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(Courier Mail)   Charlie Sheen asks people to stop calling his fiancee a porn star. Instead, refer to her as his future ex-wife and/or witness for the prosecution   ( couriermail.com.au) divider line
    More: Followup, Charlie Sheen, Brett Rossi, porn stars, engagements, prosecutors  
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2014-02-27 08:03:04 AM  
+1
 
2014-02-27 08:17:55 AM  
... Well, that's what she is!
 
2014-02-27 08:26:01 AM  
She's not a stripper, she's a DANCER!!
 
2014-02-27 08:35:02 AM  
resources2.news.com.auimg.answcdn.com
 
2014-02-27 09:04:31 AM  
I never thought I'd be saying something like this, but if he's gonna marry an ex-pornstar, he can do better.
 
2014-02-27 09:22:04 AM  
Her clam is something to behold.
 
2014-02-27 09:35:37 AM  
Just did some research and her videos are pretty top notch.
 
2014-02-27 09:45:16 AM  

exparrot: She's not a stripper, she's an exotic DANCER!!


FTFY.That means it's all classy
 
2014-02-27 09:46:47 AM  

Lipspinach: Her clam is something to behold licked.

 
2014-02-27 09:50:39 AM  

Yomoxu: I never thought I'd be saying something like this, but if he's gonna marry an ex-pornstar, he can do better.


Haven't you ever had a REALLY GOOD roast beef sandwich?  perfect draping,  a proper salty taste, and then you can mix in your own specialized sauce for that once an hour meal?
 
2014-02-27 09:54:08 AM  
And her real name sounds like a porn star name anyways.
 
2014-02-27 10:01:36 AM  
Porn actress, then?
 
2014-02-27 10:11:49 AM  
I like his other porn star girlfriend better.
 
2014-02-27 10:12:49 AM  
He can call her whatever he wants to, at the end of the day she's still going to do the same thing to him she always was, try to squeeze every red cent she can out of him via farking. She'll divorce him just as soon as she figures she's going to get the amount of alimony she wants.
 
2014-02-27 10:25:11 AM  

ambercat: He can call her whatever he wants to, at the end of the day she's still going to do the same thing to him she always was, try to squeeze every red cent she can out of him via farking. She'll divorce him just as soon as she figures she's going to get the amount of alimony she wants.


Winning?
 
2014-02-27 10:39:56 AM  

TheLopper: ambercat: He can call her whatever he wants to, at the end of the day she's still going to do the same thing to him she always was, try to squeeze every red cent she can out of him via farking. She'll divorce him just as soon as she figures she's going to get the amount of alimony she wants.

Winning?


Charlie has 2.5 Men residuals that will come in forever pretty much.  I say go hard Charlie!
 
2014-02-27 10:53:22 AM  
Maybe he has not seen her movies.
 
2014-02-27 11:01:26 AM  

Yomoxu: I never thought I'd be saying something like this, but if he's gonna marry an ex-pornstar, he can do better.


Hmmm.  Going to have to watch a few of her scenes to judge.

So I can be objective.
 
2014-02-27 11:08:52 AM  

JohnnyCanuck: Porn actress, then?


Exactly.  They can't all be stars.  Too bad for her, really.  Porn extra?  Stand-in?  Understudy?  Porn 3rd lead?
 
2014-02-27 11:12:11 AM  

stuhayes2010: Just did some research and her videos are pretty top notch.


At a glance they appear to be all lesbian and solo masturbation videos.
 
2014-02-27 11:48:52 AM  
He dated Ginger Lynn back in the '80's. Bree Olson was one of the "Goddesses" a couple years ago when he went crazy. Now he is marrying another former porn actress.

Hey Carlos, if you don't want people calling your girlfriend a Pornstar, STOP DATING THEM!

//and send them over to me. I have no such pride.
 
2014-02-27 12:04:51 PM  
Jesus, was that video from the "Faces of Meth" series?
 
2014-02-27 12:10:13 PM  
Hey Charlie, why do you just shut the fark up and try to do something to amuse us.  Oh, and have your skank bag show us her tits.
 
2014-02-27 12:12:16 PM  
Aye, and hillbillies want to be known as 'sons of the soil', but it ain't happenin'


So Angus and McTavish are sitting around in the pub. Angus takes a long pull at his drink, looks out the door and says "Angus, you see that bridge out there."

"Aye Angus, I do"

"S'a goood Bridge. Built it with me bare hands I did. But do they call me angus the bridge builder?"

"No angus they don't" he says sympathetically.

"And ya see that roof on the school. S' a good rooooof, took me a month, with me bare hands." He takes a pull again. "But do they call me Angus the Roof Maker?"

"No angus they don't"

Angus takes another deeeeep pull at his beer, his face going red.

"But you fark ONE Sheep . . .!!!!"
 
2014-02-27 12:17:18 PM  

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: He dated Ginger Lynn back in the '80's. Bree Olson was one of the "Goddesses" a couple years ago when he went crazy. Now he is marrying another former porn actress.

Hey Carlos, if you don't want people calling your girlfriend a Pornstar, STOP DATING THEM!

//and send them over to me. I have no such pride.


Oh yeah, he also made the movie "Rated X" with his brother Emilio Estevez (both wearing skin caps to appear bald!) for Showtime. It was about the Mitchell Brothers, producers of "Behind the Green Door."
Yeah. Charlie has a Pron Fetish. I'm surprised he doesn't just embrace it.
 
2014-02-27 12:28:21 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: stuhayes2010: Just did some research and her videos are pretty top notch.

