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(Daily Times (Nigeria))   Man arrested for having sex with goat claims he asked the creature's permission, first. Good to see that chivalry isn't dead   (dailytimes.com.ng) divider line 63
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2014-02-27 12:36:22 PM  
I would have had sex with that goat sooner, but it was just a kid, and I dont fark little kids.
 
2014-02-27 01:05:14 PM  
This reminds me of a time a student at our school was rumored to have done this. THere is a t-shirt I wanted to get from him that shows either a sheep or a goat saying BAAA means NOOO.
 
2014-02-27 01:07:01 PM  
He built 50 water wells, nobody calls him Malam the well builder.  But you fark ONE goat...
 
2014-02-27 01:35:41 PM  
Ah, an inter-species erotica thread. We need more of these.
 
2014-02-27 01:36:01 PM  

vernonFL: I would have had sex with that goat sooner, but it was just a kid, and I dont fark little kids.


I see what 'you' did.
 
2014-02-27 01:36:14 PM  
Thanks Obaa aaa aaa ma!
 
2014-02-27 01:36:30 PM  
Wake up sheeple!
 
2014-02-27 01:36:50 PM  
"He called on the court to do justice for him because he knows that what he did was an offence to a society and against the Islamic injunctions. "

umm.. no its not.. unless the goat was male maybe?  cause then thats sick
 
2014-02-27 01:39:35 PM  
Chivalry comes from "chevalier", meaning "horse farker".
 
2014-02-27 01:40:07 PM  
Looks consensual to me.


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2014-02-27 01:40:08 PM  
He didn't do it capriciously.
 
2014-02-27 01:40:23 PM  
I don't know if I would go with the defence "I've done it 10 times before and never been arrested"....I might wait till I had to use that one.
 
2014-02-27 01:40:28 PM  
Sounds like a good place for a 'don't ask and please, for the love of god don't tell' policy.
 
2014-02-27 01:40:52 PM  
He asked the horse, but the horse said "nay"
 
2014-02-27 01:41:37 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

I have no idea what you're talking about.  So here's a woman making out with a goat.
 
2014-02-27 01:42:04 PM  
cineplex.media.baselineresearch.com
 
2014-02-27 01:42:37 PM  
chèvre-ly?
 
2014-02-27 01:42:59 PM  
Too hipster for me, I prefer animals without beards.
 
2014-02-27 01:44:20 PM  

vernonFL: I would have had sex with that goat sooner, but it was just a kid, and I dont fark little kids.


I see what ewe did there,
 
2014-02-27 01:48:22 PM  

kdawg7736: This reminds me of a time a student at our school was rumored to have done this. THere is a t-shirt I wanted to get from him that shows either a sheep or a goat saying BAAA means NOOO.


Actually it would mean "yes" if it were a Cambodian goat.
បាទ in Khmer.
/just sayin...

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2014-02-27 01:50:15 PM  
He said animals satisfied his demand, that is why he is not after women in the state just to avoid embarrassment but still he found himself ambushed by people in the area.

One would think that the level of embarrassment at being rejected by a woman you wanted to fark would be several orders of magnitude less than that of being known as a goat-farker. But clearly anyone who would fark a goat doesn't have great reasoning ability.
 
2014-02-27 01:51:05 PM  

Fano: He didn't do it capriciously.


good one
 
2014-02-27 01:51:31 PM  

Bslim: Ah, an inter-species erotica thread. We need more of these.


Bestiality Trifecta.
 
2014-02-27 01:53:07 PM  
Farking nanny state.
 
2014-02-27 01:55:34 PM  
Ship him to Iran where it's socially acceptable to boink your herd.
 
2014-02-27 01:56:23 PM  

vernonFL: I would have had sex with that goat sooner, but it was just a kid, and I dont fark little kids.


I never thought about it in this way before but you are correct good sir. Properly speaking there is no such thing as pedophila as it's just another form of zoophila, human's being apes and all. In fact, we should call adult sex exactly what it is--incestuous zoophilia.
 
2014-02-27 01:56:28 PM  
Meh. Too domesticated for my refined tastes.
 
2014-02-27 01:57:30 PM  

kvinesknows: "He called on the court to do justice for him because he knows that what he did was an offence to a society and against the Islamic injunctions. "

umm.. no its not.. unless the goat was male maybe?  cause then thats sick


Nope. It's forbidden. WikiIslam, Jihad watch and barenakedislam are not exactly unbiased sources
 
2014-02-27 01:57:37 PM  
a good goat like that is hard to find...
 
2014-02-27 02:01:21 PM  
Farking goats is okay; it's part of my religion. AZ GOP senators said it was okay.
 
2014-02-27 02:01:42 PM  
He love that goat...

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2014-02-27 02:03:25 PM  
i1.ytimg.com
They found her in Orange County.
 
2014-02-27 02:04:32 PM  
What country is this?

More interesting than the goat farker, because we seem to have plenty of animal molesters in the world, is the poll "When nature calls: Tissue or Water?  WTF!

/ Animal kingdom is seeing plenty of action: cows, goats, sheep, dogs (both dead and alive),you name it.
// What happens in the barn, stays in the barn.
 
2014-02-27 02:04:47 PM  
this was not the first time of having sex with animals inside bush

At least he wasn't doing the buttsecks with the goat.
 
2014-02-27 02:09:49 PM  
"Police Arrest Man for Having Sex with Goat in Jigawa"

I didn't know that goats  had a Jigawa!

/couldn't be a big one
 
2014-02-27 02:14:20 PM  

zimbomba63: What country is this?


