LemSkroob: You know what men want? Food, sex, silence. That's it. Food, sex, silence. ''Feed me, fark me, shut the fark up!''
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: FTA: "My girlfriend gets a glazed donut and sticks my penis through the hole. She nibbles around it, stopping to suck me every once in a while. The sugar beads from her mouth tingle on my tip."She sounds fat.
Need_MindBleach: Isn't it supposed to be the other way around?
Baloo Uriza: Am I the only one who remembers when Voodoo Donut, during the late night/early morning hours, would hold contests to see who could fit the most donuts on their penis?/My record is 9.
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