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(Daily Star)   Hideous 21-year-old, heavily pierced, leather-wearing punk rocker chick gets a makeover, is magically transformed into a 21-year-old blonde hottie, rejects wonderful new look because she "looks like her mum" (w/amazing before and after pics)   (dailystar.co.uk ) divider line
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2014-02-26 09:04:52 PM  
Do not.  Want.
 
2014-02-26 09:25:16 PM  
Just out of prison subby?
 
2014-02-26 09:25:54 PM  
She looks like an older, uglier Bette Midler.
 
2014-02-26 09:29:29 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-26 09:36:43 PM  
Cue "would hit it...with a bat"
 
2014-02-26 09:40:42 PM  

The Italian Farker: Just out of prison subby?


I think she looks pretty good in the 'after' pic. Shame she didn't stick with the look. Punk is dead.
 
2014-02-26 09:49:54 PM  

skatedrifter: The Italian Farker: Just out of prison subby?

I think she looks pretty good in the 'after' pic. Shame she didn't stick with the look. Punk is dead.


I do wonder what kinds of crap had to happen to her that she wants to distance everyone around her like that, and is so uncomfortable with the idea of not having that off-putting look to keep her safe.
 
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2014-02-26 09:55:56 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I do wonder what kinds of crap had to happen to her that she wants to distance everyone around her like that, and is so uncomfortable with the idea of not having that off-putting look to keep her safe.


Without the hair and metal and leather, she'd be fat and uninteresting.  The makeover is flattering.

She also looks too old to be dressing like the "before" picture.  Grow up.  That hair and leather is not your identity.
 
2014-02-26 10:04:31 PM  
That looks 'shopped. They even admit it: "WOW: The transformation is unreal [BBC/YOUTUBE] "

I wouldn't retouch ANY of her pixels, before or after.
 
2014-02-26 10:11:42 PM  
I think she looks better as a punk.

/to thine own self be true
 
2014-02-26 10:59:37 PM  
images.beautyworldnews.com


Approves
 
2014-02-27 12:00:48 AM  
Well, that was real.
 
2014-02-27 12:01:26 AM  
Two members of the public said they would 'snog' her out of the options.

I didn't know it was possible to kiss someone so hard they were left with no choices.
 
2014-02-27 01:16:47 AM  
21 years on which planet? Mars with it's 1.88 longer solar rotation?
 
2014-02-27 02:48:32 AM  
I wish punk wasn't dead. There's so much to be angry about, especially during the 2000's. Instead, everyone's out supporting the troops and trying to find a job.

Instead of angry punk, we get a resurgence of pop music. How weird is that?
 
2014-02-27 02:50:30 AM  
yeah ... British hot.

not so hot
 
2014-02-27 02:59:10 AM  
Even by British standards she isn't hot.
 
2014-02-27 03:24:12 AM  
Honestly it looks like they just took her hair down, dyed it a normal color, and put her in a new frock.  She's still a cow.
 
2014-02-27 04:02:49 AM  
Page 3 or it didn't happen.
 
2014-02-27 04:06:42 AM  
I have a thing for emo girls, but this is just a pierced whale. Yuck!
 
Ni
2014-02-27 04:07:29 AM  

fusillade762: Two members of the public said they would 'snog' her out of the options.

I didn't know it was possible to kiss someone so hard they were left with no choices.


The BBC show was something like "Snog, Marry, Avoid", so I suspect those were the options.
 
2014-02-27 04:12:04 AM  

ArkAngel: [images.beautyworldnews.com image 600x548]


Approves


I hated that movie.. she was so farking hot before and so dull after.
 
2014-02-27 04:12:51 AM  

skatedrifter: The Italian Farker: Just out of prison subby?

I think she looks pretty good in the 'after' pic. Shame she didn't stick with the look. Punk is dead.


Anyone who says punk is dead just listens to shiatty punk, or is too lazy to get to shows.
 
Ni
2014-02-27 04:15:08 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: I do wonder what kinds of crap had to happen to her that she wants to distance everyone around her like that, and is so uncomfortable with the idea of not having that off-putting look to keep her safe.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEDa6yeTBHA

Heavy bullying, apparently. She's pretty shy.

Couldn't really sit through the brit reality show, but it seems a lot better than most of the american ones I've suffered through.
 
2014-02-27 04:15:45 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish punk wasn't dead. There's so much to be angry about, especially during the 2000's. Instead, everyone's out supporting the troops and trying to find a job.

Instead of angry punk, we get a resurgence of pop music. How weird is that?


It is easy to be angry when life isn't that difficult. Now that people.have actual problems they prefer to invest their energy in improving their situation. The pop music reflects this. People don't feel the need to get extra angry. They want to relax.

/Never mind people who complain
//It is when they stop complaining that you should worry
 
2014-02-27 04:20:18 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish punk wasn't dead. There's so much to be angry about, especially during the 2000's. Instead, everyone's out supporting the troops and trying to find a job.

