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(Fox 23 Tulsa)   Man embarrassed after two teenagers steal his truck and crash it after taking it for a joyride. Wait, did I say "teenagers"? I meant to say "dogs"   (fox23.com) divider line 41
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2014-02-27 09:56:14 AM  
i58.tinypic.com

"Wat up, dawg?"
 
2014-02-27 10:25:24 AM  
This is why you don't let biatches touch your ride.
 
2014-02-27 10:30:13 AM  
They were trying to catch that damn cat.

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2014-02-27 10:52:23 AM  
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Sup, biatches!
 
2014-02-27 11:39:45 AM  
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2014-02-27 11:45:41 AM  
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2014-02-27 11:47:15 AM  

Sybarite: They were trying to catch that damn cat.


Came for Toonces. Leaving happy.
 
2014-02-27 11:50:11 AM  

Anayalator:


Too soon!!!
/Don't drive angry!
 
2014-02-27 11:51:05 AM  
There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.
 
2014-02-27 11:52:45 AM  
www.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-27 11:54:20 AM  
Gangsta


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2014-02-27 11:54:54 AM  

legion_of_doo: There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.


Mama was late for the train, her son was too drunk to drive, so she had to get the dogs to take her to the station.

Now, someone make that rhyme, give me a cut, and we've got a hit!
 
2014-02-27 11:56:35 AM  
Thank goodness the truck did not injure anyone and the dogs did not drown.

/Parking brake - use it.
 
2014-02-27 11:56:58 AM  

Abuse Liability: Gangsta


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No, that bottom one's not 'gangsta'.  Monty was trained and tested in driving a car.  I'd be cool getting a ride from him.
 
2014-02-27 11:58:35 AM  

Cold_Sassy: Thank goodness the truck did not injure anyone and the dogs did not drown.

/Parking brake - use it.


I read that as *puts on sunglasses* barking brake.
 
2014-02-27 12:01:49 PM  
Dogs feel no shame.

/I know, I own one.
 
2014-02-27 12:04:21 PM  
they were looking for the closest steak house?


got nothing
 
2014-02-27 12:09:02 PM  

Billy Liar: Abuse Liability: Gangsta


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No, that bottom one's not 'gangsta'.  Monty was trained and tested in driving a car.  I'd be cool getting a ride from him.


Yeah, but he has his window down and his music up... I stand by my original assessment :-P
 
2014-02-27 12:09:37 PM  

busy chillin': Cold_Sassy: Thank goodness the truck did not injure anyone and the dogs did not drown.

/Parking brake - use it.

I read that as *puts on sunglasses* barking brake.


That's funny enough :)
 
2014-02-27 12:10:53 PM  
Right behind them.......

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2014-02-27 12:12:00 PM  
One of the dogs put the car into gear. Jethro left a running truck unattended.
 
2014-02-27 12:17:15 PM  

ThighsofGlory: One of the dogs put the car into gear. Jethro left a running truck unattended.


Lucky they didn't end up in the cement pond.
 
2014-02-27 12:19:35 PM  
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2014-02-27 12:25:54 PM  
$5 says they were better drivers than the Cletus on the registration.
 
2014-02-27 12:28:37 PM  
Cold_Sassy: Thank goodness the truck did not injure anyone and the dogs did not drown.

/Parking brake - use it.

Our vet clinics used to tell everyone, no leashes on in the car. It will pull gearshifts/parking brakes etc. And maybe strangle your dog if they jump over the seat.

Good that eveyones ok.
 
2014-02-27 12:30:18 PM  
"Two boys on skateboards seen the vehicle leave in front of the residence and they did try to catch up with it with no luck," said Ayers.

"Yeah, man. That's what happened, man. The dogs -- it was the dogs, man. We saw the whole thing. It was awesome, dude," said in my Spicoli voice.
 
2014-02-27 12:31:27 PM  
I remember when that happened to Steve Sanders and his corvette.
 
2014-02-27 12:32:22 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: legion_of_doo: There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.

Mama was late for the train, her son was too drunk to drive, so she had to get the dogs to take her to the station.

Now, someone make that rhyme, give me a cut, and we've got a hit!


QND:

"Gonna miss the train, son!" she yelled from the garage,
But my whole world was spinnin' so I couldn't drive the Dodge.
But good ol' Rex, he drove so fast she made it in the end,
Now I know fer sure a Rottweiler is man's best friend.
 
