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(Gawker)   "I thought cocaine wasn't illegal in Florida"   (gawker.com) divider line 56
    More: Florida, florida, cocaine, common mistake  
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5155 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2014 at 1:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-27 07:14:46 AM  
t0.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-27 11:11:33 AM  
i177.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 11:19:39 AM  
"If you didn't think it was illegal, why did you try to hide it?"
 
2014-02-27 11:46:38 AM  
Unfortunately for this Florida gentleman, however, trying to stash cocaine in a flower planter is still considered a criminal act under the Florida laws that still exist.

So it's only illegal if hidden.

Very interdasting
 
2014-02-27 11:57:31 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-27 12:00:50 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


This season has been a great advertisement for coke.

Pam is looking hot. Even Archer would fark her AND tell people afterward.
 
2014-02-27 12:06:57 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

This season has been a great advertisement for coke.

Pam is looking hot. Even Archer would fark her AND tell people afterward.


It's a helluva drug. Or so I'm told.
 
2014-02-27 12:15:10 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "If you didn't think it was illegal, why did you try to hide it?"


"Cocaine is expensive, and you know how cops are. I just didn't want to share."
 
2014-02-27 12:18:44 PM  
So he . . .

puts on shades

. . . planted the evidence.

yeaaaaah
 
2014-02-27 12:20:11 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I just spent 10 minutes resizing this

img.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 12:42:57 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


favourited. nice one.
 
2014-02-27 01:04:46 PM  

Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]



I would wreck Pam.
 
2014-02-27 01:07:32 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

I just spent 10 minutes resizing this

[img.photobucket.com image 230x177]


Ten minutes well spent?.
 
2014-02-27 01:07:35 PM  
His later tried to play off his attempt to stash what turned out to be less than a gram of cocaine

So a strong cup of coffee.
 
2014-02-27 01:08:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

This season has been a great advertisement for coke.

Pam is looking hot. Even Archer would fark her AND tell people afterward.


I wonder if they plan on making an R rated movie?  I would watch the shiat out of it.
 
2014-02-27 01:08:45 PM  

The_Sponge: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I would wreck Pam.


Because of the bodacious tittaaaays?

/may not be exact quote.
 
2014-02-27 01:09:19 PM  
img.fark.net

Did it snow?
 
2014-02-27 01:09:30 PM  
Wait, it is?
 
2014-02-27 01:10:05 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

Good nyborg man!
 
2014-02-27 01:11:38 PM  
Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*
 
2014-02-27 01:14:43 PM  
It's not.

catmacros.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-27 01:16:52 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

favourited. nice one.


I think Pam would wreck you.
 
2014-02-27 01:17:09 PM  

phoxxy: Did it snow?


Feeeeeline NICE!
 
2014-02-27 01:19:16 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


If you saw Pam, you'd question it as well.
/not unlike Krieger...
 
2014-02-27 01:21:37 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

I just spent 10 minutes resizing this


Reminds me of my ex after she married some poor guy and had a kid. No, not cocaine, but she went from a size 3 to a size 15 or some such.

She pretty much strapped her face to a feed bag after the first kid. This from a woman who said, 'I'd kill myself if I got fat.' I saw her and had to bite my tongue and not be a jerk.

/Glad I married someone a bit more vain.
//easier to fark your wife years later when she's still hot
///keeps me in shape too
 
2014-02-27 01:22:00 PM  
Having seen my share of Florida threads on Fark, are we sure it's illegal? Widely available cocaine would explain a hell of a lot.
 
2014-02-27 01:23:05 PM  
snltranscripts.jt.org

 Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: "I forgot!" How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don't say "I forgot"? Let's say you're on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, "I forgot armed robbery was illegal." Let's suppose he says back to you, "You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, 'I forgot'?" Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!"
 
2014-02-27 01:25:44 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*



May he who did not want to bang Jessica Rabbit cast the first stone.
 
2014-02-27 01:26:07 PM  

The_Sponge: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I would wreck Pam.


Me too!
 
2014-02-27 01:27:29 PM  
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-27 01:30:41 PM  
Trey Radel again?
 
2014-02-27 01:31:41 PM  

The_Sponge: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I would wreck Pam.


I think you would be the one getting wrecked, Sponge. She's like a chupacabra, but of dicks.
 
2014-02-27 01:36:50 PM  

whosits_112: The_Sponge: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I would wreck Pam.

