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(Slate)   The history of the most bizarre sex tip Cosmopolitan ever printed: the infamous "Penis on the Doughnut" moment   (slate.com) divider line 18
    More: Silly, Cosmopolitan, Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd  
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2014-02-27 02:11:15 AM
4 votes:
Cosmo: Tell us your wacky sex moves!
Irritated staffer: Take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut
Cosmo: Brilliant!
2014-02-27 12:48:40 AM
4 votes:
Wait, you mean the doughnut thing is supposed to involve another person?
2014-02-27 02:52:34 AM
3 votes:

newyork.seriouseats.com
"Now you can please both the men in your life..."

2014-02-27 02:30:50 AM
3 votes:

BabaG: I wonder what the late Fred the Baker thought about this...
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*sigh* "Time to f*ck the donuts..."
2014-02-27 01:06:27 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: "99 Ways to Touch Him: These Fresh, Frisky Tips Will Thrill Every Inch of Your Guy,"

Seriously, men really aren't all that complicated sexually. "99 ways" is at least 95 too many.


Considering most of them are weird scary shiat like stuff a silk scarf up his ass or talk to him like Tweety Bird or tickle his nuts with a photo of Mandy Patinkin.
2014-02-27 12:55:43 AM
2 votes:

buckler: Wait, you mean the doughnut thing is supposed to involve another person?


Heh

CSB: I used to drive an ambulance, and one night, in a bar, a random drunk asked me (nudge, nudge, know what I mean style) "You ever have sex in the back of the ambulance?" to which I replied "What, like, with another person?". I then walked away because...creepy!
2014-02-27 05:43:01 AM
1 votes:
2014-02-27 02:47:51 AM
1 votes:

farm9.staticflickr.com
"I know...not your fault....just....get me... to the...f*cking....hospital..."

2014-02-27 02:20:09 AM
1 votes:

Brainsick: Cosmo: Tell us your wacky sex moves!
Irritated staffer: Take a flying f*ck at a rolling doughnut
Cosmo: Brilliant!


I LOLed while reading this in bed, and woke up the spousal unit. Great. Now I'm farked, and not in the way I'd prefer.
2014-02-27 02:19:17 AM
1 votes:

static.fjcdn.com

2014-02-27 02:00:33 AM
1 votes:
I wonder what the late Fred the Baker thought about this...
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2014-02-27 01:14:57 AM
1 votes:
Nobody's offered to eat a doughnut off my cock...

/the depression
//i has it tonight
2014-02-27 01:05:18 AM
1 votes:

SumoJeb: Probably safe to assume you lock the family dog outside before undertaking penis doughnut sex play.


I suppose that depends on your inclination, what your dog's into, and local laws.  I hear Texas isn't a bad place for that.
2014-02-27 01:02:56 AM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who remembers when Voodoo Donut, during the late night/early morning hours, would hold contests to see who could fit the most donuts on their penis?

/My record is 9.
2014-02-27 12:56:11 AM
1 votes:
Refrigerated marbles?  Just get the ice cube tray and I won't have to dig them out later.
2014-02-27 12:52:57 AM
1 votes:
Probably safe to assume you lock the family dog outside before undertaking penis doughnut sex play.
2014-02-27 12:51:30 AM
1 votes:
Push your head down enough to squish your nose and then stick out your tongue. If you can do that then you'll never, ever have to dick around (heh) with silly sex tips.
2014-02-27 12:09:34 AM
1 votes:
"99 Ways to Touch Him: These Fresh, Frisky Tips Will Thrill Every Inch of Your Guy,"

Seriously, men really aren't all that complicated sexually. "99 ways" is at least 95 too many.
 
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