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(E! Online)   Carol Alt disses Kate Upton. CATFIGHT   (eonline.com) divider line 75
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2014-02-27 08:46:41 AM
Kate Upton > Carol Alt in her prime
 
2014-02-27 09:03:09 AM
Yeah, like I'm listening to some alt.
 
2014-02-27 09:52:26 AM

i253.photobucket.com

*Speak and Spell voice*Ladies...ladies...retract the claws...there is more than enough...of the Hawkster...to go around.
 
2014-02-27 10:32:06 AM
I would love to "dis" Kate in many horrible ways.
 
2014-02-27 10:33:37 AM
<FredNorris> Carol Alt isn't a supermodel </FredNorris>
 
2014-02-27 10:33:47 AM
I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!
 
2014-02-27 10:35:17 AM
It's just a social experiment, Carol.  Is starving yourself and working out a waste of time when you have large breasts to distract viewers?
 
2014-02-27 10:35:28 AM

nakedcritic: <FredNorris> Carol Alt isn't a supermodel </FredNorris>


Came here to say the same of Kate.

Didn't get passed the erroneous first sentence of the article.
 
2014-02-27 10:38:59 AM

stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!


stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?
 
2014-02-27 10:39:14 AM
static4.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-27 10:40:03 AM
Much like the music that shares her name, Alt peaked in the mid 90's
 
2014-02-27 10:41:37 AM
Upton is a pudgy thing.
 
2014-02-27 10:44:12 AM

jayhawk88: stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!

stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?


Don't worry your pretty little head about it. It ain't your concern.

Now we could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but we had to go all the way baby. All the way home and get $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah.
 
2014-02-27 10:44:20 AM
i4.ytimg.com

"Woof!"
 
2014-02-27 10:49:30 AM
So skinny old women don't like fat young women?
 
2014-02-27 10:50:05 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: [i4.ytimg.com image 320x180]

"Woof!"


Don't you mean "RRREAARRRR!!:
 
2014-02-27 10:53:25 AM
That is a "D", not a "K"?

Nevermind, then.
 
2014-02-27 10:53:51 AM

Snapper Carr: Much like the music that shares her name, Alt peaked in the mid 90's


Carol Alt DELETE!
 
2014-02-27 10:55:39 AM
I misread that as "kisses"

/liked my version more
 
2014-02-27 10:59:49 AM
www.homebrewtalk.com

RIP Kaiser Alt

^ my 1st RIP troll; not proud of it
 
2014-02-27 11:00:29 AM

HotIgneous Intruder: Upton is a pudgy thing.


This. There's just no body definition there, just a straight line from top to bottom. Yes, I'm aware she has a large rack.

i.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-02-27 11:04:49 AM
Kate Upton has a superpower.  Her superpower is looking like she could fall our of her clothes at literally any moment.  Every time I look at a picture of her, I wait for her top to fall off.  I know it's just a picture, and it's never going to change, but I wait anyhow.  Superpowers are strange that way.
 
2014-02-27 11:06:23 AM

rocinante721: [www.homebrewtalk.com image 333x500]

RIP Kaiser Alt

^ my 1st RIP troll; not proud of it


I'm a huge fan of the RIP meme. You failed at it.
 
2014-02-27 11:07:35 AM
Can you trust Carol Alt. I mean, she has her own show on Fox News, for crying out loud!
 
2014-02-27 11:08:41 AM
I meant "Can you trust Carol Alt?" with a question mark. Punctuation fail.
 
2014-02-27 11:15:32 AM

ChrisDe: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton is a pudgy thing.

This. There's just no body definition there, just a straight line from top to bottom. Yes, I'm aware she has a large rack.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 347x500]


I wanna jump on her belly.
 
2014-02-27 11:16:36 AM
Now kiss.jpg
 
2014-02-27 11:20:39 AM
(mutters about doing everything himself around here)

For comparison's sake, yes?

galleryplus.ebayimg.com

crack.so

/yes, I know they didn't have photoshop back in the day, whatta want me to do about it?
//lord, Alt posed nude a lot
///not without my triple slashies
 
2014-02-27 11:25:03 AM
Because beeeeewwwwwbs!!!
 
