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(WikiHow)   Cohabitation with your SO: are these good suggestions or just pure stupid?   (m.wikihow.com) divider line 241
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2014-02-26 09:18:28 PM  
More "how to trick a man into doing what you want."

Passive-aggressive bullsh*t.
 
2014-02-26 09:18:56 PM  
It's stupid.

If you have to work somebody into wanting to move in/marry, then you shouldn't do it. If you don't have the guts to say "Hey, you want to?" then you aren't ready for an adult relationship. If you do ask and the answer is negative, then be glad you didn't push the other into doing something he/she didn't want to do.
 
2014-02-26 09:18:57 PM  
That was horrifiying
 
2014-02-26 09:20:08 PM  
As a rule, I try not to take advice from things that read like parodies of children's books.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:10 PM  
Better than smacking him on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.
 
2014-02-26 09:20:34 PM  
that wasnt real. it just wasnt.
 
2014-02-26 09:22:13 PM  
Click here for one weird trick to get him to move in.
 
2014-02-26 09:22:24 PM  
Those crazy illustrations should have a place here.
 
2014-02-26 09:23:23 PM  

MissFeasance: That was horrifiying


Esp the illustrations.
 
2014-02-26 09:25:17 PM  
Don't cohabitating  with a coont who is hiding money because she's planning on leaving you ten days before your wedding
 
2014-02-26 09:26:31 PM  
pad2.whstatic.com
 
2014-02-26 09:27:20 PM  
First off this isn't my thread.

But it should be green. That's just too insane not to put on the mainpage.
 
2014-02-26 09:27:33 PM  
"Biatch I will rip your face off I swear to god"

pad2.whstatic.com
 
2014-02-26 09:27:34 PM  

Saborlas: More "how to trick a man into doing what you want."

Passive-aggressive bullsh*t.


THIS
 
2014-02-26 09:29:29 PM  
were the suggestions in line with Art of War or The Prince?
 
2014-02-26 09:30:58 PM  

EviLincoln: First off this isn't my thread.

But it should be green. That's just too insane not to put on the mainpage.


yeah, this is a no brainer
 
2014-02-26 09:30:59 PM  
"God, dealing with this harpy gives me a headache"

pad3.whstatic.com
 
2014-02-26 09:31:06 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: Don't cohabitating  with a coont who is hiding money because she's planning on leaving you ten days before your wedding


Instead, marry someone who is financially sound but just lies there in bed like a sad day old pita that doesn't want to be eaten.
 
2014-02-26 09:31:29 PM  
Living in sin, people.
 
2014-02-26 09:33:21 PM  

EviLincoln: First off this isn't my thread.

But it should be green. That's just too insane not to put on the mainpage.


^^ I agree with this 100% (though I know some TFers don't like to be seen in the public threads).

Also, seriously WTF are these pictures?
 
2014-02-26 09:33:22 PM  
Jesus Christ, it might be more honest to chloroform, tie up, and keep him locked in your basement.
 
2014-02-26 09:35:24 PM  

miss jinxed: EviLincoln: First off this isn't my thread.

But it should be green. That's just too insane not to put on the mainpage.

^^ I agree with this 100% (though I know some TFers don't like to be seen in the public threads).

Also, seriously WTF are these pictures?


not my thread either, but somehow, someway this will hit the front page

might as well give subby the glory of the green
 
2014-02-26 09:37:30 PM  
VOTE IT UP FOLKS
 
2014-02-26 09:40:13 PM  

FunkOut: Ceteris Paribus says: Don't cohabitating  with a coont who is hiding money because she's planning on leaving you ten days before your wedding

Instead, marry someone who is financially sound but just lies there in bed like a sad day old pita that doesn't want to be eaten.


I would but you're already taken
 
2014-02-26 09:45:51 PM  

Ceteris Paribus says: Don't cohabitating  with a coont who is hiding money because she's planning on leaving you ten days before your wedding


See, now this is a solid piece of advice. That 'article was crap.
 
