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(CBS Chicago)   Stop me if you've heard this one before: a tiger walks in to a bar   (chicago.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2448 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2014 at 12:36 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-27 11:36:42 AM  
It's OK, though, because the police captured it by ensnaring one of its phalanges, which is the preferred method of restraining Panthera tigris.  They subsequently released it when it bellowed in protest.
 
2014-02-27 11:53:42 AM  
He's been to a few bars, I would assume..

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2014-02-27 12:12:26 PM  
I'm surprised they didn't gun it down, plant coke on the owner, claim it was suicide, skin the thing for it's pelt and sell it's bits on the black market.

Hmm, that sounds like a plan...
 
2014-02-27 12:40:07 PM  
So what subby, this tiger lived in a bar
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2014-02-27 12:40:41 PM  
Seriously though, what good is having a tiger if you can't take it for a walk?
 
2014-02-27 12:43:10 PM  
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2014-02-27 12:45:29 PM  
Is this the one where the Chinese bartender says: "We don't serve Tiggers here"?
 
2014-02-27 12:50:20 PM  

All Latest: [i527.photobucket.com image 587x800]


Oh my god!  Everybody run!!
 
2014-02-27 12:55:48 PM  
"We don't see many tigers in here."
"I wouldn't think so. Not at these prices!"


(jk)
 
2014-02-27 01:06:47 PM  
Allahu katbar!
 
2014-02-27 01:17:45 PM  
Stop subby!  Just stop right there.
 
2014-02-27 01:38:27 PM  
 
2014-02-27 01:45:09 PM  
In his defense, he thought it was a stripe club.
 
2014-02-27 02:37:25 PM  
obligatory Gif

too big to post
 
2014-02-27 03:50:58 PM  
I like the one where the cougar walks into the bar....
 
2014-02-27 10:31:18 PM  
Kitty!
 
2014-02-28 01:49:17 AM  

gopher321: I'm surprised they didn't gun it down, plant coke on the owner, claim it was suicide, skin the thing for it's pelt and sell it's bits on the black market.

Hmm, that sounds like a plan...


Dude, it wasn't a panther...
 
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