At a glance they appear to be all lesbian and solo masturbation videos.


Which is why Charlie's right. She's not a porn star. I don't think you need to do DVDA to be a star, but you gotta take a facial.
 
2014-02-27 12:36:58 PM  

Trocadero: Which is why Charlie's right. She's not a porn star. I don't think you need to do DVDA to be a star, but you gotta take a facial.


Saw one scene with a penis.  And if you spend enough time with your face in another woman's crotch you have to get SOMETHING on your face at some point.  That's got to count for something.
 
2014-02-27 12:44:42 PM  
How about just calling her "Plaintiff"?
 
2014-02-27 12:45:43 PM  
So she's in shipping and receiving...well mainly receiving.
 
2014-02-27 12:58:21 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Trocadero: Which is why Charlie's right. She's not a porn star. I don't think you need to do DVDA to be a star, but you gotta take a facial.

Saw one scene with a penis.  And if you spend enough time with your face in another woman's crotch you have to get SOMETHING on your face at some point.  That's got to count for something.


Alan Tudyk is great and has been in almost everything, but that doesn't make him a star.
/sorry, Alan, for bringing you up in a thread about Charlie Sheen and DVDA
 
2014-02-27 01:21:25 PM  

Trocadero: Satanic_Hamster: stuhayes2010: Just did some research and her videos are pretty top notch.

At a glance they appear to be all lesbian and solo masturbation videos.

Which is why Charlie's right. She's not a porn star. I don't think you need to do DVDA to be a star, but you gotta take a facial.


^That
 
2014-02-27 02:16:35 PM  
So, let's do a little google voodoo ... cross Brett Rossi with xHamster and....
realtylab.files.wordpress.com


Well, that's certainly a novel approach to CPR.
 
2014-02-27 04:18:54 PM  
To think that his father took the name "Sheen" from Bishop Fulton J. Sheen.
 
2014-02-27 05:27:10 PM  

Rev. Skarekroe: I like his other porn star girlfriend better.


Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows:
//and send them over to me. I have no such pride.

Exactly.  For me it would be a huge point of pride.  I'd have t-shirts made.
 
2014-02-27 05:29:23 PM  

Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: Hi! I can lick my own eyebrows: He dated Ginger Lynn back in the '80's. Bree Olson was one of the "Goddesses" a couple years ago when he went crazy. Now he is marrying another former porn actress.

Hey Carlos, if you don't want people calling your girlfriend a Pornstar, STOP DATING THEM!

//and send them over to me. I have no such pride.

Oh yeah, he also made the movie "Rated X" with his brother Emilio Estevez (both wearing skin caps to appear bald!) for Showtime. It was about the Mitchell Brothers, producers of "Behind the Green Door."
Yeah. Charlie has a Pron Fetish. I'm surprised he doesn't just embrace it.


Id say he does embrace it.  Constantly.  I think he's 5th on the list of guys who have banged the most porn stars and the other 4 have done it as there career for 20+ years.
 
2014-02-27 07:32:37 PM  
"Did you hear that? They called me a whore! They actually called me a whore!"

"But, Signora Perón, it's an easy mistake. I'm still called an admiral, though I gave up the sea long ago."
 
2014-02-27 09:51:13 PM  

Mad-Hamlet: So, let's do a little google voodoo ... cross Brett Rossi with xHamster and....
[realtylab.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]


Well, that's certainly a novel approach to CPR.


I'm sorry but I have a problem with this. Who goes to Xhamster and then comes back to Fark??
 
2014-02-27 10:15:34 PM  

Besthubbyevar: Mad-Hamlet: So, let's do a little google voodoo ... cross Brett Rossi with xHamster and....
[realtylab.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]


Well, that's certainly a novel approach to CPR.

I'm sorry but I have a problem with this. Who goes to Xhamster and then comes back to Fark??


a total farker?
 
2014-02-27 11:19:23 PM  
Not seeing the problem. She has only done lesbian porn and masturbation, so it's not like she's been tag teamed by Mandingo and Mr. Marcus.
 
2014-02-28 12:24:57 AM  
6 months.
 
2014-02-28 01:24:32 AM  

Besthubbyevar: Mad-Hamlet: So, let's do a little google voodoo ... cross Brett Rossi with xHamster and....
[realtylab.files.wordpress.com image 300x250]


Well, that's certainly a novel approach to CPR.

I'm sorry but I have a problem with this. Who goes to Xhamster and then comes back to Fark??


I bet they were going back and forth in 20 minute intervals.
 
2014-02-28 01:25:36 AM  

Trocadero: Satanic_Hamster: stuhayes2010: Just did some research and her videos are pretty top notch.

At a glance they appear to be all lesbian and solo masturbation videos.

Which is why Charlie's right. She's not a porn star. I don't think you need to do DVDA to be a star, but you gotta take a facial.


neilbradley: Not seeing the problem. She has only done lesbian porn and masturbation, so it's not like she's been tag teamed by Mandingo and Mr. Marcus.


http://www.redtube.com/575532 NSFW. Scene starts at 1:18:00. You're welcome.
 
2014-02-28 07:54:01 AM  

neilbradley: it's not like she's been tag teamed by Mandingo and Mr. Marcus.


There's a place in St. Louis called Gus Pretzels. they're about a foot long, thick straight pretzels.

I was at a crowded convenience store one time and this guy says "Give me one of those Mandingo Pretzels! "
A handful of us started laughing :)

/had to explain the humor to my wife later though...
// google video search :)
 
2014-02-28 05:50:12 PM  
Is c*m dumpster still OK?

I don't want to offend anybody.
 
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