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(Daily Mail)   35-year-old teacher avoids being sent to jail for sleeping with 16-year-old student because they both took that phrase literally   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 51
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2014-02-27 12:03:42 AM
horsegoeswest.com

It's ok, there's no mention of "smoking hot" in this particular Daily Fail link, so that means click away
 
2014-02-27 01:52:25 AM
That's a very nice rack.
 
2014-02-27 01:53:52 AM

DanZero: [horsegoeswest.com image 498x306]

It's ok, there's no mention of "smoking hot" in this particular Daily Fail link, so that means click away


That's the best she could do?
 
2014-02-27 01:58:56 AM

Trocadero: That's a very nice rack.


tits
 
2014-02-27 02:00:43 AM
Ah Britain, where you use phrases like "I fancy her" instead of the much more direct American version of "I wish to do unspeakable things to her reproductive system"...

/would also hit the hell out of that, lucky SOB kids these days...
 
2014-02-27 02:01:28 AM
When my high school teacher wanted me to spend the night with her in bed playing hide the weenie, I thought it had something to with putting a hot dog between a pair of buns too.
 
2014-02-27 02:01:58 AM
That's way beyond your normal 'English hot'. She appears to even have all of her teeth.

/dumb as a box of rocks, though
 
2014-02-27 02:07:18 AM

ttc2301: That's way beyond your normal 'English hot'. She appears to even have all of her teeth.

/dumb as a box of rocks, though


And dumb is a bad thing on this occasion because...?
 
2014-02-27 02:10:27 AM
His father Richard Ralston, 42, said: 'I wasn't pleased about what happened, but you're an adult at 16 in Scotland so I didn't want to interfere too much.

Father of the Year material. No seriously, in this case dad is pretty awesome.
 
2014-02-27 02:10:28 AM
I don't think that would have saved her in the US.
 
2014-02-27 02:16:02 AM
I think it's beautiful.
 
2014-02-27 02:16:07 AM
17? Christ that kid looks like he's 12...
 
2014-02-27 02:18:52 AM
Let me get this straight...
1. She wasn't his teacher when the relationship began.
2. He was old enough to consent when the relationship began.
What made this illegal?
 
2014-02-27 02:21:30 AM

fusillade762: His father Richard Ralston, 42, said: 'I wasn't pleased about what happened, but you're an adult at 16 in Scotland so I didn't want to interfere too much.

Father of the Year material. No seriously, in this case dad is pretty awesome.


Probably saw her and gave the kid a high 5.
 
2014-02-27 02:21:48 AM
I wish to second what Fusillade762 has said.

His father Richard Ralston, 42, said: 'I wasn't pleased about what happened, but you're an adult at 16 in Scotland so I didn't want to interfere too much.

Most truly, F.O.Y. The entire United States could learn something about maturity and responsibility from this little adventure.
 
2014-02-27 02:24:06 AM

The hopeless imp: Let me get this straight...
1. She wasn't his teacher when the relationship began.
2. He was old enough to consent when the relationship began.
What made this illegal?


I dunno, envy? Maybe it became illegal when she became her teacher, thus the abuse of trust.
 
2014-02-27 02:24:58 AM
I think the tie had something to do with it.
 
2014-02-27 02:26:03 AM

The hopeless imp: Let me get this straight...
1. She wasn't his teacher when the relationship began.
2. He was old enough to consent when the relationship began.
What made this illegal?


I don't know the laws in Scotland but I would guess that it is her being a teacher in the school he goes to.
 
2014-02-27 02:28:18 AM
You can smell the pinewood burning
You can hear the school bell ring.
Gotta get up near the teacher if you can
If you wanna learn anything.

-Bob Dylan
 
2014-02-27 02:29:12 AM
Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.
 
2014-02-27 02:32:39 AM
He confided in his father, who warned him to be careful but his grandmother called Bannockburn High School to complain. Smith was suspended immediately.

Granny, tell me something. Why do you hate me so much!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goA2_n1Tdss&feature=player_detailpage #t =41
 
2014-02-27 02:33:47 AM
www.davidpaulkirkpatrick.com
 
2014-02-27 02:33:53 AM

SteakMan: I don't think that would have saved her in the US.


It probably would have come a long way towards doing so.  She probably wouldn't even see any jail time.

As an aside:  Why couldn't I have had teachers that hot when I was a kid?
 
2014-02-27 02:38:13 AM

Firethorn: SteakMan: I don't think that would have saved her in the US.

It probably would have come a long way towards doing so.  She probably wouldn't even see any jail time.

As an aside:  Why couldn't I have had teachers that hot when I was a kid?


I ask myself the exact same question every time I read about a semi-hot or smokin' hot teacher banging high school students. I was in my prime in high school. I would have never been dumb enough to get caught.
 
2014-02-27 02:39:41 AM

MustardTiger: I ask myself the exact same question every time I read about a semi-hot or smokin' hot teacher banging high school students. I was in my prime in high school. I would have never been dumb enough to get caught.