Instead of angry punk, we get a resurgence of pop music. How weird is that?


Well... during the Bush years, you had Green Day and System of a Down writing protest songs, and now with Obama, you've got Ray Stevens and Lupe Fiasco. If the punks want something to be really angry about, they should be raging at how crappy protest music has become.
 
2014-02-27 04:27:58 AM  
Having seen the pics....
Why can't it be neither ?
 
2014-02-27 04:33:11 AM  
A crummy commercial?
 
2014-02-27 04:37:55 AM  
The before picture looks like somebody spread their butt cheeks, sat on her head, then clinch their butt cheeks and slowly stood up.
 
2014-02-27 04:39:47 AM  
Not my cuppa, but after the before pic I'd rather hit her mum.
 
2014-02-27 04:46:16 AM  

ArkAngel: Approves


I always preferred her "obvioulsy has problems, eats PixySticks-and-CapnCrunch sandwiches" before look. The makeover was a huge lie.

But then, Allison was a compulsive liar. So...

/has violated the dick/crazy advice
 
2014-02-27 04:46:24 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-27 04:51:18 AM  
Well there's one strain of DNA you won't have to worry about showing up down the road. No loss there.
 
2014-02-27 04:53:38 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: skatedrifter: The Italian Farker: Just out of prison subby?

I think she looks pretty good in the 'after' pic. Shame she didn't stick with the look. Punk is dead.

I do wonder what kinds of crap had to happen to her that she wants to distance everyone around her like that, and is so uncomfortable with the idea of not having that off-putting look to keep her safe.


Thoughtful comment. You get cyan 1.
 
2014-02-27 04:58:41 AM  

Mister Buttons: [img.fark.net image 299x168]


I was just watching the old ECW Hardcore Heaven PPV from 97, and RVD and Sabu beat the shiat out of the Insane Clown Posse in the ring.
 
2014-02-27 05:06:55 AM  

RexTalionis: She looks like an older, uglier Bette Midler.


who was beaten with a bat.
 
2014-02-27 05:08:52 AM  
There are still punk rockers?   Hahahaha!...
 
2014-02-27 05:11:55 AM  
This was written this week? The episode aired in April 2013, according to Wikipedia.

[oldnewsissoexciting.jpg]
 
2014-02-27 05:13:56 AM  
FTA: "Some people look at her as if she's... scum."

Some people are right.
 
2014-02-27 05:29:01 AM  
That's punk? Looks like clown to me but what do I know.
 
2014-02-27 05:34:51 AM  

gsiofa: This was written this week? The episode aired in April 2013, according to Wikipedia.

[oldnewsissoexciting.jpg]


Someone posted a video of it to some social networking crap (this recently started showing up in my Facebook feed) and now people are dusting off the "story" for page filler/click bait.

Welcome to the new media mother farkers.
 
2014-02-27 05:39:49 AM  

Lorelle: I think she looks better as a punk.

/to thine own self be true


Well, she needed to fix the hair. The only thing about the "after" pic that was better is that the hair helped cover the, um, roundness of her face. I agree with the poster who said that without the punk look, she's just fat and uninteresting (looking).
 
2014-02-27 05:42:46 AM  

skatedrifter: The Italian Farker: Just out of prison subby?

I think she looks pretty good in the 'after' pic. Shame she didn't stick with the look. Punk is dead.


Punk may be dead, but stupid is immortal.
 
2014-02-27 05:55:12 AM  
That made me want to fap with a cheese grater.
 
2014-02-27 06:15:51 AM  
"Snog". Seriously, does everything British have to be completely unsexy? The word evokes an image of green aliens with giant wet vacuum hose faces pressing against each other sucking up each others' drooling sloppy saliva.
 
2014-02-27 06:28:38 AM  
Someone already made the Breakfast Club reference except Ally Sheedy was cute either way. Preferred Goth Ally personally.

This broad, the version on the left looks Divine, if you take my meaning.
 
2014-02-27 06:46:47 AM  
Hottie?

Although there's no doubt she looks better on the right than she does on the left.
 
2014-02-27 06:48:24 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: I wish punk wasn't dead. There's so much to be angry about, especially during the 2000's. Instead, everyone's out supporting the troops and trying to find a job.

Instead of angry punk, we get a resurgence of pop music. How weird is that?


Punk was a superficial movement at best and a sham to get you to believe a lie at worst.

You aren't going to change the world by dancing hard and playing instruments poorly.
 
2014-02-27 07:04:22 AM  
I liked the look, but I felt like I looked like my mother I'd have to get a job.

ftfm
 
2014-02-27 07:22:49 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: Mugato: Someone already made the Breakfast Club reference except Ally Sheedy was cute either way. Preferred Goth Ally personally.

This broad, the version on the left looks Divine, if you take my meaning.

I had a thing for her when I was younger... unfortunately I never got her to hold that thing... :P


Divine?
 
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