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(Hartford Courant)   It's never a good idea to masturbate in school. Especially when you're a 72-year-old substitute teacher   (courant.com) divider line 53
    More: Sick, substitute teacher, Michael Luecke, public indecency, paraprofessionals  
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2014-02-27 01:44:11 AM
Michael Luecke was charged with public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.

He could have put someone's eye out!
 
2014-02-27 02:10:33 AM
Maybe he doesn't want to get caught by his wife at home.
 
2014-02-27 06:27:56 AM
Whackin it, smackin it, jackin it, yeah!
 
2014-02-27 06:29:38 AM
Wow. You could never tell by looking at him that something was wrong.

Also, why are there 72 year old substitute teachers that look like pedophiles?
 
2014-02-27 06:31:22 AM
You know if those kids had noticed what as happening there'd have been some major drama and some Instagrammed photos of old dick and balls. No one saw a thing.
 
2014-02-27 06:31:48 AM
Oh oh oh!!!!

Did they keep him on past retirement age because he was a master of debate?
 
2014-02-27 06:32:35 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: You know if those kids had noticed what as happening there'd have been some major drama and some Instagrammed photos of old dick and balls. No one saw a thing.


When you put it like that, I agree.

No harm no foul.
 
2014-02-27 06:36:30 AM

fusillade762: Michael Luecke was charged with public indecency, breach of peace and risk of injury to a minor.

He could have put someone's eye out!


LoL.

Was worried I might wake up my kid when I laughed.
 
2014-02-27 06:37:22 AM
go away...baitin'
 
2014-02-27 06:38:59 AM
*zips pants up*

Well, okay then
 
2014-02-27 06:39:41 AM
www.trbimg.com

Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!
 
2014-02-27 06:39:52 AM
Lying down on his back to continue playing with himself might indicate senility.
 
2014-02-27 06:42:51 AM
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2014-02-27 06:44:51 AM
Gott want it....
That's the suicide watch safety vest.
 
2014-02-27 06:44:51 AM
Says you, asshole. We had kids having sex IN THE CLASSROOM. What, you expect us to just watch without getting a little pocket play ourselves?
 
2014-02-27 06:45:05 AM

GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!


I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.
 
2014-02-27 06:46:18 AM
He's 72.  When that little bastard shows up for some attention you gotta take care of business.  You can't pick and choose when to whack it.
 
2014-02-27 06:48:32 AM
Hey, at that age, the spank bank doesn't have much storage, so if he sees a nubile young teen in class, he has to strike while the iron is hot.
 
2014-02-27 06:49:35 AM
 
2014-02-27 06:51:46 AM
Oh, I don't know about never.
 
2014-02-27 06:52:01 AM
According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional...

For some reason I am visualizing a person in a business suit with a briefcase skydiving to work each morning.
 
2014-02-27 06:57:52 AM
It's bad enough, he should do that at Walmart where it belongs.
 
2014-02-27 06:59:15 AM

some_beer_drinker: go away...baitin'


m.quickmeme.com
 
2014-02-27 07:01:27 AM
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2014-02-27 07:01:55 AM
manipulating his penis

Like using trickery and coercion to convince it to do things it doesn't really want to do?
 
2014-02-27 07:05:02 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!

I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.


How the fark does that prevent suicide? If I was wearing one, I'd WANT to kill myself.
 
2014-02-27 07:13:59 AM

The hopeless imp: symptomoftheuniverse: GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!

I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.

How the fark does that prevent suicide? If I was wearing one, I'd WANT to kill myself.


Heh. Anti-suicide smock, more a case of it doesn't provide you with any way of killing yourself as opposed to reducing your wish to die. The quilted fabric can't be torn and is too thick to be rolled so it cannot be fashioned into a noose. The shoulder seems unfasten, and even velcro is used instead of zips. You can wish you were dead all you like, but the anti-suicide smock is designed so that it will not help you get there.
 
2014-02-27 07:14:35 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!

I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.



It looks odd- not sure how it would prevent suicide. Not having it on would be a better deterent. Though he would be cold without a top, and then it'll be back to him masturbating furiously on the floor again to keep warm. It's what I would do if I'm cold, in a cell, arrested for masturbating.
 
2014-02-27 07:23:32 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: You know if those kids had noticed what as happening there'd have been some major drama and some Instagrammed photos of old dick and balls. No one saw a thing.


According to police The woman saw that the man's hand was in his pants "manipulating his penis".

So someone saw something.

/X-ray vision or transparent pants?
 
2014-02-27 07:25:19 AM

RobSeace: manipulating his penis

Like using trickery and coercion to convince it to do things it doesn't really want to do?


He told his penis he loved it, as he always did before beating it.
 
2014-02-27 07:38:26 AM
FTA: "According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional, who walked by an out cove in the hallway..."

My two questions, what the hell are school paraprofessionals? And what the fark are out coves?
 
