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(Yahoo)   David Arquette's wife Christina McLarty nixes 'Astro' as unborn son's name. Thank you, God, for creating one person in Hollywood who doesn't think naming a child after a cartoon dog is a great idea   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 36
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2014-02-26 11:56:11 PM
So... Elroy then?
 
2014-02-27 01:43:25 AM
He could have been a star.
 
2014-02-27 02:02:38 AM
I guess someone's not a Tezuka fan.
 
2014-02-27 02:06:16 AM
Just name him Dewey already.  It's the only thing you've done that anyone remembers.
 
2014-02-27 02:18:12 AM
Tetsuwan Atom is inconsolable
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2014-02-27 02:31:48 AM
Name him Hobbes.  Or Moon Unit.  Or Dweezil.  Or Tylenol or something rational like that ;)
 
2014-02-27 02:33:34 AM
I think Astro Arquette would have been an awesome name.  With the initials AA, how could he lose?  I'm sorry, AA, but you have to attend AA ;)
 
2014-02-27 02:40:33 AM
Heh, my brother-in-law had a dog named Astro, though he says it was short for Astronaut, and not based on the Jetsons dog.  He lived at our house near the end of his life, since he wasn't entirely kid safe.
 
2014-02-27 02:46:52 AM

Alphax: Heh, my brother-in-law had a dog named Astro, though he says it was short for Astronaut, and not based on the Jetsons dog.  He lived at our house near the end of his life, since he wasn't entirely kid safe.


...what the hell did your brother-in-law do, exactly, that categorized him as not entirely kid safe??!?
 
2014-02-27 02:54:22 AM

docmattic: Alphax: Heh, my brother-in-law had a dog named Astro, though he says it was short for Astronaut, and not based on the Jetsons dog.  He lived at our house near the end of his life, since he wasn't entirely kid safe.

...what the hell did your brother-in-law do, exactly, that categorized him as not entirely kid safe??!?


The dog, of course.  He was a good boy, but a weird mix.  Rottweiler and cocker spaniel.  So he had a small dog's nervous energy, but larger.  If a toddler fell on him, and surprised him, he'd nip back out of instinct.
 
2014-02-27 03:12:12 AM
A name that rhymes with asshole would be a joy to have growing up in school.
 
2014-02-27 03:16:47 AM

Alphax: If a toddler fell on him, and surprised him, he'd nip back out of instinct.


That sounds a lot like my brother-in-law, Ernie. We tried to keep him away from the kids...
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Apparently, he liked to fiddle about... fiddle about.

Who knew that a song written by bass player John Entwistle, from a rock opera character performed by drummer Keith Moon, would actually turn out to be an autobiography of 'alleged' pedophile guitarist Pete Townshend?

Truth is stranger than friction!
 
2014-02-27 04:11:59 AM
Don't forget  http://www.namemydaughter.com/  . I'm still voting for Cthulhu Of-The-Sea but the middle name choice is trailing.
 
2014-02-27 05:12:00 AM
Chutney is a good name.
 
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2014-02-27 05:26:43 AM
after the van?
 
2014-02-27 05:30:24 AM
David Arquette doesn't currently have a wife.
 
2014-02-27 05:36:13 AM
They should call him Afterm.
 
2014-02-27 05:49:53 AM
They should name him Gemini.  Gemini Arquette ;)

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2014-02-27 06:44:48 AM
Wasn't Astro the name of a cremated fetus in a glass case?
 
2014-02-27 07:50:05 AM
Ruh-roh!
 
2014-02-27 08:24:16 AM
Skyfrog:: A name that rhymes with asshole would be a joy to have growing up in school.

Yep. Astro the ass ho. A name like that would make life a living hell for a little kid.
Freaking hollywood dipwad should be sterilized for even considering it.
 
2014-02-27 08:33:24 AM
not Astro, Tralfaz.
 
2014-02-27 08:38:52 AM

Dahnkster: Alphax: If a toddler fell on him, and surprised him, he'd nip back out of instinct.

That sounds a lot like my brother-in-law, Ernie. We tried to keep him away from the kids...
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Apparently, he liked to fiddle about... fiddle about.

Who knew that a song written by bass player John Entwistle, from a rock opera character performed by drummer Keith Moon, would actually turn out to be an autobiography of 'alleged' pedophile guitarist Pete Townshend?

Truth is stranger than friction!


Could you please name a kid that Townshend sexually assaulted? Allegedly or otherwise.

Didn't think so.
 
2014-02-27 08:46:19 AM
Boy, Arguette sure has gotten over Courtney Cox, hasn't he?

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Yep. Totally over her.
 
2014-02-27 08:52:03 AM
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There ain't nothing wrong with Astro
 
2014-02-27 09:25:39 AM
Scoobert?
 
2014-02-27 09:53:28 AM
That's "Former WCW Champion David Arquette" to you, Subby.
 
2014-02-27 10:11:49 AM
The actor said he thought "Astro Arquette" was an amazing name.

That's because you're a farking idiot
 
2014-02-27 10:57:32 AM

erik316wttn: That's "Former WCW Champion David Arquette" to you, Subby.


BAH GAWD, KING, THIS!
 
2014-02-27 12:33:35 PM

How about the name..

Gordie?

 
2014-02-27 12:56:48 PM

markfara: Could you please name a kid that Townshend sexually assaulted? Allegedly or otherwise.

Didn't think so.


Yes, I'm sure when he used his personal credit card for pay-per-view kiddie porn that was all part of his part of his "research".  Obviously the five years he spent on the registers as a UK  sex offender, the mug shots and DNA samples were just for sh*ts and giggles. Apparently he "intended" to notify the authorities after he discovered pornographic images when he googled "Russia" "orphanage" and "boys" on his search engine. Except he NEVER did make that call. He further claimed to be working on some kind of pornographic treatsie or paper and claimed the police were on a "witch hunt". Look, I like the Who's music as well as the next guy, but I'm not buying that "I was only looking at child pornography for research". I'm happy for his charitable work for abused boys after the incident, You are free to believe whatever you like, as for me I still don't believe OJ is really still looking for the "real" murderers.
 
2014-02-27 03:22:47 PM
So weird that I used to work with her... Back when she was dating Joe Francis. Judgement was never really her thing I guess.
 
2014-02-27 03:50:22 PM
Goddamndogassastro
 
2014-02-27 04:55:57 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Boy, Arguette sure has gotten over Courtney Cox, hasn't he?

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Yep. Totally over her.


Dude has a type, that's for sure.
 
2014-02-27 04:58:28 PM
What's your name, kid? Ass, short for Astro. This is my sister Coco.

/farking idiot parents and their idiot names
 
2014-02-27 08:49:50 PM

Dahnkster: That sounds a lot like my brother-in-law, Ernie. We tried to keep him away from the kids...


I have a brother named Ernie, so I'm kinda gettin' a kick...
 
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