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(Sun Sentinel)   Christian school coach arrested on sex trafficking charges after police discovered his female sex database, which was all conveniently located on index cards   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 36
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2014-02-27 09:10:37 AM  
Index cards?  How primitive.  Couldn't the guy at least use Outlook or something to organize his "contacts"?

James Sylvester Ross, 63,

Oh, well, that explains it.
 
2014-02-27 09:15:22 AM  

wxboy: Index cards?  How primitive.  Couldn't the guy at least use Outlook or something to organize his "contacts"?


Seriously. Doesn't he know he's supposed to put it on Google Docs and set it to "public"?
 
2014-02-27 09:20:49 AM  
images.elephantjournal.com
 
2014-02-27 09:21:10 AM  
Everyone knows you are supposed to catalog your women in binders, not on index cards.

pixel.nymag.com
 
2014-02-27 09:23:22 AM  

Doc Daneeka: [images.elephantjournal.com image 399x336]


Guns n' Farkin Roses: Everyone knows you are supposed to catalog your women in binders, not on index cards.

[pixel.nymag.com image 356x225]


MIND TAKING
 
2014-02-27 09:23:26 AM  
The Do-Me Decimal System.
 
2014-02-27 09:23:57 AM  
Well I'm glad to know that some people are still recording important information for posterity.
 
2014-02-27 09:27:25 AM  
FTA...

Of the charges, Nichols said, "I'm a pastor. It is somewhat of a surprise but I've seen so many crazy things happen with pastors and religious people."
 
2014-02-27 09:29:13 AM  

shirtsbyeric: The Do-Me Decimal System.


Dude, we all switched to the Library of Sexual Congress System years ago.
 
2014-02-27 09:30:12 AM  

physt: FTA...

Of the charges, Nichols said, "I'm a pastor. It is somewhat of a surprise but I've seen so many crazy things happen with pastors and religious people."


I can imagine the kind of kink religious gay bondage orgies get up to..

/*shudder*
//also Ewwww!
 
2014-02-27 09:31:46 AM  
Index cards > Microsoft Access.
 
2014-02-27 09:38:41 AM  
Of the charges, Nichols said, "I'm a pastor. It is somewhat of a surprise but I've seen so many crazy things happen with pastors and religious people."

HAHAHAHAHA quote of the year right there
 
2014-02-27 09:40:47 AM  
they had to catch the guy with fake girls AND fake customers.

I am not so sure about trafficking.  Not defending the guy, he is probably scum, but seriously.

/why in these cases do real girls never seem to actually be involved?
 
2014-02-27 09:40:59 AM  
Seems smart to me.  It can be a biatch to sort through a large database without proper indices.
 
2014-02-27 09:41:53 AM  
I don't believe this for one second.

There's no way this guy could be interested in females.
 
2014-02-27 09:44:23 AM  

shirtsbyeric: The Do-Me Decimal System.


Excellent.
 
2014-02-27 09:44:55 AM  
Subby that isn't a database, that is a Rolodex.
 
2014-02-27 09:46:34 AM  

physt: FTA...

Of the charges, Nichols said, "I'm a pastor. It is somewhat of a surprise but I've seen so many crazy things happen with pastors and religious people."


Yeah, so strange. It's almost as if people trying to repress, conceal, or overcompensate for inappropriate sexual compulsions and behaviors might be drawn to religious life.

That's a real shocker, I tell ya. Who could have possibly predicted that? I mean, besides pretty much everybody paying attention?
 
2014-02-27 09:46:34 AM  
Pimpin' fo Jeaz-zus! No. 1 ho be named Mary M.
 
2014-02-27 09:53:30 AM  
Was this how he kept track of them all?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-27 10:02:58 AM  

shirtsbyeric: The Do-Me Decimal System.


+1, would lol again.
 
2014-02-27 10:05:40 AM  

ongbok: Subby that isn't a database, that is a Rolodex.


...which is a database that can't crash and isn't subject to hardward failure, incompatibility issues, or power outages....

/fondles belt-onion lovingly while gazing at Rolodex
//accept no substitutes
 
2014-02-27 10:20:39 AM  
From the video, it looks like the judge is doing a crossword puzzle during the hearing.  Multitasking, I like it.
 
2014-02-27 10:25:26 AM  

PunGent: shirtsbyeric: The Do-Me Decimal System.

+1, would lol again.


Me too.

PunGent: ongbok: Subby that isn't a database, that is a Rolodex.