2014-02-27 07:39:24 AM

RobSeace: manipulating his penis

Like using trickery and coercion to convince it to do things it doesn't really want to do?



Been there. Done that.
 
2014-02-27 07:39:59 AM
Looks like Joe Lieberman

www.outsidethebeltway.com

`BAITIN!
 
2014-02-27 07:41:16 AM

el_pilgrim: FTA: "According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional, who walked by an out cove in the hallway..."

My two questions, what the hell are school paraprofessionals? And what the fark are out coves?


We had "parapros" at our school. They were basically security guards.

Who is watching the watchers??
 
2014-02-27 07:43:01 AM
For many of the years I have been that which has seen the advocacy of the hoses of the waters of coldness in the hallways of education daycares for prevention of the formation of baaby but perhaps this has better reasoning.
 
2014-02-27 07:43:53 AM

el_pilgrim: FTA: "According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional, who walked by an out cove in the hallway..."

My two questions, what the hell are school paraprofessionals? And what the fark are out coves?


It's a ghost of an entire school.
 
2014-02-27 07:45:23 AM
Probably the only person in the school who was actually thinking of the children.
 
2014-02-27 08:07:36 AM
Could have been worse - at least it was high school.
 
2014-02-27 08:14:47 AM
FTFA: In the video, six students are seen passing Luecke's location while he masturbates, police said. Police and school officials are working to identify these students to assess a need for counseling.

Yes, because just passing by an old man rubbing one out inside his pants and not even seeing it is enough to damage kids' tender little heads to the point they need farking therapy nowadays.

Back in my day old men beat off in front of the entire classroom while making us wear onions on our belts and suspenders while we sang along with the Alphabet Song on that old Victrola and danced the Charleston and it didn't affect us.


/Farkin' hippies
 
2014-02-27 08:18:57 AM

el_pilgrim: FTA: "According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional, who walked by an out cove in the hallway..."

My two questions, what the hell are school paraprofessionals? And what the fark are out coves?


Paraprofessionals are teacher's aides and assistants for ESE classes.
 
2014-02-27 08:25:22 AM
Do you guys know what substitute teaching pays? 60 dollars per day, before taxes, if you have a college degree. At that rate, I'm surprised more people aren't showing up and jacking off right there in front of everybody.
 
2014-02-27 08:44:23 AM

Nidiot: The hopeless imp: symptomoftheuniverse: GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!

I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.

How the fark does that prevent suicide? If I was wearing one, I'd WANT to kill myself.

Heh. Anti-suicide smock, more a case of it doesn't provide you with any way of killing yourself as opposed to reducing your wish to die. The quilted fabric can't be torn and is too thick to be rolled so it cannot be fashioned into a noose. The shoulder seems unfasten, and even velcro is used instead of zips. You can wish you were dead all you like, but the anti-suicide smock is designed so that it will not help you get there.


They also took his belt, we don't want any hangings.
They also took his wallet so he wouldn't have any money to spend in the cell.     And also took out the toilet seat so he couldn't hit himself  over the head and drown, and he took out the toilet paper so he couldn't bend the bars, roll the toilet paper out the window, slide down the roll and have an escape.
 
2014-02-27 08:54:04 AM
The old dude looks like he's senile not like a pedophile.
 
2014-02-27 08:55:28 AM
He did teach them something.
 
2014-02-27 09:01:29 AM
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'Thanks a lot, bin Ladin.'
 
2014-02-27 09:03:21 AM

symptomoftheuniverse: GungFu: Does anyone know if that's a prison/cop-shop issue top/vest?

And if so, why? Why does he have no shirt of his own? Why was he wanking in school? Did he getting satisfaction before being caught? So many questions!

I believe they refer to those as "suicide" vests. Suicide PREVENTION vests, I assume.


And is he wearing self flagellation pants? His problem isnt really with his neck choking but further south.
 
2014-02-27 09:03:56 AM

Brick-House: Probably the only person in the school who was actually thinking of the children.


That is wrong and funny.
 
2014-02-27 09:23:28 AM
So "Smokin' in the boys room" was not about cigarettes?
 
2014-02-27 09:42:54 AM
Wacking it at 72 in public?  At 72?  He was probably so surprised he had an erection in the first place that he didnt want to let the opportunity slide without using it.
 
2014-02-27 11:00:28 AM

el_pilgrim: FTA: "According to police, Luecke was discovered about 7:33 a.m. by a school paraprofessional, who walked by an out cove in the hallway..."

My two questions, what the hell are school paraprofessionals? And what the fark are out coves?


To the second one, they meant alcove.  Unless instead of a recess it's a protrusion.

Also at 7:33 you can usually find me tucking my shirt in, and possibly adjusting myself.  I was going to guess at age 71 he was passing a stone in the bathroom and someone mistook the muffled groans and working of the penis at the urinal for something more entertaining.

/dnrtfa outside the quotes here.
 
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