I think the *youngest* female teacher I ever had in primary school was almost 50.
 
2014-02-27 03:06:20 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.


I'd say her shirt came off and junior creamed his jeans, then the night stopped.

One of the pics was paperbag worthy...
 
2014-02-27 03:17:08 AM
A couple of flaming balls of passion.  Go to bed, talk, go to sleep.  yawn.
 
2014-02-27 03:35:09 AM

DreamSnipers: ttc2301: That's way beyond your normal 'English hot'. She appears to even have all of her teeth.

/dumb as a box of rocks, though

And dumb is a bad thing on this occasion because...?


Her hide the weenie was just a ploy to find her dachshund
 
2014-02-27 03:48:12 AM
Yeah, 16 is legal here in the UK and I don't think teacher-pupil relationships are against the law either

They'll get you fired, mind.
 
2014-02-27 03:50:38 AM
Really enjoy how they put him in his school uniform and find the sexiest pictures of her they can find...
 
2014-02-27 03:51:44 AM

JSam21: Really enjoy how they put him in his school uniform and find the sexiest pictures of her they can find...


I wouldn't be surprised if they did some makeup to make him seem even younger at that.
 
2014-02-27 04:07:28 AM
She could do better.

/ kid must be a good listener
 
2014-02-27 04:18:06 AM

FarkQued: Bigdogdaddy: Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.

I'd say her shirt came off and junior creamed his jeans, then the night stopped.

One of the pics was paperbag worthy...



Paper bag for sure. I don't think nice tits are enough to qualify someone as hot, and she just looks like a slapper. Lord only knows what lurks under that make-up, since it appears to have been applied with a shovel and then trowelled off.
 
2014-02-27 05:23:23 AM

Iczer: Ah Britain, where you use phrases like "I fancy her" instead of the much more direct American version of "I wish to do unspeakable things to her reproductive system"...


Funny that you'd mention that, when the headline of this thread has to point out that "sleeping with" is literal, in this case.
 
2014-02-27 05:40:42 AM

Nidiot: FarkQued: Bigdogdaddy: Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.

I'd say her shirt came off and junior creamed his jeans, then the night stopped.

One of the pics was paperbag worthy...


Paper bag for sure. I don't think nice tits are enough to qualify someone as hot, and she just looks like a slapper. Lord only knows what lurks under that make-up, since it appears to have been applied with a shovel and then trowelled off.


I guess youngsters have more to compare it with on the internet today.  We had a teacher (back in the 70's) that always wore short dresses when I was in school.  She wore stockings and smoehow she would sit on her desk and occasionally "accidentally" shoot the beaver as she moved.  I thought she was outstanding but I saw a picture of her in the year book the other day and although she was nice looking, she really wasn't as hot as we thought she was.  There was also rumor that she bedded a few jocks, which wouldn't surprise me because her husband looked like a little wimp and was a mouthy asshole.

Any hetro guy would have hit her in school though.  Thank you for the memories Mrs. Gould.
 
2014-02-27 06:03:33 AM

DanZero: It's ok, there's no mention of "smoking hot" in this particular Daily Fail link, so that means click away


You'd hit that? I think you posted after seeing just the first picture. British hot looks great when it's blurry. Clear shot near the bottom of the article will make your junk pop off and run for cover.
 
2014-02-27 06:39:14 AM

The hopeless imp: Let me get this straight...
1. She wasn't his teacher when the relationship began.
2. He was old enough to consent when the relationship began.
What made this illegal?


reasons.
 
2014-02-27 06:51:34 AM
i61.tinypic.com

/The good thing about teachers is if you do something wrong, they make you do it over.
 
2014-02-27 06:52:08 AM

Satanus Maximus: DanZero: It's ok, there's no mention of "smoking hot" in this particular Daily Fail link, so that means click away

You'd hit that? I think you posted after seeing just the first picture. British hot looks great when it's blurry. Clear shot near the bottom of the article will make your junk pop off and run for cover.


Nah, British-hot may be confirmed, but I wouldn't kick her out of my bed for eating crackers. I've hit worse.
 
2014-02-27 07:00:43 AM

hamfast gamgee: DanZero: [horsegoeswest.com image 498x306]

It's ok, there's no mention of "smoking hot" in this particular Daily Fail link, so that means click away

That's the best she could do?

Some women have what is called an Opieus complex



i26.photobucket.comi26.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-27 07:46:36 AM

Mojax: 17? Christ that kid looks like he's 12...


Yup. I actually thought they just posted a picture of him back in Middle School (or whatever is the equivalent in Scotland).
 
2014-02-27 08:38:19 AM

Mojax: 17? Christ that kid looks like he's 12...


That was my hell. At 21 I still looked like I was 15. Needless to say I gave on the bar scene rather early on. To rip off some comedian whose name escapes me, women just don't respond well to an adult male who resembles a 13 year old girl.