Nigeria
 
2014-02-27 02:16:46 PM  
Ooooh yeahhhh... Soooo sexxxy.

www.americanhumanefilmtv.org
 
2014-02-27 02:17:04 PM  
The Talking Goat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IhNuUjK6CI  NSFW words
 
2014-02-27 02:19:37 PM  
I honestly have no problem with this, at all.  I'm not even sure how it can be viewed as illegal.  Honestly.

I get it, it is 'icky' by normal standards, but are people not aware of the entire (HUGE) industries that exist solely around animal sex?  I don't mean animal porn or anything, I'm talking about animal breeding.  People routinely jerk off animals all the time, then cram parts of their body up other animals to forcefully impregnate them.  Lots of times they do even weirder stuff like extract embryos and freeze them so they can force one female animal to carry the offspring of a more valuable female so they can sell more of them.

All of this is done for the pleasure of people.  That's it.

So if a guy wants to bang a goat - he's a sicko.
If a guy wants to run a farm for he professionally jerks off, arm-bangs thousands of goats and sell the offspring to people who want famous goats/pure bred goats - that's totally okay?

It's okay to exploit animals sexually, so long as you aren't doing it for your sexual pleasure, but instead, some other type of pleasure that is equally trivial.
 
2014-02-27 02:26:55 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I honestly have no problem with this, at all.  I'm not even sure how it can be viewed as illegal.  Honestly.

I get it, it is 'icky' by normal standards, but are people not aware of the entire (HUGE) industries that exist solely around animal sex?  I don't mean animal porn or anything, I'm talking about animal breeding.  People routinely jerk off animals all the time, then cram parts of their body up other animals to forcefully impregnate them.  Lots of times they do even weirder stuff like extract embryos and freeze them so they can force one female animal to carry the offspring of a more valuable female so they can sell more of them.

All of this is done for the pleasure of people.  That's it.

So if a guy wants to bang a goat - he's a sicko.
If a guy wants to run a farm for he professionally jerks off, arm-bangs thousands of goats and sell the offspring to people who want famous goats/pure bred goats - that's totally okay?

It's okay to exploit animals sexually, so long as you aren't doing it for your sexual pleasure, but instead, some other type of pleasure that is equally trivial.


At the primate center we used electrical stimulation to induce orgasm... so there's that.  Also, if you hang around them long enough they kind of just tend to throw it at you, along with other excretions.
 
2014-02-27 02:33:14 PM  

rkiller1: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]
They found her in Orange County.


I always chuckle when he introduces her to his mother as 'the virgin Connie Swayle.'
 
2014-02-27 02:33:24 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I honestly have no problem with this, at all.  I'm not even sure how it can be viewed as illegal.  Honestly.

I get it, it is 'icky' by normal standards, but are people not aware of the entire (HUGE) industries that exist solely around animal sex?  I don't mean animal porn or anything, I'm talking about animal breeding.  People routinely jerk off animals all the time, then cram parts of their body up other animals to forcefully impregnate them.  Lots of times they do even weirder stuff like extract embryos and freeze them so they can force one female animal to carry the offspring of a more valuable female so they can sell more of them.

All of this is done for the pleasure of people.  That's it.

So if a guy wants to bang a goat - he's a sicko.
If a guy wants to run a farm for he professionally jerks off, arm-bangs thousands of goats and sell the offspring to people who want famous goats/pure bred goats - that's totally okay?

It's okay to exploit animals sexually, so long as you aren't doing it for your sexual pleasure, but instead, some other type of pleasure that is equally trivial.


We have found dogfarker's alt account.
 
2014-02-27 02:33:45 PM  

HammerHeadSnark: zimbomba63: What country is this?

Nigeria


Thanks, I couldn't place it by the names of the people mentioned.  Looking at the article again, the "NG" should have been the tip off.
 
2014-02-27 02:37:13 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I honestly have no problem with this, at all.  I'm not even sure how it can be viewed as illegal.  Honestly.

I get it, it is 'icky' by normal standards, but are people not aware of the entire (HUGE) industries that exist solely around animal sex?  I don't mean animal porn or anything, I'm talking about animal breeding.  People routinely jerk off animals all the time, then cram parts of their body up other animals to forcefully impregnate them.  Lots of times they do even weirder stuff like extract embryos and freeze them so they can force one female animal to carry the offspring of a more valuable female so they can sell more of them.

All of this is done for the pleasure of people.  That's it.

So if a guy wants to bang a goat - he's a sicko.
If a guy wants to run a farm for he professionally jerks off, arm-bangs thousands of goats and sell the offspring to people who want famous goats/pure bred goats - that's totally okay?

It's okay to exploit animals sexually, so long as you aren't doing it for your sexual pleasure, but instead, some other type of pleasure that is equally trivial.


I think if you have to hold the animal still... or it tries to escape it is rape.

If the animal stays put and doesn't resist it is consensual.

Creepy... but as long as you don't cause physical damage... OK.

If women want to rubber peanut butter on their hoohah and invite the family dog over for a lick... who exactly is the victim?
 
2014-02-27 02:45:36 PM  
Well then it was rape.  He should have stopped when she said "Naaaahh!"
 
2014-02-27 02:52:07 PM  
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Thats three kicks.
 
2014-02-27 02:57:48 PM  
That's baaad.
 
2014-02-27 02:58:44 PM  
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2014-02-27 02:59:10 PM  
FTFA: He explained that this was not the first time of having sex with animals inside bush.

So females only then?

/do they sell razors to goats?
 
2014-02-27 03:28:41 PM  
So GOATSE?
 
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