2014-02-27 11:25:04 AM
The thing about Kate Upton is that she is literally "The Girl Next Door" - she's hot, but approachable. You know that if she's infatuated with you, it's going to be fun.

In other words, most hot girls usually turn out to be stuck on themselves and guys end up being sick of putting up with their shiat. Kate doesn't come across like that at all.

In a nutshell, that's her appeal.
 
2014-02-27 11:25:41 AM
Google translated that entire article for me to one sentence:

"I'm sad that my looks are fading when I was once known for my looks, and now I'm jealous that other, younger girls are in the spotlight I once had."
 
2014-02-27 11:27:28 AM

stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!


Where did you get $240?
 
2014-02-27 11:31:01 AM

jayhawk88: stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!

stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?


Damn it.

How foolish of me to get excited and think I'm the first person to notice the world is round.

I salute your speed, sir.
 
2014-02-27 11:34:19 AM

grinding_journalist: Google translated that entire article for me to one sentence:

"I'm sad that my looks are fading when I was once known for my looks, and now I'm jealous that other, younger girls are in the spotlight I once had."


Del-Carol-Alt - Force-quit "Envy"
 
2014-02-27 11:36:45 AM

stupiddream: jayhawk88: stupiddream: I'd pay to see that if it involved $240 worth of pudding.  Awwww Yeahhh!

stupiddream, where you gonna get $240?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it. It ain't your concern.

Now we could of bought $100 worth of pudding, and that would have been a lot of pudding, but we had to go all the way baby. All the way home and get $240 worth of pudding. Aw yeah.


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-27 11:39:56 AM
Also, if she Romos Verlander, I'm going to be pissed.
 
2014-02-27 11:40:02 AM

LesserEvil: The thing about Kate Upton is that she is literally "The Girl Next Door" - she's hot, but approachable. You know that if she's infatuated with you, it's going to be fun.

In other words, most hot girls usually turn out to be stuck on themselves and guys end up being sick of putting up with their shiat. Kate doesn't come across like that at all.

In a nutshell, that's her appeal.


I think you vastly overestimate how much personal info the people she appeals to know.
 
2014-02-27 11:49:34 AM
Didn't Girls Gone Wild do the zero-G thing years ago?
 
2014-02-27 11:54:12 AM
All I read was Boobies
 
2014-02-27 11:56:13 AM

Nana's Vibrator: It's just a social experiment, Carol.  Is starving yourself and working out a waste of time when you have large breasts to distract viewers?


Upton is closer in body type to the girls I know (and probably most guys know) than to the starving supermodels, which I think is a big part of her attraction.
 
2014-02-27 11:59:24 AM
I'd hit that chunky thing in more ways than you could imagine. She is beautiful. Anyone who says they wouldnt be proud to call her your SO is a farking liar. liar liar pants on fire.
 
2014-02-27 12:06:39 PM

flaminio: Snapper Carr: Much like the music that shares her name, Alt peaked in the mid 90's

Carol Alt DELETE!


/giggle
 
2014-02-27 12:11:47 PM

JohnnyCanuck:


Thanks
 
2014-02-27 12:14:53 PM

ChrisDe: HotIgneous Intruder: Upton is a pudgy thing.

This. There's just no body definition there, just a straight line from top to bottom. Yes, I'm aware she has a large rack.

[i.cdn.turner.com image 347x500]


Is she pregnant in that photo?
 
2014-02-27 12:15:06 PM
Upron will get fat, just like Anna Nicole did
 
2014-02-27 12:19:26 PM

Onkel Buck: Upron will get fat, just like Anna Nicole did


You say that as if its a bad thing.

/Liked the chunky ANS just fine.
 
2014-02-27 12:20:12 PM

thompsonius: I misread that as "kisses"

/liked my version more


Ok, so I wasn't the only one. was hoping for some nice pics
 
2014-02-27 12:23:55 PM
Which one is which?
 
2014-02-27 12:24:33 PM

Onkel Buck: Upron will get fat, just like Anna Nicole did


This right here.

I recently saw a chunky Natasha Henstridge on a Lifetime movie and it made me sad. She's also a hint of what Kate Upton could look like in about 10 years.
 
2014-02-27 12:28:47 PM
Carol Alt?

Who's her main?
 
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