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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-27 08:40:47 AM
My reaction to the headline: When COBOL met Forth.
 
2014-02-27 09:03:31 AM
Computer Over? Virus equals Very Yes?  This is not a good prize!
 
2014-02-27 09:08:13 AM
He needs:

exception = DA BRIDGE IS OUUUUUT
thread = SEE DA ENEMY DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
action delegate = I'M GOING TO UPLINK YOUR ASS
completed event = IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT
 
2014-02-27 10:30:42 AM
If variable = TUMAH!
then variable TUMAH!
else variable TUMAH!
 
2014-02-27 10:32:52 AM
Boo! Stupid HTML...

If variable = TUMAH!
then variable < > TUMAH!
else variable < > TUMAH!
 
2014-02-27 10:55:30 AM
I'd hate to see what a regular expression would look like in ArnoldC.
 
2014-02-27 11:02:15 AM

UberDave: He needs:

exception = DA BRIDGE IS OUUUUUT
thread = SEE DA ENEMY DRIVEN BEFORE YOU
action delegate = I'M GOING TO UPLINK YOUR ASS
completed event = IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT


IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT should have "true".
 
2014-02-27 11:21:39 AM
This is hilarious, if not the least bit useful.

Some possibilities:

deallocate storage = YOUVE JUST BEEN ERASED
declare a flat file database = NO SEQUEL FOR YOU (I know, a bit of a stretch...)

/Okay, this is taking too much time, so not worth the effort
 
2014-02-27 11:33:33 AM
Meh.  Still less cumbersome than COBOL.
 
2014-02-27 11:44:11 AM
return = SEE YOU AT THE PARTY RICHTAH
 
2014-02-27 12:06:22 PM
Inheritance: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?
 
2014-02-27 12:16:20 PM
server.sleep: EVERYBODY CHILL
 
2014-02-27 12:20:20 PM
Oblig for all Ahnold threads, at least as far as I'm concerned.
 
2014-02-27 12:26:24 PM

UberDave: He needs:

exception = DA BRIDGE IS OUUUUUT


I think "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE" would be better for exceptions.
 
2014-02-27 12:58:52 PM

This Looks Fun: Inheritance: WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO?


Pure win.
 
2014-02-27 02:08:30 PM

Cybernetic: UberDave: He needs:

exception = DA BRIDGE IS OUUUUUT

I think "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE" would be better for exceptions.


I was thinking that would be great TRY/CATCH syntax.
 
2014-02-27 10:22:46 PM
NOT EQUAL  should be ID DIS NOD A TOOMAH
 
2014-02-28 01:01:34 AM
Is there any room for LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNET?
 
2014-02-28 06:53:46 AM

Riche: Meh.  Still less cumbersome than COBOL.


Hell, intercal is less cumbersome than COBOL.
 
2014-02-28 11:15:55 AM
action delegate = GET TO DA CHOPPA
 
2014-02-28 01:33:23 PM
math.random = RUBBER BABY BUGGY BUMPERS
 
2014-02-28 11:36:29 PM
I like COBOL but only cuz I'm nuts.
 
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