I think you would be the one getting wrecked, Sponge. She's like a chupacabra, but of dicks.


snu-snu
 
2014-02-27 01:41:56 PM  
An easily made mistake, really.  If a state lets you shoot people and get away with it, why would they make anything illegal?
 
2014-02-27 01:42:02 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: The_Sponge: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]


I would wreck Pam.

Me too!


Doctor Krieger? Is that you?

aforanything.com
 
2014-02-27 01:46:21 PM  

inglixthemad: Because People in power are Stupid: Sybarite: [24.media.tumblr.com image 245x270]

I just spent 10 minutes resizing this

Reminds me of my ex after she married some poor guy and had a kid. No, not cocaine, but she went from a size 3 to a size 15 or some such.

She pretty much strapped her face to a feed bag after the first kid. This from a woman who said, 'I'd kill myself if I got fat.' I saw her and had to bite my tongue and not be a jerk.

/Glad I married someone a bit more vain.
//easier to fark your wife years later when she's still hot
///keeps me in shape too


Some people like fat sweathogs, don't be so judgmental.
 
2014-02-27 01:46:40 PM  
they were responding to a seemingly unrelated complaint of a woman screaming at a resort.

What was she screaming at the resort? Why, oh, why, oh, why, oh, did I ever leave Ohio?
 
2014-02-27 01:49:03 PM  
 
2014-02-27 01:51:55 PM  
It becomes illegal as soon as the CIA sells it to the dealers.
 
2014-02-27 02:03:47 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*



static2.wikia.nocookie.net
Yep.


upload.wikimedia.org
I'd hit it.


content8.flixster.com
Like the first of an angry god.

static.comicvine.com

Like the sword in the stone. Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England

img2.wikia.nocookie.net
...don't judge me.
 
2014-02-27 02:10:01 PM  
I was told this works as long as you are white.
 
2014-02-27 02:12:50 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


img.photobucket.com

I'd interface with her i/o ports.

/you're stuck with the squid bot
 
2014-02-27 02:14:59 PM  

MythDragon: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
Yep.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x326]
I'd hit it.


[content8.flixster.com image 360x270]
Like the first of an angry god.

[static.comicvine.com image 805x605]

Like the sword in the stone. Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 255x354]
...don't judge me.



You are now favorited in "Cartoon Farker" yellow.
 
2014-02-27 02:29:53 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: MythDragon: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
Yep.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x326]
I'd hit it.


[content8.flixster.com image 360x270]
Like the first of an angry god.

[static.comicvine.com image 805x605]

Like the sword in the stone. Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 255x354]
...don't judge me.


You are now favorited in "Cartoon Farker" yellow.


Well techincally, I'm not a cartoon farker because I haven't figured out a way to do it yet. I more of a 'Want to cartoon farker'
 
2014-02-27 02:40:09 PM  
1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2014-02-27 02:43:08 PM  

MythDragon: That's demon dust. He touch that, he die!
[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

YESSSSSS! OH HA HAI LIKE IT!

/God I laughed my ass off about that part.


Wow, that's an old movie. That was pretty funny.
 
2014-02-27 02:49:36 PM  
orcz.com
 
2014-02-27 03:32:20 PM  
 
2014-02-27 03:44:09 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: MythDragon: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
Yep.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x326]
I'd hit it.


[content8.flixster.com image 360x270]
Like the first of an angry god.

[static.comicvine.com image 805x605]

Like the sword in the stone. Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 255x354]
...don't judge me.


You are now favorited in "Cartoon Farker" yellow.


He even left out Mulan, and that chick from the first Heavy Metal movie.
 
2014-02-27 04:32:16 PM  

MythDragon: DROxINxTHExWIND: Hey y'all! Whats going on in this thr...


"Discussion about sex with a cartoon"


/*Slowly backs out*


[static2.wikia.nocookie.net image 720x540]
Yep.


[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x326]
I'd hit it.


[content8.flixster.com image 360x270]
Like the first of an angry god.

[static.comicvine.com image 805x605]

Like the sword in the stone. Whoever pulled me out would be crowned the next king of England

[img2.wikia.nocookie.net image 255x354]
...don't judge me.


Can't forget the princess from 'Fire And Ice'!

i1023.photobucket.com

hollywoodmetal.com

i1017.photobucket.com

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
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