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(Slate)   The history of the most bizarre sex tip Cosmopolitan ever printed: the infamous "Penis on the Doughnut" moment   (slate.com) divider line 60
    More: Silly, Cosmopolitan, Tom Wolfe, Maureen Dowd  
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2014-02-27 11:36:39 AM  

LemSkroob: You know what men want? Food, sex, silence. That's it. Food, sex, silence. ''Feed me, fark me, shut the fark up!''


I think this is why my marriage has lasted 33 years...

/until the daughter comes to visit
//we drive both hubby and son-in-law insane with the laughing and chattering
 
2014-02-27 12:00:52 PM  
America Cums on Dunkin.
 
2014-02-27 12:05:22 PM  
FTA: "My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip."

She sounds fat.
 
2014-02-27 12:32:06 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FTA: "My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip."

She sounds fat.


My wife's so fat!
How fat is she?
I have to put a donut on my cock for her to have sex with me.
 
2014-02-27 12:57:17 PM  
Of all the hundreds of sex tips Cosmo has published, did a single one mention prostate stimulation?
 
2014-02-27 12:57:43 PM  

Need_MindBleach: Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?


This.
 
2014-02-27 04:07:25 PM  
Putting a donut on your bf's penis = might be sexy

Putting a penis on your bf's donut = might also be sexy, but only if he's gay
 
2014-02-27 04:26:54 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Am I the only one who remembers when Voodoo Donut, during the late night/early morning hours, would hold contests to see who could fit the most donuts on their penis?

/My record is 9.


Voodoo Donut, my ass!
 
2014-02-27 08:05:03 PM  
Q: Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
A: The guy who can carry a dozen donuts and two pots of coffee.

Q: Who's the most popular woman at the nudist colony?
A: The one who can get the last donut.
 
2014-02-27 09:18:27 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Am I the only one who remembers when Voodoo Donut, during the late night/early morning hours, would hold contests to see who could fit the most donuts on their penis?

/My record is 9.


Voodoo Donut, my cock!
 
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