/or maybe I was just in the wrong bars ;p
 
2014-02-27 08:54:03 AM
imageshack.com
 
2014-02-27 09:08:04 AM

Gothnet: Yeah, 16 is legal here in the UK and I don't think teacher-pupil relationships are against the law either

They'll get you fired, mind.


It appears it is illegal in Scotland because she plead guilty to "engaging in sexual activity with a pupil while in a position of trust" and will be on probation (at least, I assume that's what is meant by "supervision") and a sex offender registry for two years. I imagine it might be a similar thing if a therapist slept with his/her patient. There's an asymmetrical power dynamic inherent in the relationship and the law acts as an additional deterrent to those who would seek to manipulate that for personal gain, and for those who still go ahead it acts, in addition whatever professional ethical codes exist that got her fired, as a social punishment for violating a relationship that requires trust - not just between the student and the teacher, but between the community and the profession.
 
2014-02-27 09:21:03 AM

Kome: It appears it is illegal in Scotland because she plead guilty to "engaging in sexual activity with a pupil while in a position of trust" and will be on probation (at least, I assume that's what is meant by "supervision") and a sex offender registry for two years. I imagine it might be a similar thing if a therapist slept with his/her patient. There's an asymmetrical power dynamic inherent in the relationship and the law acts as an additional deterrent to those who would seek to manipulate that for personal gain, and for those who still go ahead it acts, in addition whatever professional ethical codes exist that got her fired, as a social punishment for violating a relationship that requires trust - not just between the student and the teacher, but between the community and the profession.


Oh I know the reasoning, just didn't know it was a crime.  Not all such relationships are coercive, for instance, so outlawing them as a class seems to be a little odd.

I wonder if this law is in place in the rest of the UK? And when it came in? When I was a kid our school Chaplain(!!) eloped with a 17 year old girl and was never heard from again...
 
2014-02-27 09:48:17 AM
Did the rest of you see a different teacher than I did?

I mean, she's not hideous, and I'd hit it now because I'm old, and probably would have when I was 16 because I wasn't getting any, but I was having fun with way hotter women when I was in college.

And she's 35, but looks at least 45.
 
2014-02-27 09:55:46 AM

Mojax: 17? Christ that kid looks like he's 12...


Exactly what I thought.  When I was in high school a couple of the female teachers were boinking male students.  One was 18 and legally an adult, and both the dudes look like grown men.
 
2014-02-27 10:02:57 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.


When I was in school I would have turned it down too, having "the ghey" wasn't the problem.  When I was 17 there is no way I would have believed I could have such good luck.  I would have been certain that it was some kind of trick.  I'd go home with her and I'd wake up two days later behind an abandoned factory in Newark with one of my kidneys missing.
 
2014-02-27 10:10:04 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Nidiot: FarkQued: Bigdogdaddy: Admits she was so close to at least getting to first base and he turned it down?  So, the whole world knows now that the boy has the ghey?

Man, oh man or man.

I'd say her shirt came off and junior creamed his jeans, then the night stopped.

One of the pics was paperbag worthy...


Paper bag for sure. I don't think nice tits are enough to qualify someone as hot, and she just looks like a slapper. Lord only knows what lurks under that make-up, since it appears to have been applied with a shovel and then trowelled off.

I guess youngsters have more to compare it with on the internet today.  We had a teacher (back in the 70's) that always wore short dresses when I was in school.  She wore stockings and smoehow she would sit on her desk and occasionally "accidentally" shoot the beaver as she moved.  I thought she was outstanding but I saw a picture of her in the year book the other day and although she was nice looking, she really wasn't as hot as we thought she was.  There was also rumor that she bedded a few jocks, which wouldn't surprise me because her husband looked like a little wimp and was a mouthy asshole.

Any hetro guy would have hit her in school though.  Thank you for the memories Mrs. Gould.


Mrs. Gould?  Um, you didn't happen to go to school in Jersey, did you?
 
2014-02-27 11:29:17 AM

Kome: Gothnet: Yeah, 16 is legal here in the UK and I don't think teacher-pupil relationships are against the law either

They'll get you fired, mind.

It appears it is illegal in Scotland because she plead guilty to "engaging in sexual activity with a pupil while in a position of trust" and will be on probation (at least, I assume that's what is meant by "supervision") and a sex offender registry for two years. I imagine it might be a similar thing if a therapist slept with his/her patient. There's an asymmetrical power dynamic inherent in the relationship and the law acts as an additional deterrent to those who would seek to manipulate that for personal gain, and for those who still go ahead it acts, in addition whatever professional ethical codes exist that got her fired, as a social punishment for violating a relationship that requires trust - not just between the student and the teacher, but between the community and the profession.


How about "in a position of thrust"?  Would that be OK?  Because that's sounds like what was happening.  Repeatedly.  She needed me as her lawyer.  I would have made fools of them.

/ In before the white knights for teachers, who say this seldom happens.
 
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