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(London Evening Standard)   Captain of Concordia cruise ship returns to work for first time since running the liner onto a reef, asked to please take the bus rather than driving a car around the company parking lot   (standard.co.uk) divider line 19
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2014-02-27 09:33:52 AM
Desk job?
 
2014-02-27 09:37:55 AM
If by "returned to work" you really mean "returned to the ship he wrecked with his lawyers to see if there's any evidence he can use in his defense for manslaughter charges," then you're absolutely right, subby.
 
2014-02-27 09:41:18 AM
Oh shut up you coward. You had a job and you left people to die that you were responsible for. The cook at Burger King is more responsible then you are and there mistakes won't result in people dying.
 
2014-02-27 09:43:30 AM
elitechicagopartybus.com
 
2014-02-27 09:43:45 AM
"Returned to work"?

Well I say if he can crank up those diesels and sail 'er away then he should get another chance, but otherwise.... Just hang the stupid farker and get it over with. Two years already? Jebus farking christ.
 
2014-02-27 09:43:46 AM
Welcome to your new command!

www.marinefilm.co.uk
 
2014-02-27 09:45:45 AM
Work.  Wreck.....for many that's the same thing.
 
2014-02-27 09:52:15 AM
I dont think I would give him a job to work a boat ride at an amusment park
 
2014-02-27 09:52:15 AM

croesius:


For gods' sakes, don't let him drive the bus!
 
2014-02-27 09:53:19 AM

thatboyoverthere: Oh shut up you coward. You had a job and you left people to die that you were responsible for. The cook at Burger King is more responsible then you are and there mistakes won't result in people dying.


A little burger spit maybe.
 
2014-02-27 09:59:45 AM

DemDave: If by "returned to work" you really mean "returned to the ship he wrecked with his lawyers to see if there's any evidence he can use in his defense for manslaughter charges," then you're absolutely right, subby.


Right now, that's his job.  So in that sense, subby's correct.  Eventually, his job will be to sit quietly behind his prison bars.
 
2014-02-27 10:02:30 AM
Remember, this is Italy!  Some cute American babe will be found guilty of using witchcraft to take over Shiatheado's brain and making him run the ship onto the rocks.  Then, there will be 15 years of, "Guilty",  "Not Guilty", "Guilty", "Not Guilty".......

/It'll be the "trial of the century", because that's how long it will take.
 
2014-02-27 10:49:00 AM
Oh, I left out the part where some Italian geologists get throw in prison for not be on the ship's bridge and yelling, "Hey, those are rocks, look out!"
 
2014-02-27 10:52:11 AM
Chicken of the Sea.
 
2014-02-27 11:15:16 AM

thatboyoverthere: Oh shut up you coward. You had a job and you left people to die that you were responsible for. The cook at Burger King is more responsible then you are and there mistakes won't result in people dying.



Relevant
http://www.flickr.com/photos/80927985@N04/7417115618/.
 
2014-02-27 11:26:23 AM
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

/in good company
 
2014-02-27 12:54:20 PM
Vada a bordo, cazzo!

/too late?
 
2014-02-27 04:20:12 PM

zimbomba63: Remember, this is Italy!  Some cute American babe will be found guilty of using witchcraft to take over Shiatheado's brain and making him run the ship onto the rocks.  Then, there will be 15 years of, "Guilty",  "Not Guilty", "Guilty", "Not Guilty".......

/It'll be the "trial of the century", because that's how long it will take.


Sad but true.  Italy is one of those places where it's Always Somebody Else's Fault.
 
2014-02-27 08:10:11 PM
Reef, asteroid.  Same diff right?

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