nakedcritic: <FredNorris> Carol Alt isn't a supermodel </FredNorris>
stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding. Awwww Yeahhh!
jayhawk88: stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding. Awwww Yeahhh!stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?
Pants full of macaroni!!: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]"Woof!"
Snapper Carr: Much like the music that shares her name, Alt peaked in the mid 90's
HotIgneous Intruder: Upton is a pudgy thing.
rocinante721: [www.homebrewtalk.com image 333x500]RIP Kaiser Alt^ my 1st RIP troll; not proud of it
ChrisDe: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton is a pudgy thing.This. There's just no body definition there, just a straight line from top to bottom. Yes, I'm aware she has a large rack.[i.cdn.turner.com image 347x500]
grinding_journalist: Google translated that entire article for me to one sentence:"I'm sad that my looks are fading when I was once known for my looks, and now I'm jealous that other, younger girls are in the spotlight I once had."
stupiddream: jayhawk88: stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding. Awwww Yeahhh!stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?Don't worry your pretty little head about it. It ain't your concern.Now we could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but we had to go all the way baby. All the way home and get $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah.
LesserEvil: The thing about Kate Upton is that she is literally "The Girl Next Door" - she's hot, but approachable. You know that if she's infatuated with you, it's going to be fun.In other words, most hot girls usually turn out to be stuck on themselves and guys end up being sick of putting up with their shiat. Kate doesn't come across like that at all.In a nutshell, that's her appeal.
Nana's Vibrator: It's just a social experiment, Carol. Is starving yourself and working out a waste of time when you have large breasts to distract viewers?
flaminio: Snapper Carr: Much like the music that shares her name, Alt peaked in the mid 90'sCarol Alt DELETE!
Onkel Buck: Upron will get fat, just like Anna Nicole did
thompsonius: I misread that as "kisses"/liked my version more
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