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(Contra Costa Times)   You feel a former employee has betrayed you. Do you: C) try to hire a hitman to break both of his legs and cut off his penis?   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Pittsburg, Contra Costa County, torture, division of labour  
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4632 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2014 at 12:11 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-27 07:55:29 AM  
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When are people going to learn? If you're talking to a "professional hit man" that you don't know, you're talking to a cop.
2014-02-27 12:17:24 AM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: Kind of overkill.

Should have just shaved his nuts with a rusty razor.

♫  Early in the morning ♫
2014-02-27 12:03:31 AM  
1 vote:
On Sept. 11, the pair settled

I guess he never forgot.
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