2014-02-26 09:47:10 PM  

Anne.Uumellmahaye: As a rule, I try not to take advice from things that read like parodies of children's books.


It reminds me of those children's illustrated bibles.
 
2014-02-26 09:49:27 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-02-26 09:52:50 PM  
come on, stuff like this is a thing, well maybe not of beauty, but it's something.
 
2014-02-26 09:55:55 PM  

Honest Bender: [l.wigflip.com image 600x450]


Is he wearing her lipstick? Also, he needs to tweeze those eyebrows.
 
2014-02-26 09:57:28 PM  

EviLincoln: come on, stuff like this is a thing, well maybe not of beauty, but it's something.


Look here, I'm listening to LIta Ford and this thread will will go down as beautiful as Tawny Kittaen
 
2014-02-26 09:58:50 PM  

libranoelrose: EviLincoln: come on, stuff like this is a thing, well maybe not of beauty, but it's something.

Look here, I'm listening to LIta Ford and this thread will will go down as beautiful as Tawny Kittaen


Awesome. Some of the pictures kind of look like post surgical tawny.
 
2014-02-26 10:03:09 PM  

Saborlas: More "how to trick a man into doing what you want."

Passive-aggressive bullsh*t.


I like that song.
 
2014-02-26 10:03:50 PM  

Honest Bender:


GODDAMNIT BENDER!

I love it.
 
2014-02-26 10:04:41 PM  

megarian: Honest Bender:

GODDAMNIT BENDER!

I love it.


l.wigflip.com
 
2014-02-26 10:06:44 PM  
WTF!?
 
2014-02-26 10:07:17 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-02-26 10:07:18 PM  
It's so much easier to set his current place on fire so he HAS to come running to you!
 
2014-02-26 10:09:21 PM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-02-26 10:09:40 PM  

Trillian Astra: It's so much easier to set his current place on fire so he HAS to come running to you!


Finally someone who is talking sense.
 
2014-02-26 10:16:42 PM  
Well that article was just chock full of useful advice.
 
2014-02-26 10:18:52 PM  

The English Major: Well that article was just chock full of useful advice.


Am I the only one that gets the passive aggressive humor the TFarkers have shown in this thread?
 
2014-02-26 10:43:31 PM  

libranoelrose: The English Major: Well that article was just chock full of useful advice.

Am I the only one that gets the passive aggressive humor the TFarkers have shown in this thread?


Yes, you're the only clever one.
 
2014-02-26 10:43:52 PM  

libranoelrose: The English Major: Well that article was just chock full of useful advice.

Am I the only one that gets the passive aggressive humor the TFarkers have shown in this thread?


Nope
 
2014-02-26 10:46:17 PM  
Honest Bender, the thread needs to go green based upon your hilarious captions alone.
 
2014-02-26 10:57:19 PM  

The English Major: Honest Bender, the thread needs to go green based upon your hilarious captions alone.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-26 10:58:35 PM  

img.fark.net

 
2014-02-26 10:59:16 PM  

FunkOut: libranoelrose: The English Major: Well that article was just chock full of useful advice.

Am I the only one that gets the passive aggressive humor the TFarkers have shown in this thread?

Yes, you're the only clever one.


I love you, baby
 
2014-02-26 11:00:32 PM  

Honest Bender: The English Major: Honest Bender, the thread needs to go green based upon your hilarious captions alone.

[img.fark.net image 613x400]


Hold on a second.

This is an honest compliment

Snince when is these legal on FArk?
 
2014-02-27 12:06:22 AM  
What's wrong with "I would like you to move in"?

I'm sorry, was that too forward of me?
 
2014-02-27 12:07:21 AM  
So basically, you should manipulate him with propaganda until he gives in. Sounds lovely. I've got a better plan. It's only one step long.

Let him stick it up your poop chute.
 
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