Dahnkster: During the holidays I like to hang mistletoe over my wiener and wish everyone a "Merry Johnson!"Right now, I'm going through a phase where I pretend my penis has secret, superpowers so I call him "Magic Johnson"
jaytkay: "Hey, Angus! You know what's the 87th best Glasgow tourist attraction? YOUR MOM!!"
dittybopper: Well, she probably puts out on the first date, that's why she's more popular than the rug factory.
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