2014-02-27 12:40:21 PM  

ariseatex: FirstNationalBastard: legion_of_doo: There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.

Mama was late for the train, her son was too drunk to drive, so she had to get the dogs to take her to the station.

Now, someone make that rhyme, give me a cut, and we've got a hit!

QND:

"Gonna miss the train, son!" she yelled from the garage,
But my whole world was spinnin' so I couldn't drive the Dodge.
But good ol' Rex, he drove so fast she made it in the end,
Now I know fer sure a Rottweiler hound dog is man's best friend.


FTFY
 
2014-02-27 12:41:21 PM  
If they are anything like my latest wolf-dog rescue, Shiloh, I'll believe it. The bugger came pre-taught on how to operate doors, knobs and many other what we consider human-only devices. That he weighs in at >100lbs probably helps too.

Dogs rule!
 
2014-02-27 12:42:41 PM  
Police decided to let Roscoe and Luna off scot-free.

So, no collar then?
 
2014-02-27 12:52:09 PM  

ChaosStar: ariseatex: FirstNationalBastard: legion_of_doo: There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.

Mama was late for the train, her son was too drunk to drive, so she had to get the dogs to take her to the station.

Now, someone make that rhyme, give me a cut, and we've got a hit!

QND:

"Gonna miss the train, son!" she yelled from the garage,
But my whole world was spinnin' so I couldn't drive the Dodge.
But good ol' Rex, he drove so fast she made it in the end,
Now I know fer sure a Rottweiler hound dog is a man's best friend.

FTFY


FTF the meter.

 I chose Rottweiler not because I like them but because of the near-rhyme potential of "know fer sure" and "Rottweiler".

Why yes, I am overthinking this as a form of something to do at work, why do you ask?
 
2014-02-27 12:53:05 PM  
Your dog wants brake.
 
2014-02-27 12:58:38 PM  
The pups kept their licenses? Not stuck in the pound?  Hound dogs not wagging to the jail house rock? That's how they roll? C'mon.....You guys are letting me down. Where are the puns?

(and my lack of blinking cursor makes editing that much harder)

CSS/ My husky hated the car, so he would let his insane sister try to drive when we would load them up. She likes honking the horn and barking at it. She's crazy and I miss him :(
 
2014-02-27 01:08:41 PM  

ariseatex: ChaosStar: ariseatex: FirstNationalBastard: legion_of_doo: There's a Country music song in there, somewhere.

Mama was late for the train, her son was too drunk to drive, so she had to get the dogs to take her to the station.

Now, someone make that rhyme, give me a cut, and we've got a hit!

QND:

"Gonna miss the train, son!" she yelled from the garage,
But my whole world was spinnin' so I couldn't drive the Dodge.
But good ol' Rex, he drove so fast she made it in the end,
Now I know fer sure a Rottweiler hound dog is a man's best friend.

FTFY

FTF the meter.

 I chose Rottweiler not because I like them but because of the near-rhyme potential of "know fer sure" and "Rottweiler".

Why yes, I am overthinking this as a form of something to do at work, why do you ask?


Yer song is missin some "freedom", "fourth of july", and whatnot.
 
2014-02-27 01:20:22 PM  

Closed_Minded_Bastage: Dogs feel no shame.

/I know, I own one.


That article is bullshiat. When my dog has done something wrong, he acts guilty before I know what he's done. There's no mistaking it.
 
2014-02-27 01:20:22 PM  

busy chillin': ThighsofGlory: One of the dogs put the car into gear. Jethro left a running truck unattended.

Lucky they didn't end up in the cement pond.


LOL!!
 
2014-02-27 01:21:48 PM  
Who let the dogs out?

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2014-02-27 01:25:01 PM  
Happy Cursday, everyone!
 
2014-02-27 03:06:30 PM  

a particular individual: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Dogs feel no shame.

/I know, I own one.

That article is bullshiat. When my dog has done something wrong, he acts guilty before I know what he's done. There's no mistaking it.


Well... She is only 6 months old and I'm not trained yet. So I got that going for me, which is nice.
 
2014-02-27 03:47:09 PM  

a particular individual: Closed_Minded_Bastage: Dogs feel no shame.

/I know, I own one.

That article is bullshiat. When my dog has done something wrong, he acts guilty before I know what he's done. There's no mistaking it.


^^^This^^^
 
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