...which is a database that can't crash and isn't subject to hardward failure, incompatibility issues, or power outages....

/fondles belt-onion lovingly while gazing at Rolodex
//accept no substitutes


What's funny is that kids wouldn't think to get into it because they didn't know what it was. I do admire his organizational skills.
 
2014-02-27 10:28:55 AM  

wxboy: Index cards?  How primitive.  Couldn't the guy at least use Outlook or something to organize his "contacts"?

James Sylvester Ross, 63,

Oh, well, that explains it.


While I'm not quite that old I'll have you know all my index cards have been transferred to micro fish. I've taught each guppie to memorize 1 index card.
I've also got both tee-vee networks programmed on my remoray control
 
2014-02-27 11:34:32 AM  
Unlawful use of a two way communication device?


Is this a bogus law meant to strengthen weak laws?
 
2014-02-27 11:36:39 AM  
media.miamiherald.com

He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would be pimping 15 year olds out of a rolodex. From a different article, it took all of a month to set up a sting to nab this guy and he was apparently pimping all ages, not just 15 year olds. Also, I'm pretty sure "winning basketball coach, taking the team to the state finals" means that his team beat on the other Christian private schools, not all of the other high school basketball teams in the state.
 
2014-02-27 11:56:21 AM  
I want to know why this school is closed?    Found it a bit odd that it had been open since 1970 and closed just as this former teacher was being caught pimping out the co-eds.    Can't help but wander if this whole thing went a bit deeper than just one teacher/former teacher.

That's quite a coincidence.
 
2014-02-27 12:06:32 PM  
Hmm interesting, I thought the "sex trafficking" charge relied on movement of the people, but according to wikipedia the "Trafficking Victims Protection Act of 2000" removes that requirement:

In addition, any minor involved in a commercial sex act in the United States while under the age of 18 qualifies as a trafficking victim, even if no force, fraud or coercion is involved, under the definition of Severe Forms of Trafficking in Persons, in the U.S. Trafficking Victims Protection Act of 2000
 
2014-02-27 12:12:13 PM  

lawboy87: I want to know why this school is closed?    Found it a bit odd that it had been open since 1970 and closed just as this former teacher was being caught pimping out the co-eds.    Can't help but wander if this whole thing went a bit deeper than just one teacher/former teacher.

That's quite a coincidence.


Well, the paragraph about his departure from the school gave a hint; the school was recruiting coaches to be teachers. That's something public schools do to save money, throw away the kid's future and have the dumb coaches pretend to be teachers.
When a private school dependent on private money starts doing it...
 
2014-02-27 12:13:16 PM  
If those cops need a hand with the investigation, May I offer up my time and call a couple of them womenz on the index cards for them......you know....to help out.
 
2014-02-27 12:13:24 PM  
wait, the guy is a coach?  are we sure his index cards weren't recruiting notes?


 name: Jane Doe

description: 6'2'', 75" wingspan, 32" vertical, muscular (best used as center)

Phone number: xxx-xxx-xxxx

Hobbies: Distance runner, volleyball


/they're not recruiting notes
 
2014-02-27 12:16:38 PM  

phyrkrakr: [media.miamiherald.com image 316x395]

He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would be pimping 15 year olds out of a rolodex. From a different article, it took all of a month to set up a sting to nab this guy and he was apparently pimping all ages, not just 15 year olds. Also, I'm pretty sure "winning basketball coach, taking the team to the state finals" means that his team beat on the other Christian private schools, not all of the other high school basketball teams in the state.


You can't blame the girls, he lead them into prostitution with his dashing good looks and suave manner.
 
2014-02-27 12:55:40 PM  

phyrkrakr: [media.miamiherald.com image 316x395]

He looks exactly like the kind of guy who would be pimping 15 year olds out of a rolodex. From a different article, it took all of a month to set up a sting to nab this guy and he was apparently pimping all ages, not just 15 year olds. Also, I'm pretty sure "winning basketball coach, taking the team to the state finals" means that his team beat on the other Christian private schools, not all of the other high school basketball teams in the state.


F. Murray Abraham? In my vagina? It's more likely (sound of riffing index cards) than you'd think.
 
2014-02-27 05:11:26 PM  
wbbh.images.worldnow.com  static.guim.co.uk
 
2014-02-27 05:27:15 PM  
I don't always keep female sex databases...

img.fark.net

...but when I do, I keep them on index cards.
 
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