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(Metro)   While in Scotland be sure to visit the Mary Johnston which attracts thousands of tourists every year to catch but a shadowy glimpse of this strange mythical creature   (metro.co.uk ) divider line 14
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2014-02-27 11:32:03 AM  
Well, she probably puts out on the first date, that's why she's more popular than the rug factory.
 
2014-02-27 12:02:38 PM  
"Guess what's the 87th most popular attraction in Glasgow. Your mom!"

"...yeah."
 
2014-02-27 01:08:09 PM  
FTA: 'I have been reading forums and apparently you have to bend over backwards to set up an account as an attraction.'

Forwards, actually.  But you knew that already, didn't you Mary.
 
2014-02-27 01:14:24 PM  
"Hey, Angus! You know what's the 87th best Glasgow tourist attraction? YOUR MOM!!"
 
2014-02-27 01:15:25 PM  
During the holidays I like to hang mistletoe over my wiener and wish everyone a "Merry Johnson!"

Right now, I'm going through a phase where I pretend my penis has secret, superpowers so I call him "Magic Johnson"
 
2014-02-27 01:16:34 PM  
See Mary Johnston...  Standing on a wall!.  Tonight at the Wall Picture Theater in Pixley.  The Kangaroo State.

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2014-02-27 01:35:35 PM  
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish lake.
 
2014-02-27 01:37:48 PM  

Dahnkster: During the holidays I like to hang mistletoe over my wiener and wish everyone a "Merry Johnson!"

Right now, I'm going through a phase where I pretend my penis has secret, superpowers so I call him "Magic Johnson"


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2014-02-27 01:44:28 PM  

jaytkay: "Hey, Angus! You know what's the 87th best Glasgow tourist attraction? YOUR MOM!!"


Och aye...say that an' yer in line for a chibbin'.
 
2014-02-27 02:02:39 PM  

dittybopper: Well, she probably puts out on the first date, that's why she's more popular than the rug factory.


My mother worked at that rug factory before she came to america.

I am sure labor laws were quite different back in the 60s. I think she was like 14 when she started.
 
2014-02-27 02:20:09 PM  
I'd like to put myself up as a tourist attraction in London. In fact I'll do it here.

I am a tourist attraction in London. Just buy me a drink and i'll entertain anyone from any part of the world. Except Russia. Because I've drunk with Russians before... eesh. No more vodka.
 
2014-02-27 02:43:49 PM  
On our trip to Scotland we quickly became bored of castles, kilts, museums, and pubs serving warm beer. That's when a local recommended we go see Mary Johnston. I'm so glad we took their advice! Mary Johnston was the highlight of our trip! Mary Johnston embodies all that is Scotland! So, forget about the Loch Ness Monster. Forget about the Scottish Highlands. Next time you visit Scotland, you absolutely must see MARY JOHNSTON!
 
2014-02-27 02:50:03 PM  
You can list attractions on Trip Advisor?  Thinking of the possibilities here in South Baltimore.
 
2014-02-28 02:16:46 PM  
Can we combine this thread with the preceding thread about porn and turn this into a discussion of Mary Jane Johnson?
 
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