind of stuff."


He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.
 
2014-02-27 01:54:44 PM  

ADubs86: JusticeandIndependence: That was good.  I thought the dude was trying to dial 911 for a few moments there.

The dude on the receiving end explains himself.


Even better.
 
2014-02-27 01:56:25 PM  
TheShavingofOccam123: He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

He *is* from California, not Arkansas or Mississippi, so there's that.

/Sorry good ol' boys, he ain't onea yew
 
2014-02-27 02:02:58 PM  
"I can't not go back..."
 
2014-02-27 02:13:01 PM  

wellreadneck: "I can't not go back..."


"cain't" was a nice authentic touch.  Not a big Gordon fan, but he was pretty damn convincing here.
 
2014-02-27 02:15:09 PM  
It HAS to be fake... I saw him make a right turn!
 
2014-02-27 02:15:58 PM  

Henry Holland: TheShavingofOccam123: He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

He *is* from California, not Arkansas or Mississippi, so there's that.

/Sorry good ol' boys, he ain't onea yew


Any self-respecting Southerner would say "ain't wunna y'all", son.
 
2014-02-27 02:32:19 PM  
Fake Fake Fake
 
2014-02-27 02:40:30 PM  

Cataholic: Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.


Heard about that on Bob and Tom on the way in to work.

/Poor way to start the day.
 
2014-02-27 02:45:18 PM  

Mztlplx: Any self-respecting Southerner would say "ain't wunna y'all", son.


Why would a Southerner have any self-respect?
 
2014-02-27 03:11:21 PM  

skrame: Mztlplx: Any self-respecting Southerner would say "ain't wunna y'all", son.

Why would a Southerner have any self-respect?


Them's fightin words.
 
2014-02-27 03:21:29 PM  
Wait Jeff Gordon races cars? I thought he was just a cerial box model!
 
2014-02-27 03:36:07 PM  

QueenMamaBee: skrame: Mztlplx: Any self-respecting Southerner would say "ain't wunna y'all", son.

Why would a Southerner have any self-respect?

Them's fightin words.


Then I respectively retract. I'm from IL, but I currently live in Indiana, which as far as I can tell is torn between North and South. Obviously I don't have a leg to stand on.
 
2014-02-27 03:46:24 PM  

Danger Mouse: Wait Jeff Gordon races cars? I thought he was just a cerial sereal box model!


/ftfy
 
2014-02-27 03:50:39 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Fake Fake Fake


I know what you are trying to do and it won't work. Jeff Gordon isn't going to prank you.
 
2014-02-27 03:53:28 PM  
Go over to Jalopnik and see Travis tackle the "you're a sissy" comments

http://jalopnik.com/how-jeff-gordon-scared-the-crap-out-of-me-153101 62 26
 
2014-02-27 03:57:00 PM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-27 03:57:26 PM  

Danger Mouse: Wait Jeff Gordon races cars? I thought he was just a cerial box model!


Jeff Gordon is the winningest active NASCAR driver. He has 88 wins, 4 championships, and has claimed over $100 million in career winnings. So to answer your question..."Yes. Jeff Gordon races cars."
 
2014-02-27 04:23:09 PM  
Got the feeling Jeff wanted to hug a little longer.
 
2014-02-27 04:23:38 PM  
The only reason Jeff got to be a race car driver is because his father was the commissioner of Gotham City
 
2014-02-27 04:27:43 PM  

Gunderson: The only reason Jeff got to be a race car driver is because his father was the commissioner of Gotham City


Funny'd sir :)
 
2014-02-27 04:39:06 PM  

Beerguy: That dude was genuinely terrified.

a farking flaming pussy


FixedT4u


/seriously WTF...
 
2014-02-27 05:19:32 PM  
Dude gets to drive race cars at 200 mph , gets paid $$$$$$ AND is married to a really beautiful woman.

? wanna trade lives?
 
2014-02-27 06:17:38 PM  

Cataholic: Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.


Damn.  That IS sad.

Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't heard.

About Wilson, not Gordon.

Fifty-freaking-two.  That's too young.
 
2014-02-27 06:29:34 PM  

emonk: Cataholic: Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.

Damn.  That IS sad.

Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't heard.

About Wilson, not Gordon.

Fifty-freaking-two.  That's too young.


And the sad thing is, we get two Jeff Gordon threads but no Tim Wilson thread.
 
2014-02-27 07:52:23 PM  

Henry Holland: TheShavingofOccam123: He uses his tongue prettier than a $20 whore.

He *is* from California, not Arkansas or Mississippi, so there's that.

/Sorry good ol' boys, he ain't onea yew


We Californians don't want him. Jeffy and JJ can both go away.
 
2014-02-27 09:32:37 PM  

emonk: Cataholic: Oblig on this sad day:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcxrl5YYD6A

RIP funny man.

Damn.  That IS sad.

Thanks for pointing that out, I hadn't heard.

About Wilson, not Gordon.

Fifty-freaking-two.  That's too young.


Did he smoke? Drink? Did he exercise? How was his diet?

I'm guessing: heavily, heavily, never and awful
 
2014-02-27 10:11:17 PM  
Fake.
Neither Pepsico's insurance nor the advertising firm's insurance would ever allow a prank like this.
Plus, the prankee and his friend don't really look like hardcore Nascar fans, do they?
Planned from before the first one was aired.
 
2014-02-27 11:47:40 PM  

Bloodcorn: Fake.
Neither Pepsico's insurance nor the advertising firm's insurance would ever allow a prank like this.
Plus, the prankee and his friend don't really look like hardcore Nascar fans, do they?
Planned from before the first one was aired.


He probably wasn't going very fast. It's all short cut shots, with little perspective, on a closed course. Gordon had probably practiced the run several times. The cop on his tail and the prison talk was the scary part. A couple hard left turns for the cameras and theres your commercial.
 
2014-02-28 01:00:32 AM  
Dumb-Ass-Monkey We Californians don't want him. Jeffy and JJ can both go away.

So then Gililand & Harvick can stay, + hold a Ghost Dance to rebuild Riverside, Lions Drag Strip & Ontario Motor Speedway?
 
2014-02-28 01:02:22 AM  
"I don't care for you."  LOL
 
2014-02-28 03:33:39 AM  

bdub77: DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 400x400]

LOL.

If Danica Patrick was driving:

"Hey, are we there yet? You keep letting all these cars pass you, what's up with that?"


Say what you want about Danica, she still hasnt hit a Jet Drier....
 
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