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(The Local)   Those lithe French women, eh? With their lettuce diets, coquettish smiles, unnoticed pregnancies and babies' heads popping out to say bonjour   (thelocal.fr) divider line 26
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2014-02-27 09:49:10 AM  
In the toilet, she couldn't believe what was staring back at her.
 
2014-02-27 09:49:20 AM  
Sounds fat.
 
2014-02-27 09:49:50 AM  
Yes, I'm sure getting kicked in the stomach area is normal for her...FROM THE INSIDE
 
2014-02-27 09:53:19 AM  
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"Mme Krabappel et le principal Skinner étaient les bébés placard de décision et j'ai vu l'un des bébés et ensuite le bébé m'a regardé."
 
2014-02-27 09:55:15 AM  
How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?
 
2014-02-27 09:59:26 AM  

LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?


Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?
 
2014-02-27 09:59:28 AM  
So glad this isn't just an American issue. (Still sad it's a big enough issue here that there can be a television show solely devoted to recreating these types of surprise births.)
 
2014-02-27 09:59:39 AM  
No pictures of the wildebeest in question?
 
2014-02-27 10:06:09 AM  

LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?


Not very. This happened to a friend of mine back in 2004, and I couldn't believe it. I hadn't noticed any change at all. She was pretty involved in RotC (at least, that's what I think it was; some armed-forces thing) at the time and got a lot of exercise.
 
2014-02-27 10:06:13 AM  

abhorrent1: LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?

Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?


Hell no, I haven't watched that show - I have eyes and a memory, and they don't like things entering my brain that require bleach, wire brushes and vigorous scrubbing to remove. I can only imagine, and really don't want to. *shudder*
 
2014-02-27 10:12:29 AM  

dkimball: Yes, I'm sure getting kicked in the stomach area is normal for her...FROM THE INSIDE


The kicks are coming from INSIDE THE WOMB!

I can never understand how this type of thing happens.
 
2014-02-27 10:15:01 AM  

abhorrent1: LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?

Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?


A question I often ask myself when I see the moms at Walmart.
 
2014-02-27 10:25:47 AM  

Spaced Lion: LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?

Not very. This happened to a friend of mine back in 2004, and I couldn't believe it. I hadn't noticed any change at all. She was pretty involved in RotC (at least, that's what I think it was; some armed-forces thing) at the time and got a lot of exercise.


As long as I don't have to be 350 lbs for that to happen, should I ever get pregnant I would slaughter many a goat to any relevant deity to have that kind of pregnancy. Normally they seem to make women so miserable.
 
2014-02-27 10:49:47 AM  

abhorrent1: Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?


i1168.photobucket.com

/I'm gettin' a lotta mileage outta this pic....
 
2014-02-27 10:52:22 AM  
Similar thing happened to me this morning with a food baby.  One minute, I'm feeling fine as vagine', finishing up my second WAWA ham, sausage and cheese chibata melt, next there was an eruption which took the clenching strength of 10 grown men to restrain before I could hobble to the throne.  There was even crying involved.
 
2014-02-27 11:05:23 AM  

abhorrent1: LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?

Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?


alcoholics with access to at least 2 paper bags, one for her and one for you in case hers falls off.
 
2014-02-27 11:07:26 AM  
AAAnnnd ChipNASA beat me to it.  Well played.
 
2014-02-27 11:20:11 AM  
Rag on the French all you want but I was in Paris for two weeks last year and I swear to dog I have never seen more attractive women in one place.
 
2014-02-27 11:21:10 AM  

RedfordRenegade: Similar thing happened to me this morning with a food baby.  One minute, I'm feeling fine as vagine', finishing up my second WAWA ham, sausage and cheese chibata melt, next there was an eruption which took the clenching strength of 10 grown men to restrain before I could hobble to the throne.  There was even crying involved.


You're a poet.
 
2014-02-27 12:26:20 PM  

dkimball: Yes, I'm sure getting kicked in the stomach area is normal for her...FROM THE INSIDE


My kid never kicked hard enough to feel it.  In fact, everything the kid did in utero could easily have been mistaken for intestinal rumblings.  Nothing about the fetal movements I experienced were distinctively "baby"; it was very had to tell them apart.

I also didn't get a minute of morning sickness.  It wasn't until I was at the tail-end of the first trimester that I even knew I was pregnant...and that only happened because I ended up in the emergency room where they make all women of child-bearing age take a pregnancy test before treatment.

By the 7th month of pregnancy, I was beginning to get pregger's belly, but I never got huge.  I certainly didn't look big enough to be full-term when I went into labor 1 day after my due date.
 
2014-02-27 12:31:24 PM  

ristst: abhorrent1: Have you seen that show "I didn't know I was pregnant"?  Some pretty disgusting slobs on there. And the other question is, who the fark is farking that?

[i1168.photobucket.com image 376x534]

/I'm gettin' a lotta mileage outta this pic....


I'm a pretty jaded. In fact, I'd go so far as to say I can be quite the internet asshole. But whenever I see this picture, I can't help but think that this is the happiest day of what is probably a rough life for this guy. And somehow that makes me happy.

/Don't tell anyone I said this.
 
2014-02-27 12:42:12 PM  
dawww Abe has a soul.

/destroy it!
 
2014-02-27 12:47:40 PM  

LZeitgeist: How fat do you have to be to have no farking clue you're pregnant until the moment you give birth? WTF?


Honey Boo Boo's mother fat is the answer. Basically, most of Kentucky, Alabama and West Virginia fat.
 
2014-02-27 12:50:48 PM  
Could never happen to my wife. Any and every symptom she gets. Stomach ache, sneezing, the runs,zits...

Any slight malady no matter how unrelated to pregnancy and she rushes off to buy a pregnancy test kit.


You have a cold dear, not a pregnancy.

I, on the other hand would never mistake her being pregnant. My sweet gentle wife turns into a Godzilla/Satan/Hitler hybrid the moment she really gets pregnant
. I have to run and hide for 9 months.
 
2014-02-27 12:50:59 PM  

RedfordRenegade: Similar thing happened to me this morning with a food baby.  One minute, I'm feeling fine as vagine', finishing up my second WAWA ham, sausage and cheese chibata melt, next there was an eruption which took the clenching strength of 10 grown men to restrain before I could hobble to the throne.  There was even crying involved.


Toilet threat levels:

1) Tijuana Treat
2) UPS Cluster Delivery
3) Dunwich Horror
4) The Abyss
 
2014-02-28 10:59:58 PM  
With a helpful picture of what a nursing baby looks like.

What did the mother look like?
 
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